the-coli confessionals.

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

im light skinned, and i wear sandals

Yeah I had to edit that shyt I meant Latin women feet




'ol dusty Arab Moses sandals nikka

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Me and my nephew just ran a train on my wifes cousin... she hits me up talkin bout when the next time ima spend... i gave her 50 and she called me when she got out of jail... i feel really bad and i know that my marriage aint gonna work out because of the bad karma ive sewn.

fukk man i got jumped by a volleyball team inthe 12th grade and had to beat some hoes asses and almost caught a sexual harassment charge
I walked in on my gay roomate fckin at morehouse
I fukks with the ghettoest of hoes when i cheat..... them hoes turn me on

 

[MMS]

Yeah I had to edit that shyt I meant Latin women feet




'ol dusty Arab Moses sandals nikka

only for the most thorough hebrew israelite

 

[Lewis Black]

Everywhere I go i'm aware of my height. Im 6'1/6'2 and I size everyone up as I walk past them, if im taller it's a win. I guess it stems back from my big brother calling me short back in the day

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I think about p*ssy constantly

I size up every woman as fukkable or not.

I been married six years and i started cheating two weeks after my vows.

 

[Hovsta]

I would take a thick and or chubby chick over an in shape chick any day

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I like Enya's music.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Another one.

I love my girlfriend to death. If I weren't her man, I would simp her shamelessly. She's the best girl I've ever had by far, and I wouldn't trade her for any other woman on earth.

Having said that, I still want to fukk other women... all the time.

 

[Emperor Sol]

Another one.

I love my girlfriend to death. If I weren't her man, I would simp her shamelessly. She's the best girl I've ever had by far, and I wouldn't trade her for any other woman on earth.

You probably simp her shamelessly already

Having said that, I still want to fukk other women... all the time.

The urges are normal. Cheating is not. Remember that

 

[havoc00]

I'm a chubster, too


But I think y'all already knew that

 

[BlvdBrawler]

You probably simp her shamelessly already

Guilty as charged, breh but she's a bad bish. 28 year old attorney w/ a flat stomach, a fat ass, natural hair, and titties that fluctuate between C and D? You know I'm simping. We're cheesy as fukk and I cannot bring myself to care.

The urges are normal. Cheating is not. Remember that

I will try to remember this.

 

[tofuspeedstar]

I would reveal my confessions here, but I want that e-fame, so I'll just create my own platinum thread

Or you could PM them to me and I could post them as anonymous.

 

[DallasTxRep]

I think about p*ssy constantly

I size up every woman as fukkable or not.

Well why the hell did u get married

 

[Token]

Hopefully, it won't be like this for much longer. I've changed up my diet and I'm about to start Insanity .




Pray for me Havoc.

 

[havoc00]

Hopefully, it won't be like this for much longer. I've changed up my diet and I'm about to start Insanity .




Pray for me Havoc.

stay chubby fukk all this being fit bullshyt