THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]

[The Piff Gawd]

nikkas is complaining about the non moistness of another nikkas mouth now in a movie!???


I done heard it all man

just out of curiousity how do u rate the three films breh

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

the thing that pissed me off the most about this movie was the dialogue and some of the corny ass acting. But the dialogue really brought this movie down like 3 points. Bane has all of the cool lines. but for starters, like when the police dude is trying to catch batman and he asks the cops "how did he get away?" and they say "he has alot of firepower" "oh and you dont?" it just sounded so fukkin stupid. Than catwomans wack line after she shoots bane "i dont strongly agree with the no gun thing". And the scene where catwoman is getting locked up than she just randomly grabs some guys hand and does a flip and breaks it and the guards just say "he'll be ok" that was so fukkin corny. Oh like when catwoman is leaving the bar and the guy says "call me". or one of the worst at the end when bane says "so you came back to die for your city?" and batman says "no, im here to stop you." really? that was the best line u could think for batman right before he gets into the fight for his life? it was just SO many corny ass lines that it ruined this whole movie. they had the right idea, HORRIBLE execution and im really sick of hollywood even allowing this weak ass script writing in films. and last but not least, what the fukk is up with batmans voice when hes screaming "WHERE IS THE TRIGGER???!!!" his mouth looked all dry and shyt, i hated that scene as well. and the random flashbacks to the other batman movies was HELLA CORNY. the only good things about this movie was the scenes involving bane, everything else is a waste of time, flat out.

Agrees.. I like Ann Hathaway as well. Everyone else was

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[gldnone913]

saw that joint monday....nikkas kept getting up heading for the emergency exits

threw my movie experience off a lil bit

movie was tho

 

[JayYoung314]

nikkas is complaining about the non moistness of another nikkas mouth now in a movie!???


I done heard it all man

naw they did a super close up of batmans face u couldnt help but notice his mouth in the theatre. i can understand bane just got a couple hits off on him so that mite explain it but still that whole scene just seemed forced. like i said there are very little redeeming qualities to this movie outside of any scene that involves bane. and even that fight was anti climatic. i felt like this movie was a tease of what couldve been. if they went a little darker with bane, instead of having him do that elaborate plot only to be taken out in less than 5 minutes. no way he should have lost to batty that ez the 2nd fight after man handling him the way he did the first time. he was fighting way more reckless for no reason the 2nd fight, its like he lost all intelligence all of a sudden and just became a puppet. it took away from the integrity of his character.

 

[JayYoung314]

That prison scene with catwoman made me cringe

me too. it made no sense, why would she even have to do a full flip to break a guys hands, and than why would they just have the guards say some corny shyt like "he'll be ok" and than cut to another serious scene. its like is this really these guys sense of humor?

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

just out of curiousity how do u rate the three films breh

Tdkr>>>batman begins >>>>>tdk

 

[street heat]

im honestly shocked so many of you are giving this movie such high praise. It is nowhere near TDK. Corny dialogue throughout and a weak plot. Its like all those other superhero movies now. TDK was great because it actually was dark, and intense. The attempts at humor were cringe worthy and i cant believe nolan allowed this crap. I also dont like the lack of blood in nolan movies when ppl are shot, but thats another subject though.

 

[Rain]

@ some of the petty shyt some of ya'll are complaining about.

 

[head shots101]

If yall nikkaz want a realistic film maybe yall should watch a documentary

 

[Spliff]

I'm all for varying opinion, but some of you nikkas...

 

[GoldenGlove]

Tdkr>>>batman begins >>>>>tdk

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

batman and atomic bombs don't mix...

 

[street heat]

bad dialogue is petty?

 

[JayYoung314]

bad dialogue is petty?

these nolan stans disgust me. they are so in denial that their god let them down its pathetic. just face it, outside of the first batman and bane fight, and the scene where bane blows up the entire city, what the fukk is really good about this movie? weak as fukk story, no climatic return for batman, he just kinda rides up outta nowhere and than dissapears, this whole movie was just a big mess tossed into 2 and a half hours. catwoman was weak and didnt do anything that made me wanna cheer for her, like i said only thing good about this movie were the scenes with bane everything else