The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

Is this McCarthys last year?


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So now ya'll really think the QB is the problem here and not the FO? They couldn't even get the guy they spent half a decade rehabbing and babying to resign lol

nikkas been throwing shade at the front office since Jimmy was fired breh. :skip:

Don't change the narrative
 

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Ay man...

I just had the most blissful month and a half of my entire sports fan life. Since basically the playoffs I ain't paid one single lick of attention to anything to do with this football team or really the NFL in general. :ohlawd:


I turned off my push alerts on my phone for any Cowboys related news.. stopped listening to the radio.. stopped watching ESPN... stop coming to The Coli.. stayed my ass off Twitter.

I made a pledge to myself to just not get stressed about this team and it was pure heaven. I got caught up on some Netflix shows, hit the gym more, even took golf lessons :wow:


But all good things must come to an end :mjcry:



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Amari: Nobody should be surprised. Everyone called this two years ago when he signed the deal, that we had the out after 2 years and would likely not play out his contract here. So the scenario everyone saw happening just came to reality. The difference is we all expected Gallup to be further along and ready to take over as a #1. I don't see any scenario in which Amari succeeds in Cleveland. That's one of the worst possible spots he could have gone to, cold weather, outdoors, etc.

Gallup: This nikka 1 year younger than Amari man. How the fucc is that even possible? It feels like Amari been in the league 5 years longer than him. I like Gallup, he has some crazy big play ability and I don't mind the contract. He's just too inconsistent as a route runner to be one of the focal points of the offense. Even if we sign someone like a James Washington or something, it seems OBVIOUS to me we are drafting a WR somewhere in the first 3-4 rounds. Possibly even Olave (@smitty22) at 24?

Gregory: Of course they made it a priority to re-sign this fukkING CRACKHEAD over everyone else. Now that this drug addict got paid I will be shocked if he does not get suspended with the NFL for drugs again before the end of his contract. This dude is just a ticking timebomb. All these cac Cowboys Twitter heads are firmly planted on Gregory dikk and were dying to re-sign him which is sign #1 how you know he ain't shyt.


Happy Zuerlein got bounced. Sucks to lose Anger but in theory you should be able to just find a punter elsewhere. Don't like Schultz but on the tag it is what it is. They aren't going to draft someone as good of a receiver as him to step in right away, but they do need to draft a TE this year.

My man buggsy hair started going back to its natural color, wrinkles started to disappear, slept peacefully through the night.
Then he started paying attention the past 2 days, hairline already went back a quarter inch, face drooping, he screaming on folks for the smallest reasons :russ:
Dem Boyz is back :wow:
Lmao aye this is one of the most entertaining threads in this subforum I'm always lurking reading the fukkery :russ:
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Avoiding ? shyt this front office made it a priority:mjlol:. Denver had to swoop in like an angry parent and knocked the toy out of our hands before we swallowed it :mjlol:

We legit got dumb and dumber running this franchise :mjlol:. Aint no way either one of these hillbillies got all they chromosomes :mjlol:


Oh no doubt, I just meant avoided as in we not gonna be locked into that deal. But obviously these dumbasses wanted to keep him and got bailed out by their own idiocy
 
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