THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]

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My idea would keep the gritty/kinda realistic aspect of Nolan's but change the era.

I would have it set in an art deco type of manhattan.

Examples would be that recent king kong movie, dikk Tracey, batman animated series look.

Everyone in top hats old style vehicles etc etc.

I would cast that dude from mad men as batman.

Instead of fox I would replace him with nikola tesla.

The story would be about a CIA/mafia war and conspiracy with the mob being taken over by a failed experiment by Hugo strange.

A new mind control brainwashing technique that goes wrong that indirectly creates a skitzo/bipolar individual who expresses his anger thru a dummy by the name of scarface.

I would also throw in Rupert Thorne who was a crime boss in the animated series as the political angel in the story who is attempting to run for governor against the penguin.

I would have batman doing real detective work as well.
dumbest shyt i ever read, u people need psychiatric help.
 

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:usure: :sitdown: Alfred used the bat computer most likely or some back channels but it would take away the scene of Alfred being scared if bruce did his own research . Bruce is a detective saw how he peeped what catwoman did to the safe in like 5 minutes. The funny thing is Alfred wanting Bruce to quit for fear of bane to let gcpd handle it,oh like they handled joker ?:snoop::rudy: those niccas would get rocked by bane just like Bruce first time . How bout he give some useful intel on how to beat him

It still does not change the fact that as good as these trilogy was, one or two instances of detective work did not do nearly enough to show just how skilled he is in this area.
 

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One scene that had me rolling was when Talia was giving her death speech and Gordon, Batman and Selina were listening to her with the :dwillhuh: face
 

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It still does not change the fact that as good as these trilogy was, one or two instances of detective work did not do nearly enough to show just how skilled he is in this area.

I get what your saying . :yeshrug: they would have to add scenes of him hitting the streets and shyt it's easier to have Alfred Gordon fox etc say stuff. If not we get scenes of him rebuilding bullets Like dark knight :comeon:
It's like how Clark is this great reporter and very smart but to the average reader / viewer he just wears glasses ,waits for something to blow up then dips into a broom closet to save the day . Then lois writes the stories . Not to mention he dips for months to handle jla stuff
 

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I get what your saying . :yeshrug: they would have to add scenes of him hitting the streets and shyt it's easier to have Alfred Gordon fox etc say stuff. If not we get scenes of him rebuilding bullets Like dark knight :comeon:

You're make it seem like I said he did NO detective work, all I am saying is I wanted to see more.
 

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no one had a problem with the weak fights scenes?

ugly bat suit?

weak looking bat vehicles?

the Robin debacle?

Bane not being up to par?

no mention of Arkham or the villians locked up inside it?

irritating batman voice?

corny script?

another director showing supreme arrogance and deviating from an already classic comic strip?

how did Wayne get back to Gotham from a hot ass desert with no money or resources?
 

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no one had a problem with the weak fights scenes?

ugly bat suit?

weak looking bat vehicles?

the Robin debacle?

Bane not being up to par?

no mention of Arkham or the villians locked up inside it?

irritating batman voice?

corny script?

another director showing supreme arrogance and deviating from an already classic comic strip?

how did Wayne get back to Gotham from a hot ass desert with no money or resources?

Been wondering the same thing..
 

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no one had a problem with the weak fights scenes?

ugly bat suit?

weak looking bat vehicles?

the Robin debacle?

Bane not being up to par?

no mention of Arkham or the villians locked up inside it?

irritating batman voice?

corny script?

another director showing supreme arrogance and deviating from an already classic comic strip?

how did Wayne get back to Gotham from a hot ass desert with no money or resources?


tempted to neg.
 

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I haven't seen it yet (traveling) but everybody pretty much agrees Bane>>>>>>>>Joker? :dwillhuh:gotdamn I gotta see this shyt brehs if its like that.
 
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This movie is even better the second time around :noah:

10.5/10

I don't think any movie will top this for awhile.


Unless Nolan starts doing James bond movies like he says he does :russ:
 
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