The CM Punk is a Failure in MMA/WWE/LIfe Celebration Thread

[NYChase718]

Rogan believes that Jackson had "zero fear" of Punk, and could have stopped him at any point in the fight. As a result of Jackson's showboating, Dana White has kicked him out of the company, and said that he will never fight in the UFC again, despite winning the fight. Rogan feels that if Jackson would have stopped the match earlier, he would have still been fighting in the UFC. Rogan thinks everything about CM Punk in the fight was weird.

"The whole thing was very weird," said Rogan. Like, right away, when you see CM Punk holding his hands up and moving stiff and throwing kicks, [I'm like], 'oh Jesus.' Like, I don't like that being on pay-per-view. I understand that they are selling pay-per-view cards, but pay-per-view in the UFC should be the elite fighters."

Instead of Punk vs. Jackson, Rogan felt that Alistair Overeem vs. Curtis Blaydes should have been on the main card. In addition, he felt that Punk's sparring videos were "crazy," and "it was like a guy you just showed how to spar."

He added, "it's like you took a dude [with] no wrestling background, no nothing, and you go, 'alright, this is what I want you to do. This is a jab. This is a right hand. When you throw a kick, I want you to pivot your hips. Go in there and spar. I mean, he just doesn't have the ability to move his body right. There's a lot of guys that you could take out there—track and field guys, or football players, and you could get them to fight better than him in a couple of weeks. Easily. Because they're athletes. They're athletes. They would understand how to shift their weight, [and] throw a punch... he doesn't have any talent. That's all it is. He just doesn't have any physical talent. For whatever reason. Whether it's his approach, his intensity. It's not his coaching. He's with Duke f--kin Roufus."

 

[The Ruler 09]

Think Daniel Bryan would do better than CM Punk, with his past issues though there is no way WWE would let him do it, nor should they really, if he left maybe but no way while he's with WWE.

 

[snikt6384]

Think Daniel Bryan would do better than CM Punk, with his past issued though there is no way WWE would let him do it, nor should they really, if he left maybe but no way while he's with WWE.

He would do better. He distinctly said the ground, and I do feel like he'd beat Jackson there. Mike...is not good at anything but boxing.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

When them bills come due, baby on the way mad bills to pay. CM Punk is gonna swallow his pride, just like Bulldog had to and come back home and take a Rock Bottom on a hunk of doo doo

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

meh he prolly end up in tna or sumthin

 

[El Cocodrilo]

WWE signing Mike Jackson would be the cherry on top to this fukkery

And his entrance theme should be

Spoiler

 

[The Rainmaker]

If Dixie Carter was still in charge TNA would've already hired Jackson

 

[The Great One]

Rogan shyt on him fierce on his podcast:

It's like you took a dude [with] no wrestling background, no nothing, and you go, 'alright, this is what I want you to do. This is a jab. This is a right hand. When you throw a kick, I want you to pivot your hips. Go in there and spar. I mean, he just doesn't have the ability to move his body right," said Rogan. "There's a lot of guys that you could take out there—track and field guys, or football players, and you could get them to fight better than him in a couple of weeks. Easily. Because they're athletes. They're athletes. They would understand how to shift their weight, [and] throw a punch... he doesn't have any talent. That's all it is. He just doesn't have any physical talent. For whatever reason. Whether it's his approach, his intensity. It's not his coaching. He's with Duke f*ckin Roufus."

 

[Art Barr]

Remember when Punk had a promo with The Rock? Rock was super animated doing his catchphrases and all, and Punk goes "fukk the catchpohrases, I'm just gonna kick your ass!"

@Art Barr swears this was the greatest line. Everyone else saw that Punk and Rock in the same ring didn't look right, and that line taking things closer to reality just made it look more stupid.

His stans swore that him not lifting or grooming himself was OK, and that he was believable because "he has an MMA background" . Now is the time to LAUGH.

At the end of the day.
cm punk actually did sumfin in his life and you still ain't did shyt tho.
not even in your personal interest.
all the naysayers critical of punk,...
go be and do sumfin if you so much better and stfu, till you do.


nikkaz trying to naysay him or dB.
better be like the greatest regular guys ever.

Always someone talking but they ain't did shyt ever in life to say shyt.
If punk did sumfin,....why ain't you did shyt tho.




Art Barr

 

[dbp]

Rogan shyt on him fierce on his podcast:

It's like you took a dude [with] no wrestling background, no nothing, and you go, 'alright, this is what I want you to do. This is a jab. This is a right hand. When you throw a kick, I want you to pivot your hips. Go in there and spar. I mean, he just doesn't have the ability to move his body right," said Rogan. "There's a lot of guys that you could take out there—track and field guys, or football players, and you could get them to fight better than him in a couple of weeks. Easily. Because they're athletes. They're athletes. They would understand how to shift their weight, [and] throw a punch... he doesn't have any talent. That's all it is. He just doesn't have any physical talent. For whatever reason. Whether it's his approach, his intensity. It's not his coaching. He's with Duke f*ckin Roufus."

He's just telling the truth, cause that's all you can say after that fight. I think he likes Punk personally, but facts are facts.

 

[Hey_zeus]

I'm not a CM Punk hater, but I do got a question for the brehs. Can he ever be taken seriously again if he did return to pro wrestling? Sure he'd still be over af but tough talk would just go out the window.

Nope.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Hows Punk doing?

He gonna stick with it?