The General Mills Chronicles.

[Nymbus]

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now I know what y'all were whinin about with the false updates

 

[XII]

Yeahhhhhh, if you could quit your job and start typing up these stories for the brehs that'd be great

 

[IronFist]

lol yeah we do need an update breh

 

[Heretic]

@General Mills come bless deez skreetz breh, we need new shyt

 

[No Sleep]

I need some entertainment so I'm upping this thread.

 

[No Homo]

@General Mills Wheres the rest

 

[King Theo]

@General Mills where u at

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

i just started reading these this week

ive got so many stories to read

@General Mills

 

[LevelUp]

@General Mills what good with another story breh?

 

[beenz]

I hate it when cats who aren't @General Mills up this thread

 

[LevelUp]

I hate it when cats who aren't @General Mills up this thread

i know breh , i know breh .....but its been months .......i need that prescription breh

 

[Mr Coli]

@General Mills

 

[Yaboysix]

This one is. . . Poopy Waters


In the Navy one of my jobs was to maintain the shyt pumps. When we pull into port I would have to reconfigure the plumbing to go from dumping shyt in the ocean or in our tanks to attaching it to the plumbing of where we were berthed at.

In instances of when we had to tie up outside another ship then I would have to attach our shyt plumbing to the other ship and then from there it would get pumped to shore on their end.

Well this time we were tied up on the outside of another ship.

This is the process real quick.

1. There is a rigid pipe sticking out the side of the ship near the Quarterdeck. On top of that pipe is a lil valve opening to flush out the pipe with fresh water.

2. I take a flexible shyt pipe attach it to the rigid pipe. The other end of the flexible shyt pipe I attach to the other ship.

3. I attach a reg water hose to the lil valve opening on the rigid pipe. Flush the line with water first. When done I then CLOSE that lil valve and then turn on the two doo doo pumps which are located forward and aft of the ship.


4. Now the doo and piss are going to get pumped off our ship. . through the other ship. . then to the pier.




All sounds good and dandy. Cept I forgot to CLOSE that lil valve on the rigid pipe. . To turn on the pumps I have to walk all the way to the front of the ship and then climb far down to turn on the forward pump. Then I trot my ass to the very rear of the ship and climb all the way down and turn on the other pump.



Well I already turned on the forward pump. So any shyt in those tanks was getting pumped. . . . I made my way aft. . I had just hit the aft pump button when I hear someone yelling down into the hatch..


Homie - GENERAL! TURN OFF THE PUMPPPPPPP!!

Me - Why nikka?

Homie - YOUR SPRAYING DOO DOO ALL OVER THE QUARTERDECK AND THE OTHER SHIP!!

Me - Stop lying breh.

Homie - No seriously. You arrrreeee!

Lmao @doo doo I must be immature as fukk breh..I'm cracking up off that.

Me - . . .. . . I have to see this. .

 

[Regular_P]

@General Mills we see you on. Finish the Ewing story.

 

[General Mills]

@General Mills we see you on. Finish the Ewing story.

I am hopping back in here tonight to add to it breh