The General Mills Chronicles.

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They never said NOTHING TO ME. . They just silently ethered me next time in church. We line up for Communion. I am parched and cant wait for my sweet sweet wine. When its my turn Father Richard looks right past me and serves the next person in line. . . .

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I stood there awkward for a moment. . Then took my L and sat my ass down.

ROFL!!!
That gif is PER-FECT!!!!
OMG!!!
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The second fight I saw Lacey with was on some WWE Handicap match shyt. There was these three brothers. Michael ( the oldest) and two twins. Timmy and Scotty. Michael was a helluva athlete. Pretty boy. Timmy and Scotty were twins but not identical. Timmy was thugged the fukk out. Looked like Willie D from the Geto Boys. He actually just got out of prison. nikka did 10 years for slicing a dude up with a knife.

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Scotty the other twin was the class clown. Looked like Dwayne Wayne.
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He was the cause of all three brothers getting knuckled up by Lacey. . I was already out of school at my bus stop with my homies playing football cause there is a field right there. Little did we know. . Earlier in the day at school Scotty was at the lunch table with the other fellas cracking jokes on everyone like he always does. He said the reason Lacey talks with such a high voice is because he puts Sugar Smacks up his ass! From the story I heard the whole lunch room was in a uproar. :gladbron: Everyone was DYING! :krs: Even the lunch ladies. :mjlol: I guess Scotty looked over at Lacey and he was :lolbron: But on the inside he was :stopitslime: He had already been suspended for fighting twice. Once more he would be expelled. So he ate that insult. . Scotty I guess took this as a sign that Lacey was cool with it. . Started going in on him for real. Had the whole lunch room rolling from what I heard.

Scotty usually took a late activity bus home because of BBall practice. Lacey met Scotty in the hallway after lunch. . Scotty was on some . . hey thank you for being a good sport about the jokes but we are still boys shyt.:salute: . Tried to dap him up.

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Lacey apparently kinda yolked him up and said he is riding with him on the school bus. . when he gets off he is catching that fade. :birdman: Scotty was shook. . Told his brothers. . They all stayed late too. Watched his bball practice and got on the late bus with him. . So did Lacey. :lupe: I guess everything was tense on the bus. . Right when the bus got to the stop the fisticuffs started. . I dont know what happened. . I dont know who started it. . .But I know this. .I was in the field playing ball and saw the bus pulling up. . I looked cause the bus started jerking and the driver slammed on the brakes and I could hear kids yelling. . I see bodies flying everywhere. . Next thing I know. . the emergency exit opens and Scotty is flying out of there like the Greatest American Hero. . :cape: Lacey tossed his ass out. :damn:Scotty is laying in the gravel trying to crawl. . . . I see Lacey jump down and he is followed by Timmy the thug. . They square up and Timmy is ready. . I see Michael the oldest. .he had got off the bus the normal way and was running over there. . .

Timmy throws a wild haymaker. . Lacey ducks that shyt. . . Timmy throws another one. . Lacey steps back.. Side slips the punch. . . Michael is content to not rush in. ( dummy:beli: ) Scotty is still on the ground like a bytch. :snoop:

Timmy is amped the fukk up. .. He tears off his shirt. . Is cussing and talking shyt. . Points at Lacey:ufdup: and tells him to fight like a man. . Timmy throws another punch. . .while he is winding up tho Lacey punches him fast as fukkkk!! :dwillhuh: He literally started his punch motion after Timmy started his. . and literally. . beat him to the punch. . Knocked him the fukk out. I was :merchant:

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Stevie J and Ryan Crowley are NOT friends. Funnily enough I was at that game :dead:
 

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can someone please hit me with the link that has the whole general mills categorazed? my last computer got stolen about 6 months ago and i need to read that shyt again
 

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