The General Mills Chronicles.

[ComputersPutin]

Mills never wins.

 

[General Mills]

Conclusion to this story. .

Will had to come and save my simple ass. I was on the ground harlem shaking next to Biff. Biff who was still punch drunk was laughing groggily. Will helped me up and got me to the whip.

Found out later. . .That Biff wrecked his bike on the way home that night. It was raining he was fukked up from the hit. . Brehs he was in a full body cast for a minute. Never made it back to school that year.

Will the don NEVER told anyone that I tazed myself.. For that I thank him.

My mouth was Went back to the dentist and he attached the tooth and it was like nothing ever happened. Until about 5 years ago I noticed that tooth started turning gray. Had to get a partial front put in last December. Now my smile is back tho.

That taser hurt like

 

[beenz]

My nikka Will to the rescue with the brass knucks!!

This pic or me for real. Notice how dudes hat is spinning mid air while dude is knocked out the frame.

 

[killacal]

My nikka tazed his self

 

[BeanMan]

Epic Ls

 

[OneManGang]

That nikka Will materialized out of now where like a mutant.

Found out later that he was on the way to the store. He lived right up the road from the job. He saw us scrapping in the parking lot. Parked the whip around the corner. Pulled out the knucks and walked up on Biff and stole on him hard as fukk!

Brehs after he hit him I dropped to one knee. I was so tired. . And my face was lumped up.. My nikka Will came over to check on me. . On the way over he stopped and picked up something. . .

In the battle. . . Biff knocked my tooth clean out this time. Aw damn brehs. Will helped me up. . As I was getting up Biff started coming back to life. . . He groggily looks at us and his eyes come into focus. . He tells me as he is getting up that this is still not over. .

Will reaches into his pocket and pulls out his girl's taser and hands it to me.

Will tells me to handle my business. At this point Biff who was trying to get up falls back down like a drunkard. . Perfect time to add insult to injury on this cac.

I grab the taser. . And I dont know how to work this damn thing. I flick the button I think is needed and I dont hear anything. ..

Sooooooo. Like a horsesass. . . I put it on my arm and hit the button again. I felt . . .liquid hot pain in every point of my body. . Like nothing I had felt before. . .

I saw bright lights too. Felt like my whole body was on fire. I assumed I was shining so bright it was like Sunny Delight.

hahahaha LOL

Biff laughing on the ground next to you in pain was hilarious too.

 

[Rigamortus]

 

[General Mills]

Mills never wins.

More often than not. . I tend to take that L

 

[Seahawks]

My nikka tazed his self

Mills you my nikka but were you thinkin breh

 

[General Mills]

Mills you my nikka but were you thinkin breh

I dont know breh. . I clicked the damn thing and was wondering if the battery was dead. . I remember kinda banging it on my arm. . Then it must have come to rest on there again when I hit that button. .. ..

oh my damn.

Felt like I got sliced with the Sword of Omens. I lost all body control and was on the ground shaking.

Biff was eye level to me on the ground also. He was

 

[Roger Sterling]

Biff who was still punch drunk was laughing groggily.

The guy who was from a brass-knuckle-sucker-punch is the one laughing at you, hahaha!

Life has :troll2: you well.

 

[Ice Cold]

Mills! I dunno I have to count this as a dub despite tazing yourself

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

Felt like I got sliced with the Sword of Omens.

 

[Liu Kang]

Hey Mills, your stories are hilarious, why don't you write your chronicls for the Coli blog ?

 

[Reptar Is My Bruh]

I was getting worked. Biff was taking his sweet time breaking me down too. I would throw ineffective lil flurries. Land a jab or two. Then he would use his amateur boxing background and basically play around with me.

I was getting desperate brehs. And I was worried about my grill. Just had all that work done. I was breathing heavy and I could feel my eye swelling shut. Meanwhile Biff was looking like he was out for a Sunday stroll.

I decided to switch up the game a bit. . Up to this point it had been a boxing match. If it went to the cards it would be a unanimous decision.



Sooooooo . . . I decided fukk all this boxing bullshyt. There are no rules. He slipped in for another jab and I used his momentum and side slammed his ass clean as fukk! Slammed him on the asphalt and I heard the air go out of him and I heard his head crack on the ground!

Now I have him on the ground and I start ground and pounding like my nikka Ralphie taught me.

I was in a rage. I was trying to hit Biff with everything that I had. At some point I realized I was like Ralphie for real. . I was hollering all kinds of cuss words and they were flowing out of me like a demonic version of speaking tongues.

Biff looked up at me as I rained down blows on him and I saw for the first time confusion and fear in his eyes. That then bred desperation in him and he hulked up and threw me off him! We both scramble up and he points at me and tells me He bounces on the balls of his feet. Puts up his dukes. . At this point I am gassed brehs. . I used up my energy on the ground and pound and Biff looks like he is just getting started. . I wearily put up my dukes while wondering where the hell my dad was. . . When Biff gets his cabbage knocked smooth off!!!

My nikka Will to the rescue with the brass knucks!!

Will to the rescue!!!!!

That shyt went down in my head like a scene in a movie lmaooooo