The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

[El Bombi]

Constantly hitting the TE on 6 yard curls is not elevating your teammates. It’s honestly pathetic. It shows how reliant he is on checkdowns and his refusal to throw the ball more than 15 yards down the field and risk ruining his precious completion %.

As far as Wilson, he gets to feast in an offense where you have plenty of other weapons occupying all sorts of attention. I would hope Wilson could do well going up against CB4s.

Amari is the second WR1 to get the boot while Dak is the QB. For as good as Lamb was to get to the Pro Bowl, he had 1 damn catch in the playoff game. Anything to say about that?

Dak routinely puts our OL in terrible spots with his refusal to be a running threat when there’s space, poor pocket presence, and sometimes he will actually just pedal into lineman and ruin the pocket that has been created.

We know damn well Dak isn’t making anything easy for the running game. Teams crowd the line and force Dak to beat them with his arm. A 49er player literally said this after the game. Embarrassing.

So who is Dak elevating? The TE who he forcefeeds because of his arm limitations and the WR4? AMAZING. GIVE HIM $200MIL MORE

Real fukking shyt

 

[Codeine Bryant]

If Dak is the QB and we have to shut up and deal with it for the next 4 years, so be it

You Dak stans better be ready to deal with the constantly complaining about how shytty he is for the next 4 years as well

Just because we’re being fed prison food doesn’t mean we have to eat it with a giant smile on our face.

fukk that loser

 

[MalaKai]

Gallup is much more than a #3....if he didn't tear his ACL we wouldn't be able to afford his services due to the avalanche of offers he would have gotten.

Cedric Wilson is a #3, Bruce Butler is a #3, Noah Brown is a #3.

Like I said...

 

[BlueHeffner]

 

[BlueHeffner]

Yea im fully on board with a receiver in the first round now. This QB needs it. Nothing is worse than watching a horrible offense and thats what this willl be unless we surround Wak with at least 3 good receivers


Treylon or Olave, come on down

 

[lightskin jermaine]

If Dak is the QB and we have to shut up and deal with it for the next 4 years, so be it

You Dak stans better be ready to deal with the constantly complaining about how shytty he is for the next 4 years as well

Just because we’re being fed prison food doesn’t mean we have to eat it with a giant smile on our face.

fukk that loser

Cool with me.

 

[El Bombi]

But these fools are in here juelzing about this trash contract tho

 

[MalaKai]

Do you realize how many clutch plays Gallup has made in the last 3 years?....you should check that out.

He is Mr. Toe Drag Swag for real.

 

[El Bombi]

Yea im fully on board with a receiver in the first round now. This QB needs it. Nothing is worse than watching a horrible offense and thats what this willl be unless we surround Wak with at least 3 good receivers


Treylon or Olave, come on down

We're fukked

 

[Dwight Howard]

This ain't the mid 2000's, a torn acl isn't shyt. you're getting a legit #2 at that price.

 

[BlueHeffner]

Do you realize how many clutch plays Gallup has made in the last 3 years?....you should check that out.

He is Mr. Toe Drag Swag for real.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Yea im fully on board with a receiver in the first round now. This QB needs it. Nothing is worse than watching a horrible offense and thats what this willl be unless we surround Wak with at least 3 good receivers


Treylon or Olave, come on down

Another quality receiving target won’t make Dak learn how to be a respectable QB when it matters

Opposing teams will still make us beat them with our QB. And he will still come up short.

Dumbass ran up the middle with no timeouts and let the clock run out in the playoff game.

We might as well start a betting pool on when Lamb is getting cut or traded. It’s the Dak way

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Not worried about Gallup's ACL tbh. That shyt is like a broken arm nowadays. Here are a few players who tore their ACL in recent years and bounced back:

Keenan Allen
Allen Robinson
Odell

-Non WR-
Gronk

 

[L68]

Yea im fully on board with a receiver in the first round now. This QB needs it. Nothing is worse than watching a horrible offense and thats what this willl be unless we surround Wak with at least 3 good receivers


Treylon or Olave, come on down

Need O-lineman as the top draft pics again. Lamb, Gallup Zeke Pollard and Shultz should hypothetically be enough for Wak to get it done if they fix up the OLine.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

I commend you guys for being excited about the upcoming season