The CM Punk is a Failure in MMA/WWE/LIfe Celebration Thread

[Flywin Lannister]

Just witnessed this Racist CAC have the most embrassing televised fight in UFC history.

Jackson was om top top of him not even looking at him when he punched him

Guy was winding up his punch like he was Dusty Rhodes/Hulk Hogan out here


What a fukking loser this guy is. Spare me the "he took a chance" or "at least he tried shyt."

We don't celebrate last place

Racist? Put me up on game breh - I ain't never heard of breh being racist. He had Big E in his cot damn team.

WWE: huge success, breh say what you want dude was a huge success and cashed out in that bytch

MMA: failure, I'm not sure wtf they are teaching him when he is working out for 2 years and he has Z E R O idea what to do as far as where to put his hands when doing stand-up, his posture (he's begging to get hit with that street brawl posture), no idea what to do when trying to take someone down or when taken down, never fights for proper arm position when backed against the fans etc. It was very amateurish. He has heart, he got popped hard a few times but kept going. Jackson was one lazy, terrible opponent and that didn't help at all. Could've finished him 2-3 times and just didn't even bother.

LIFE: dude is rich of combat sports, happily married, famous, living in the city he loves, doing what he loves for years now. I'm curious if you've achieved a similar level of success in life.

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Yeah maybe but it's not wrestling fans who would hinder him, it would be Vince and triple H....no way would they book a UFC Tomato can as a world champion...and I don't blame them....Who would want a guy who got destroyed twice in real fights as the face of your company especially when you already have two former dominant/established ufc champs on the roster

You are assuming coke boy

1) lives in reality
2) cares more about perception than money

They could book a whole Rousey - Punk - Lesnar UFC based storyline. Rousey could welcome CM Punk with open arms and then mock him for his losses and turn heel. Lesnar and Punk could team up allowing for Punk to heel turn hard and they could attack the McMahons

WWE right now has writing that's worse than the average daytime soap.. they could use Punk.

I would not be surprised if Punk shows up at the next Royal Rumble as entry #30 OR at Wrestlemania or right before Wrestlemania and that they let him compete at Wrestlemania with the whole story line being about Lesnar-Reigns whoever joking about Punk's career.

I'd watch that. I'm sick of WWE since Mania and haven't watched anything since the last Royal Rumble (what were they thinking rebooking Lesnar-Reigns.. I mean.. come on.. they got booed at Mania. PEOPLE DON'T WANT IT.)

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Was at a bar with like 7 people laughing our ass off, I feel like I straight away just fell off my chair at one point at the hilarious commentary shytting on him for 15 mins

Also bbq sauce residue from my wings

Put some respeck on my name hoe

At a bar with like 7 people?

ok.. cac confirmed

Ain't no way on earth 8 nikkaz are at a bar watching a UFC fight, laughing and eating BBQ wings.

You played yourself OP

 

[TheWhackMamba]

PUNK shoud be

He will be

 

[The Great One]

At a bar with like 7 people?

ok.. cac confirmed

Ain't no way on earth 8 nikkaz are at a bar watching a UFC fight, laughing and eating BBQ wings.

You played yourself OP

Lol yeah sorry I have friends.

Some people brought their girls, its call a social life.

Stay writing these long ass essays above like a scarred bytch because their white racist hero lost.

 

[R=G]

He will be

He better be to stay relevant

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

PUNK shoud be

I give props to these dudes even though I don’t mess with them. They really do what’s best for business.

 

[HipHopStan]

Brock officially broke Punk's Championship run, as of today. How will he celebrate this momentous occasion at home? Stay tuned to Summerslam to find out!

 

[Breh Obama]

Punk may never come back to WWE after being such an arrogant narcissist in WWE and then getting his ass beat and looking stupid as fukk twice in UFC.

He knows he would clowned out the building

 

[James Dean]

Respect to Punk for trying though.

Can't knock that.

 

[8WON6]

 

[Reality Check]

Racist? Put me up on game breh - I ain't never heard of breh being racist. He had Big E in his cot damn team.

He isn't racist, just OP hating on Punk

 

[The Black Sheep]

 

[HipHopStan]

Dana White is such a Cac.

Dana should've been like "Go home and be a family man, Punk. You too Jackson. "


EDIT - This is probably the most disappointed that I've seen Dana react to a fight that lasted three rounds.

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Dana should've been like "Go home and be a family man, Punk. You too Jackson. "