The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

[Finn Baller]

when you have 1 Darby its fine because he's a novelty and stands out as the underdog who has the ultimate heart/pain tolerance. He's like Jeff Hardy crossed with Mick Foley. Wrestlers of different shapes and sizes work when one guy is THE giant, and another is THE super heavyweight, etc

Its when you also have Jungle Boy, Daniel Garcia, Nick Wayne, and other assorted twinks that its an issue with size on the roster

 

[StatUS]

Who the fukk is this and why she get a title shot? She won an eliminator somewhere I missed?

Emi is Shida and Riho's trainer. She's been there since the beginning.

I'm tryna figure out how DMD and Willow get a world title eliminator when it should be Mercedes vs Statlander since they beat both respectively.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

when you have 1 Darby its fine because he's a novelty and stands out as the underdog who has the ultimate heart/pain tolerance. He's like Jeff Hardy crossed with Mick Foley. Wrestlers of different shapes and sizes work when one guy is THE giant, and another is THE super heavyweight, etc

Its when you also have Jungle Boy, Daniel Garcia, Nick Wayne, and other assorted twinks that its an issue with size on the roster

I kind of like Daniel Gracia, though...

 

[Finn Baller]

I kind of like Daniel Gracia, though...

he needs to get on steroids ASAP

 

[Silkk]

Emi is Shida and Riho's trainer. She's been there since the beginning.

I'm tryna figure out how DMD and Willow get a world title eliminator when it should be Mercedes vs Statlander since they beat both respectively.

Why would DMD, Willow, or Stat need one when this random chick didn’t.

You say she’s been there from the beginning? How many times has she won on tv this year?

 

[Silkk]

Vikingo and Ricochet had a match in Japan today. Looks like it aired for free on YouTube

Didn’t your lying ass tell me he was hurt


You got a shooting % worse than Meltzer

 

[Silkk]

Also I’m taking Ray Fenix > Ospreay, Ricochet, & Vikingo as a high flier



Dude puts on INCREDIBLE matches without any of that choreography bullshyt.

Still cant get over that time he dove through the ropes and then somehow manage to pull off a flip while already being airborne

 

[Finn Baller]

Also I’m taking Ray Fenix > Ospreay, Ricochet, & Vikingo as a high flier



Dude puts on INCREDIBLE matches without any of that choreography bullshyt.

Still cant get over that time he dove through the ropes and then somehow manage to pull off a flip while already being airborne

Kommander >>>

 

[StatUS]

Why would DMD, Willow, or Stat need one when this random chick didn’t.

You say she’s been there from the beginning? How many times has she won on tv this year?

I meant World title number 1 contender match on Dynamite this week when they both lost to Mercedes and Stat.

I dunno really care about Emi thing if I'm being honest lol. It's a TV title at the end of the day so it should be defended against whomever each week. If you don't remember Emi that's fine too. That's on TK. She's known by people who've watched the show for awhile but she was mostly a Dark regular until 2023 when she was on Collision and Rampage mostly. She hasn't wrestled much this year in AEW.

 

[Silkk]

I meant World title number 1 contender match on Dynamite this week when they both lost to Mercedes and Stat.

Yuka Sakazaki just got one and she aint even on the roster. Much rather have a centralized womens division booked around:

Toni (who just disappeared to japan like a puss)
Willow
DMD
Anna Jay
Shida
Aminata
Hayter (Who’s been booked terribly since return)
Leila Grey
Saraya
Harley Cameron
Skye Blue
Etc.

As the ones challenging Mercedes and Ol girl for the top titles.

 

[StatUS]

Yuka Sakazaki just got one and she aint even on the roster. Much rather have a centralized womens division booked around:

Toni (who just disappeared to japan like a puss)
Willow
DMD
Anna Jay
Shida
Aminata
Hayter (Who’s been booked terribly since return)
Leila Grey
Saraya
Harley Cameron
Skye Blue
Etc.

As the ones challenging Mercedes and Ol girl for the top titles.

I agree. The woman just need more time period to establish their feuds and such. Yuka is signed tho.

 

[OneDeep]

Who the fukk is this and why she get a title shot? She won an eliminator somewhere I missed?

Don’t ask questions like this that makes sense

Just enjoy the match I guess

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

At least Emi finally getting a match

 

[br82186]

Thought this was funny as fcck, since the same n-gga's never apply that to the "Tony Kahn is a awkward mark thread"

Also can y'all take the black wrestler not being in prominent roles to the HHH is racist thread. Shyt is exhausting cause it's literally the same posters stating the same points. Over & over

 

[Organic Trees]

Thought this was funny as fcck, since the same n-gga's never apply that to the "Tony Kahn is a awkward mark thread"

Not trying to argue on this beautiful day. But trolling (even when I do it) gets stale after a while. I enjoy both products for different reasons. But I love talking shyt