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General Mills said:
My Navy years provided a wealth of sonnings. Much of it was because of my rate ( job ) in the Navy. It was a bad fit. I was a Engineman. Basically a mechanic. But I am not mechanically inclined AT ALL. I am more apt to drop a wrench in the bilge. So naturally I was horrible at my job. Probably cost the Navy a ton of money. :youngsabo:

This one time. . I sprayed doo doo all over another ship. It was epic. :lawd:
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But that job seems crazy. I always figured it was a team of guys watching the game in a room, who can rewind and slow the game down to get the stats. Not in person, courtside, with mad distractio s :whew:
 
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Read a 3 yr old thread in 3 days, now I see wtf y'all complaining about :deadmanny:

You're a dumb SOB like VJ :mjlol: ima give some tips :smugdraper:

1.you gotta have a homie who got barbershop skills licensed or not. Learn then fade yourself if he can't do it/line you up

2.instead of thrivin under pressure ya brain goes full retard :laff: chill out n literally slow the fuk down. Stop doin impulsive shyt

3.learn to fight :dead:

4. chill out before doin nut ass shyt
 
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General Mills said:
Cap - This is stupid. You are wasting my time. If this sailor was so bad. .Why has he never been to Mast before?

Chief -
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Me - ( on the inside ) :smugdraper:

Cap - this is silly. Case dismissed. Stay out of trouble sailor.

Me - YES SIR! :myman:


Then my chief fukks up.

Chief - Hold on Captain. . This is not right. This guy deserves this because. . .

Cap - ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO RUN THESE PROCEEDINGS CHIEF?? :birdman: I GAVE MY RULING! I SEE NOTHING ON FILE FOR THIS SAILOR THAT WOULD WARRANT THREE DAYS BREAD AND WATER. IF YOU HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM WITH HIM I SUGGEST YOU USE SOME VAGISIL AND SLAP IT ON YOURSELF. DONT YOU EVER QUESTION MY JUDGEMENT AGAIN. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

Chief - :to:

Me - :umad:
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ROFLMBAO!!!
If they ain't heard me laughing in the labs this week...they heard me now.
I about fell off my chair laughing at this one!!!
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General Mills said:
The last time I heard from her the kid was 2. I was almost out of the Navy when my emails started bouncing. I wrote her letters and they started getting returned. So she moved or something. I have no idea. I lost all contact with her brehs.

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Aw damn man...
You done it again. I don't know why I'm so emotional over this.
Prolly cause the first time I fell in love it was like that too (minus the kid) but I got a second chance after she disappeared for about half a year. Tried to start a life together but religion separated us...

To this day, I'm still :mjcry: over my "Anna"...

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