The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

[Buggsy Mogues]

My man buggsy hair started going back to its natural color, wrinkles started to disappear, slept peacefully through the night.
Then he started paying attention the past 2 days, hairline already went back a quarter inch, face drooping, he screaming on folks for the smallest reasons
Dem Boyz is back

I come in here multiple times a day and start handing out daps. Thread never disappoints

Ay breh I came out this sabbatical feeling like Stefan Ur-kel after Steve Urkel goes into that teleport machine

 

[Spade]

The fukkery will kill us all.

Tough break Jerry

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

The fukkery will kill us all.

Fire your son then bytch

 

[93 til]

I don't blame Gregory one bit if they tried to pull an okie doke

 

[dtownreppin214]

lol

 

[lightskin jermaine]

That HBO special on the Jones family is going to be

 

[93 til]

 

[L68]

These idiots better try and go after Clowney now

 

[PortCityProphet]

I love this team

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

If you follow the NBA...

Jerry Jones = Jerry Buss (but not as smart)

Stephen = Jim Buss

Charlotte Jones = Jeanie Buss

Will McClay = Mitch Kupchak

Stephen needs to be forced out like Jim Buss was. McClay bounces to go take over as GM for a small market team. Charlotte takes over, everyone assumes she will do great because she will let the football people make decisions. She brings in a beloved ex-player to run the front office = Troy Aikman.

Troy = Magic Johnson.

Failure, doesn't know what he's doing. Thinks the job is easier than it actually is. Leaves after a year to go back to TV.

Somewhere in this timeline, the Cowboys need a LeBron type player to fall into their lap and save them from themselves.

This is the next 5-10 years of your life as a Cowboys fan ^^

 

[Codeine Bryant]

I don’t care if Randy breaks the sack record in the next 3 consecutive seasons in Denver, we won by not paying him. If he does well in Denver, it’s because he’s no longer in Dallas. He is a classic case of a guy who is just content with wearing the Star on his helmet. We sure as shyt didn’t miss out on some dependable, consistent, quality player.
Good riddance, dikkhead

How dumb do Jerry and Stephen look right now? Drafted this undisciplined addict in 2015, stuck by his side through all the injuries, suspensions, and fukkery, and he IMMEDIATELY leaves after his first redeemable season.

Absolutely pathetic front office and organization. This whole Gregory debacle is both a W and an embarrassing L.

 

[dtownreppin214]

Regardless what you think of Gregory, you don't move like this in business. The FO, specifically Stephen Jones fat ass, is starting to get a rep for being cheap and janky.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Let’s see how black Kirk Cousins does with an older OLine, worse receiving core, a defense that will undoubtedly regress to the mean, and the same trash coaching staff.

If he’s as good as his stans say he is, there’s no excuse for not winning this trash division again.

If he’s as good as his stans say he is, there’s no excuse for not winning a home playoff game again.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Gregory shouldn’t have been in a position to make that much in the first place. Jerry Jones was probably the only one that wanted to sign him at all costs, but someone (probably Stephen Jones) probably looked at what just happened with other deals they did 3 years ago and added a poison pill.


None of these players are loyal. Jerry Jones needs to stop treating these players like family.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

I’m so happy the Jones family got fukked like this. Couldn’t happen to more deserving people.

Randy out here doing the Lord’s work.
Put him in the Ring of Honor