The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

Is this McCarthys last year?


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it’s easy to blame the quarterback, but if I’m a WR, and I see the offense is struggling, I’m gonna do something about it. Cooper didn’t and that’s why he got traded.

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WTF can he do besides getting open
 

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Ay man...

I just had the most blissful month and a half of my entire sports fan life. Since basically the playoffs I ain't paid one single lick of attention to anything to do with this football team or really the NFL in general. :ohlawd:


I turned off my push alerts on my phone for any Cowboys related news.. stopped listening to the radio.. stopped watching ESPN... stop coming to The Coli.. stayed my ass off Twitter.

I made a pledge to myself to just not get stressed about this team and it was pure heaven. I got caught up on some Netflix shows, hit the gym more, even took golf lessons :wow:


But all good things must come to an end :mjcry:



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Amari: Nobody should be surprised. Everyone called this two years ago when he signed the deal, that we had the out after 2 years and would likely not play out his contract here. So the scenario everyone saw happening just came to reality. The difference is we all expected Gallup to be further along and ready to take over as a #1. I don't see any scenario in which Amari succeeds in Cleveland. That's one of the worst possible spots he could have gone to, cold weather, outdoors, etc.

Gallup: This nikka 1 year younger than Amari man. How the fucc is that even possible? It feels like Amari been in the league 5 years longer than him. I like Gallup, he has some crazy big play ability and I don't mind the contract. He's just too inconsistent as a route runner to be one of the focal points of the offense. Even if we sign someone like a James Washington or something, it seems OBVIOUS to me we are drafting a WR somewhere in the first 3-4 rounds. Possibly even Olave (@smitty22) at 24?

Gregory: Of course they made it a priority to re-sign this fukkING CRACKHEAD over everyone else. Now that this drug addict got paid I will be shocked if he does not get suspended with the NFL for drugs again before the end of his contract. This dude is just a ticking timebomb. All these cac Cowboys Twitter heads are firmly planted on Gregory dikk and were dying to re-sign him which is sign #1 how you know he ain't shyt.


Happy Zuerlein got bounced. Sucks to lose Anger but in theory you should be able to just find a punter elsewhere. Don't like Schultz but on the tag it is what it is. They aren't going to draft someone as good of a receiver as him to step in right away, but they do need to draft a TE this year.
 

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Ay man...

I just had the most blissful month and a half of my entire sports fan life. Since basically the playoffs I ain't paid one single lick of attention to anything to do with this football team or really the NFL in general. :ohlawd:


I turned off my push alerts on my phone for any Cowboys related news.. stopped listening to the radio.. stopped watching ESPN... stop coming to The Coli.. stayed my ass off Twitter.

I made a pledge to myself to just not get stressed about this team and it was pure heaven. I got caught up on some Netflix shows, hit the gym more, even took golf lessons :wow:


But all good things must come to an end :mjcry:



----

Amari: Nobody should be surprised. Everyone called this two years ago when he signed the deal, that we had the out after 2 years and would likely not play out his contract here. So the scenario everyone saw happening just came to reality. The difference is we all expected Gallup to be further along and ready to take over as a #1. I don't see any scenario in which Amari succeeds in Cleveland. That's one of the worst possible spots he could have gone to, cold weather, outdoors, etc.

Gallup: This nikka 1 year younger than Amari man. How the fucc is that even possible? It feels like Amari been in the league 5 years longer than him. I like Gallup, he has some crazy big play ability and I don't mind the contract. He's just too inconsistent as a route runner to be one of the focal points of the offense. Even if we sign someone like a James Washington or something, it seems OBVIOUS to me we are drafting a WR somewhere in the first 3-4 rounds. Possibly even Olave (@smitty22) at 24?

Gregory: Of course they made it a priority to re-sign this fukkING CRACKHEAD over everyone else. Now that this drug addict got paid I will be shocked if he does not get suspended with the NFL for drugs again before the end of his contract. This dude is just a ticking timebomb. All these cac Cowboys Twitter heads are firmly planted on Gregory dikk and were dying to re-sign him which is sign #1 how you know he ain't shyt.


Happy Zuerlein got bounced. Sucks to lose Anger but in theory you should be able to just find a punter elsewhere. Don't like Schultz but on the tag it is what it is. They aren't going to draft someone as good of a receiver as him to step in right away, but they do need to draft a TE this year.


Prioritizing Kearse and Gregory will end up costing them Wagner in the end. Hopefully getting rid of Collins should free up enough cap space to sign him.


The priority should be on defense. Dallas not being able to win unless the offense scores 30+ points every time is a problem. That’s been the case since the Romo years. Their identity should be defense.
 
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