Religion/Spirituality The Intelligent Design/God/Theism Thread

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Let's get to the whole nitty gritty of the improbability of evolution brehs for us simple high school educated folk. The most simplest organism I know is mycoplasma, but I'm not a biologist, maybe some of you evolutionists know a simpler one. Let's assume that the prokaryote (single celled organism) has about 1000 alleles/genes (this is for the sake of argument, I believe it has less, but I don't remember). Let's assume the rate of DNA replication is 1000 nucleotides/min. so basically every minute, this organism has a baby (layman's terms). So...

1 prokaryote in 1 min

2 prokaryotes in 2 min

4 prokaryotes in 3 min

8 prokaryotes in 4 min

16 prokaryotes in 5 min.

^^^This here is what them fancy educated evolutionist folk like to call exponential growth. In this case it is "quadratic", a fancy scientist term meaning that the quantity doubles every minute. So let's make this here into a simple scientist function brehs:

x = 2^(y-1), x being the number of prokaryotes, y being the minute. So using this fancy sciencey equation right hurr, we can just plug in the numbers to see how many bacteria there will be in one year:

60 min/hour x 24 hours/day x 365 days/year = 525,600 minutes in a year, let's see how many of these here prokaryotes we got:

x = 2^(525,600-1) = a pretty big f*ckin number :mjpls: (infinity)

So now, if the bacteria has 1 baby every 1 min, and the average human has perhaps one baby by 30 years old (unless you're dominican :russ:) one million years in bacteria time is 1,000,000/30 = x/1 = 33,333 minutes. So technically speaking (of course, the evolutionists will claim we don't understand :mjlol:) less than a month (525,600/12 = 43,800 minutes) of prokaryotes servicing themselves (:russ:) should be enough to demonstrate some sort of evolution, I mean, in a million half-lives (bacteria years in fancy sciency language) we should see some type of evolution from a single celled organism. Nikkaz haven't seen sh*t change in 150 HUMAN years and they wanna claim their sh*t is true :deadrose: It's more likely that God is real than evolution, real talk. :russ: They mock Christians but in reality it's evolutionists who believe in unicorns :heh:
dude, 150 years is no more than like 4-5 human generations.

Thats nothing.

Bacteria have way less shyt going on.

E Coli replicates every 20 minutes.

Don't be this fukking stupid.
 

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sht said billions and millions of years and u reduce it to 150 years and minutes??? Or are you saying the earth is the same as it was millions(or billions) of years ago:sas1:?

150 years = 1800 months = 78,840,000 bacteria years, not one recorded incident of evolution from one of the most simple organisms on the planet, meanwhile according to the Council of the High Priests of the Church of Evolution, the story is that Homo Sapiens evolved from Homo Neanderthalensis less than 500,000 years ago:sas1:
 
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150 years = 1800 months = 78,840,000 bacteria years, not one recorded incident of evolution from one of the most simple organisms on the planet, while theoretically Homo Sapiens evolved from Homo Neanderthalensis less than 500,000 years ago:sas1:
like i said you'd have a point if conditions which drove evolution then(millions or billions yrs ago) were the same... :manny:
 

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Lizards Rapidly Evolve After Introduction to Island

Kimberly Johnson
for National Geographic News
April 21, 2008
Italian wall lizards introduced to a tiny island off the coast of Croatia are evolving in ways that would normally take millions of years to play out, new research shows.

In just a few decades the 5-inch-long (13-centimeter-long) lizards have developed a completely new gut structure, larger heads, and a harder bite, researchers say.



http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080421-lizard-evolution.html
 

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Kudos to you that you're anti-God, but that is irrelevant to ID, ID has nothing to do with creationism. Creationists use ID as a scientific backing for their beliefs. ID is a tool for understanding the genesis of the universe. You can use a hammer to kill somebody, that doesn't mean that was the original intent of the hammer :snoop:
Happy new year breh!
 

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You guys have to deprogram yourself from Western scientific theories. They are missing a few other key components of life and only teach you 3 of the 7 ways of life. I'll just say spirituality is one. You are living in the lower realm of life. You are being kept there for a reason. You have to Ascend. I'm not talking bullshyt. Life has been squandered down to mathematical problems, all design to keep you confuse and never to figure out what you're intend to because you haven't been taught the true meaning of life.
 

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You guys have to deprogram yourself from Western scientific theories. They are missing a few other key components of life and only teach you 3 of the 7 ways of life. I'll just say spirituality is one. You are living in the lower realm of life. You are being kept there for a reason. You have to Ascend. I'm not talking bullshyt. Life has been squandered down to mathematical problems, all design to keep you confuse and never to figure out what you're intend to because you haven't been taught the true meaning of life.

That's what a bullshytter would say.
 

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Doesn't really matter what I post. The system has already been designed where the defenses are built-in, so regardless of what I say or if I so choose to debate with you..... to those who don't know, it will appear like I'm clueless, so it's a never winning battle to the un informed. So with that being said, if people want to know some answers, pm me
 

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Doesn't really matter what I post. The system has already been designed where the defenses are built-in, so regardless of what I say or if I so choose to debate with you..... to those who don't know, it will appear like I'm clueless, so it's a never winning battle to the un informed. So with that being said, if people want to know some answers, pm me

Good good. See ya.
 

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Doesn't really matter what I post. The system has already been designed where the defenses are built-in, so regardless of what I say or if I so choose to debate with you..... to those who don't know, it will appear like I'm clueless, so it's a never winning battle to the un informed. So with that being said, if people want to know some answers, pm me
Absolutely, those pesky defenses of logic and facts are already built in. It is too late for us, we can no longer be saved by the greatness of irrationality and bullshyt. Please forgive us friend for being so uninformed
 
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