The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

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[Codeine Bryant]

Stats don't support this. Youre wrong...again

5-6, the only stat that matters, supports this

The second WR1 shipped out under his lead supports this

That atrocious playoff performance and ending supports this


This may surprise you, but some of us actually care about performances and outcomes besides beating up on NFC Least backups

 

[duckbutta]

5-6, the only stat that matters, supports this

The second WR1 shipped out under his lead supports this

That atrocious playoff performance and ending supports this


This may surprise you, but some of us actually care about performances and outcomes besides beating up on NFC Least backups

Do you care about performance like how you guys said the defense runs the team but they 379 and 4 touchdowns to Brady?

Or when they gave up 373 to Carr?

Or when they gave up 111 rushing yards to Javonte Williams...whoever the fukk that is

But hey at least they played good against the Patriots...I mean that's a rookie QB playing with receivers you never heard of and they got destroyed by the Bills...oh wait they gave up 2 touchdowns to mac Jones, and ANOHTER 100 yards to some nikka named Damien Harris and Dak had to damn near break his leg to rescue these nikkas AGAIN?

You care about performance but you in here wanting us to trade for a QB who spent last year on the sidelines cause women wouldn't stop coming forward saying he wanted them to stick they fingers in his ass? What kind of performance is that

Is there ANY other player on this team in the top 10 of more than one category for their position other than Dak Prescott? Parsons was great but gawd damn nikka got the same amount of tackles as Aaron Donald . Diggs was great but damn nikka aint force no fumbles aint recover no fumbles not even in the top 40 for deflected passes. It's like every time they throw at him its a pick or a catch and nothing in between

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Do you care about performance like how you guys said the defense runs the team but they 379 and 4 touchdowns to Brady?

Or when they gave up 373 to Carr?

Or when they gave up 111 rushing yards to Javonte Williams...whoever the fukk that is

But hey at least they played good against the Patriots...I mean that's a rookie QB playing with receivers you never heard of and they got destroyed by the Bills...oh wait they gave up 2 touchdowns to mac Jones, and ANOHTER 100 yards to some nikka named Damien Harris and Dak had to damn near break his leg to rescue these nikkas AGAIN?

You care about performance but you in here wanting us to trade for a QB who spent last year on the sidelines cause women wouldn't stop coming forward saying he wanted them to stick they fingers in his ass? What kind of performance is that

Is there ANY other player on this team in the top 10 of more than one category for their position other than Dak Prescott? Parsons was great but gawd damn nikka got the same amount of tackles as Aaron Donald . Diggs was great but damn nikka aint force no fumbles aint recover no fumbles not even in the top 40 for deflected passes. It's like every time they throw at him its a pick or a catch and nothing in between

What about when the defense held KC to 19?

How did Dak do?

What about when the defense basically pitched a shutout in the 2nd half of the playoff game, a game where SF’s best player got knocked out of the game.

How did Dak do?

What about when the defense gave us a chance to win TWICE on thanksgiving at the end of the game.

How did Dak do?

But keep talking about a game that happened in early September. That we lost. Let’s ignore the entire second half of the season, including the playoff game.

Remind me again how Stat Padford did in the Super Bowl when his leading rusher only went for 21 yards.


It’s a real goddamn tragedy we can’t play NFC East teams all 17 weeks and every round of the playoffs.

 

[Spade]

 

[Codeine Bryant]

I don’t have any interest or energy in FAs, draft prospects, trades, or contract situations.

But I’ll be here all off-season to shyt on Tad Brother. I got all types of time and energy. fukk that loser.

 

[duckbutta]

What about when the defense held KC to 19?

How did Dak do?

What about when the defense basically pitched a shutout in the 2nd half of the playoff game, a game where SF’s best player got knocked out of the game.

How did Dak do?

What about when the defense gave us a chance to win TWICE on thanksgiving at the end of the game.

How did Dak do?

But keep talking about a game that happened in early September. That we lost. Let’s ignore the entire second half of the season, including the playoff game.

Remind me again how Stat Padford did in the Super Bowl when his leading rusher only went for 21 yards.


It’s a real goddamn tragedy we can’t play NFC East teams all 17 weeks and every round of the playoffs.

Defense gave up 36 points but we could have won TWICE

"Basically pitched a shut out" against the 49ers when they gave up more points in the 1st half than the Packers did the whole game

The playoff game? You talking about the playoff game where our defense gave up 5 1st downs off of penalties. Somehow gave up 5.4 yards PER PLAY to a team looking to get rid of it's starting QB

How you supposed to win a game when a team is getting a 1st down every other time they run a play

Stafford in the superbowl? He threw the ball 40 times. He got McVay in his ear telling him exactly when and where to throw the ball. He throwing the ball to a dude who was the best receiver in football this year And he STILL almost fukked it up. Still threw 2 ints. Still was one throw away from Brady having the second biggest nfl comeback of all time. shyt whole reason why Brady came back is cause he probably thinking to himself "aint no way the rams going to get that lucky again, they were one play away from blowing a 24 point lead

You know the difference between Stafford and Dak? Is that his defense ACTUALLY HELD UP on the final drive of the game, Our defense lets the other team convert 3rd and 17 cause the corner is to stupid to turn his head . Our team lets Brady just march down the field and barely a minute to kick a game winning field goal. Our defense gets dotted up by Mac fukking Jones who could barely complete a forward pass until the Bills were up 3 touchdowns. Didn't have a problem putting up 14 on our defense in the 1st quarter though

"Almost pitched a shut out". The nerve of you nikkas.

Gave up 36 points but "gave us a chance to win" . Unbelievable.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Defense gave up 36 points but we could have won TWICE

"Basically pitched a shut out" against the 49ers when they gave up more points in the 1st half than the Packers did the whole game

The playoff game? You talking about the playoff game where our defense gave up 5 1st downs off of penalties. Somehow gave up 5.4 yards PER PLAY to a team looking to get rid of it's starting QB

How you supposed to win a game when a team is getting a 1st down every other time they run a play

Stafford in the superbowl? He threw the ball 40 times. He got McVay in his ear telling him exactly when and where to throw the ball. He throwing the ball to a dude who was the best receiver in football this year And he STILL almost fukked it up. Still threw 2 ints. Still was one throw away from Brady having the second biggest nfl comeback of all time. shyt whole reason why Brady came back is cause he probably thinking to himself "aint no way the rams going to get that lucky again, they were one play away from blowing a 24 point lead

You know the difference between Stafford and Dak? Is that his defense ACTUALLY HELD UP on the final drive of the game, Our defense lets the other team convert 3rd and 17 cause the corner is to stupid to turn his head . Our team lets Brady just march down the field and barely a minute to kick a game winning field goal. Our defense gets dotted up by Mac fukking Jones who could barely complete a forward pass until the Bills were up 3 touchdowns. Didn't have a problem putting up 14 on our defense in the 1st quarter though

"Almost pitched a shut out". The nerve of you nikkas.

Gave up 36 points but "gave us a chance to win" . Unbelievable.

So what did Dak do when our defense held Mahomes at home to 19?

What makes you think Dak could win any of those games if our defense played better?

Dak plays down to the level of competition. He’s shown this repeatedly. MFer is 0-2 against Teddy Bridgewater. Well, assuming he’s not playing in-division backups.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

5-6, the only stat that matters, supports this

The second WR1 shipped out under his lead supports this

That atrocious playoff performance and ending supports this


This may surprise you, but some of us actually care about performances and outcomes besides beating up on NFC Least backups

That WR1 was acquired out of desperation and mismanagement. He was never worth a first round pick in a trade. But this team has a history of giving up too much for WR’s.


Then they over paid for WR1 because they had to outbid another team for his services.

 

[El Bombi]

I don’t have any interest or energy in FAs, draft prospects, trades, or contract situations.

But I’ll be here all off-season to shyt on Tad Brother. I got all types of time and energy. fukk that loser.

Amen

 

[El Bombi]

It's amazing the Black Kirk Cousins still have delusional stans.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

We all lose when the family feuds

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Wilson gone. 3 years $22 million. $12 million guaranteed.


They couldn’t afford that


Honestly, I would’ve let Gallop walk as well. They don’t need to be forking out all of these contracts to players who don’t deserve it. I would’ve let the market decide on Gallup, because he obviously knew he wasn’t going to get a mega deal this year. I would’ve offered a one year prove it deal.


Dallas need to keep focusing on the defense. Stop putting money into offensive players that depend heavily on other people to succeed.

 

[Primetime21]

Just an absolute joke of an organization

 

[jay211]

I like Wilson, but I'm not down for paying him that money.