The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

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Fightful Select: Update on Kris Statlander

Fightful Select reports that Statlander and Hathaway's onscreen partnership is indeed over, and that she is now in line for a shot at Mone's title, which likely means that after a months-long heel run, Statlander will be transitioning back into a babyface role in AEW.

Read More: Big Character Change For AEW's Kris Statlander Seemingly Begins On Rampage & Collision - Wrestling Inc.

This makes zero sense

Yeah, it's weird. They'd just found her perfect version IMO with her as a heel and Stokely bringing the comedy... I think she can put on good matches with Kamille and Mercedes, but she hits me as one of those babyface-in-real-life workers who needs a heel gimmick to give them that little bit of badass to get over.

Willing to be proven wrong :yeshrug:

Side thought after watching Trish Adora throwing Willow around on Collision. With Stat, Willow, Kamille, Trish, Hayter, Nyla they've got enough big meaty women with screws lose to run a women's meat madness car crash fukkery fest and they should DEFINITELY DO THAT.
 

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Stat was good as a heel, but she wasn’t really getting heat, even against Willow. It’s weird they didn’t officially break her and Stoke apart and plant the seed for a face turn.

I hope they milk the feud with Mone until at least December.
 

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Side thought after watching Trish Adora throwing Willow around on Collision. With Stat, Willow, Kamille, Trish, Hayter, Nyla they've got enough big meaty women with screws lose to run a women's meat madness car crash fukkery fest and they should DEFINITELY DO THTHAT.
The DMV's very own used to defend her Pan-Afrikan World Title against men on a regular basis (she could easily toss little Jungle Boy all the way to Tampa). She definitely has the credentials to be one of the hosses of the women's division.
 
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It's crazy to me when people still don't wanna give Darby Allin his props. He's a smaller wrestler for sure but he throws his body around so recklessly that I think he makes his offense look way more believable than other small wrestlers.

Plus, he's become one of the better promos in the company. He's a guy that kids seem to gravitate to. I don't understand why I'm still seeing online hate for him. It's weird.
 

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Stat was good as a heel, but she wasn’t really getting heat, even against Willow. It’s weird they didn’t officially break her and Stoke apart and plant the seed for a face turn.

I hope they milk the feud with Mone until at least December.

If they hold off on Stat vs Kamille until FG, then i can see Stat vs Mercedes at World's End. Question is does the title change. How long of a reign should Mercedes have? Long as she able to elevate others even by beating them. Of course what AEW has been good at doing is building up feuds and storylines with women that don't involve the women's or tbs titles.
 

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It's crazy to me when people still don't wanna give Darby Allin his props. He's a smaller wrestler for sure but he throws his body around so recklessly that I think he makes his offense look way more believable than other small wrestlers.

Plus, he's become one of the better promos in the company. He's a guy that kids seem to gravitate to. I don't understand why I'm still seeing online hate for him. It's weird.
Vince fried people’s brains into thinking if you you’re short and/or don’t look like a body builder then you’re not a real wrestler.
 

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Vikingo and Ricochet had a match in Japan today. Looks like it aired for free on YouTube




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Does Sony release games on anything but PlayStation though? I haven't really been a gamer for like two decades so don’t really keep up with anything.
:wow: Times have changed my friend
It's crazy to me when people still don't wanna give Darby Allin his props. He's a smaller wrestler for sure but he throws his body around so recklessly that I think he makes his offense look way more believable than other small wrestlers.

Plus, he's become one of the better promos in the company. He's a guy that kids seem to gravitate to. I don't understand why I'm still seeing online hate for him. It's weird.
Alot of dudes don't realize most of their wrestling body tastes came from DL guys like Vince and Pat Patterson.
 
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