Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Soundbwoy]

they got me up in this lounge I'm the only nikka there beside the bouncers

 

[kaiOogway]

My eye lashes are getting ridiculous long its just weird brehs I mean hoes love em but its just seems weird any brehs have long eye lashes how do yall trim em

 

[Soundbwoy]

they got me up in this lounge I'm the only nikka there beside the bouncers

that was a fun night tho

 

[Xerces]

So my dog gets scared in thunderstorms. I let him in my room this morning and he either let out the most lingering doggy fart; or he pooped somewhere. Problem is, I can't find the poop; but I know he did!

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

My eye lashes are getting ridiculous long its just weird brehs I mean hoes love em but its just seems weird any brehs have long eye lashes how do yall trim em

I have long eye lashes too, its OK. Good not to have them dust particles all in your eyes

 

[So-Chi]

So I goes in to pay my bill cuz I'm in the mall anyway. When I leave, the chick who took my payment took down my number off the screen and text me

(Yeah, I know) She was decent, but I got a 'ol lady and if I'm going to fukk off it would have to be WAY more worth it. I told her I was flattered at the effort, thanks but no thanks.

Moral of the story? fukking gym is paying off

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Me and my frat brother got written up at the job not because we stole or misplaced the 62 CENT deposit, but because we went through the drive through teller instead of going inside... to deposit 62 cents

Don't make a nikka update the resume and get snatched up for more bread

 

[Rich Spirit]

im such a sucker for grey shirts

 

[Nephilim_BC]

Stereotyping is getting old. Little Asian lady at the store in my hotel at vegas asked me if I played basketball... Then said "Idk what would make me ask you that!"

Bish, do you make video games?!

She was pretty tho

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

im drinkin 154oz of water a day

trying to get up to 180oz

 

[Atlrocafella]

Grilled Salmon, Rice and broccoli, all served to me while I watch the Hawks game.. This girl tryna get wifed

 

[Why-Fi]

don cornelius, michael jackson, robin williams, gary coleman, bill cosby, farah fawcett, john ritter, johhny kemp, keith from good times

my whole childhood just crumbled before my eyes...

at least i still got mr T and sylvester stallone

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

It was cracking at the lake today tho

I didn't know it still could get like that around the lake...shyt was a perfect day, and I even saw men that had me like

Gotta add that to the Sunday rotation.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

friday me and ole girl went back to the spa

we stayed over night

around midnight i saw 2 chicks come in with 3-5month old baby

overnight the only thing open are the mood rooms
so u gone take a lil baby inside a damm extreme heat room or the ice box room






today we chilled out in downtown Denton-fake ass wanna be Austin area

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I think I've developed a mean foot fetish