Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Atlrocafella]

My wife wants to have a gender reveal party; I called her a fakkit for thinking that a reveal party is a good idea.

What was her reaction when you called her that?

 

[BrehMan]

What was her reaction when you called her that?

She laughed because she knows that she's a fakkit.

 

[Chill]

Real talk

If i get asked another fukking question about cardboard dry ass Taylor swift while playing trivia crack

I'm gonna start submitting questions about Aaliyah and missy Elliot

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Maybe she's the one with the busy schedule or she may just be a "planner". I'm totally like that. It's very rare that I do something on the fly or at the last minute.

that's what i meant, you aint that busy you gotta pencil me in over a month out. just hit me closer to the date. i don't make plans that far out if it's not for birthdays, weddings, or traveling. you wanna just grab dinner/lunch and you asking me about march, gtfoh. it just rubs me wrong

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

i've written about this coworker before, but god damn dude is annoying with this "wanna ride home together shyt", no, i don't, it take enough energy entertaining you fukkers during the day, i don't want to have to be PC, "safe" dozen when i get off work. i don't want to talk about your salsa classes, or harley, etc. shut the fukk up ...i just want to put on my headphones, and ride home quietly

 

[Malta]

@Raul you alive breh? I seen there was a Metro North accident and you from upstate.

 

[Remote]

@Raul you alive breh? I seen there was a Metro North accident and you from upstate.

Safe and sound. It happened on the Harlem line. I ride the Hudson. I was long gone by the time it happened tho.

Sad stuff man. They say 6 died on the train.

 

[Malta]

Safe and sound. It happened on the Harlem line. I ride the Hudson. I was long gone by the time it happened tho.

Sad stuff man. They say 6 died on the train.

I try not to fukk with Metro North, always paranoid about some ish like that.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

melatonin gives me the craziest fukking dreams...bout to dive back into it

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

man I swear this snow..it does something to me physically...heavy ass feeling in my bones...sore as usual and I couldn't even go to the gym yesterday...snow messing up my working grind

i hate wintertime, my drive to workout went to 0 as soon as it got cold. shyt makes me lazy as fukk

 

[PicoRoscoe]

Ayo who tf is Dex?

 

[KOOL-AID]

Ayo who tf is Dex?

fukk dex send me feet pics bytch

 

[PicoRoscoe]

fukk dex send me feet pics bytch

Tell me who that is and I will, real shyt breh.

 

[010101]

the ability humans have to believe their own lies and delusions

even for all the good it births
the human imagination can be completely


get in touch with reality*

 

[KOOL-AID]

Tell me who that is and I will, real shyt breh.

aight, Dex is short for Dexter. He's this super smart scientist cac, with a lab n shyt.