The General Mills Chronicles.

[Easy-E]

And to think; General forgot to tell us that last story.

I've already read the whole thread. But, I finally decided to respond. This stories are GOAT.

My fav moment; General backhanding his lady, because he thought it was the dunny from the pier. *dead*

 

[beenz]

man @ that last story

 

[Ohms Law]

And to think; General forgot to tell us that last story.

I've already read the whole thread. But, I finally decided to respond. This stories are GOAT.

My fav moment; General backhanding his lady, because he thought it was the dunny from the pier. *dead*

Which story/page is this from ?

 

[Easy-E]

Which story/page is this from ?

It was the story about (I forget which island) him, his shipmates, and the pretty boy. How; years afterwards, he met one of the guys that were harassing them (made @General Mills or his homie jump off a pier into the water).

http://www.the-coli.com/873938-post160.html
http://www.the-coli.com/874109-post161.html

I forgot about him gettin' thrown down some steps.

 

[General Mills]

My Brehs with me were so pissed. I sucked them into my world and for a bit they were acting like me. It's like my imagination runs wild and I just act.

 

[yeahisaidit]

I don't know why I continue to root for you, General. You NEVER win!

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

 

[IronFist]

I don't know why I continue to root for you, General. You NEVER win!

lol, hey my love

 

[yeahisaidit]

lol, hey my love

Well hello, my honey.

 

[IronFist]

^ @yeahisaidit :inlove:

so @General Mills what happens bruh?

 

[#StarkSet]

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

General got the late night munchies, cut up a kid's feet, and starts yelling Power of Christ compels you

 

[General Mills]

so @General Mills what happens bruh?

I was in shock. I was CONVINCED that we was stuck in a demonic household. So much so that it still took me a good two hours before I fully believed everyone.

When the cops showed I told them straight up that I thought this was a evil household and I was being held against my will by Beelzebub. I remember when I was saying this my brehs were looking at me with straight disgust. And the cop was

I never made it to Sunday church service. Military police came and scooped me and brought me back to the base. I had to spend three days at the mental facility and they asked me so many questions. After I explained to the doc how I came to my conclusions he declared me fit for duty. . .

He later pulled me to the side and said.

Doc - This is completely off the record ok.

Me - Sure Doc. Whats up?

Doc - You sometimes feel as if your mind races right? Like it just will not stop turning and before you know it you are caught up in a crazy situation. . Right?

Me - YES!! Thats it Doc! What will help???!!!

Doc - Smoke weed.

Then he walked off. . I was

 

[General Mills]

I don't know why I continue to root for you, General. You NEVER win!

I am hoping one day to pull out a seqence of wins. Until then. . I am happy to still have my hairline.

 

[Ice Cold]

I am hoping one day to pull out a seqence of wins. Until then. . I am happy to still have my hairline.

Scooping up that Finnish babe and you sired Finnish mills that a W in my book