The Catpiss Advice Column.

[Cat piss martini]

@Chimses

1# Go Down a rabbit hole of blues
and jazz and discover that hit of music
that talks to your soul......youre gonna
find music that lives with you.

2# Ive always been a creative person.
I live and breathe music and emotion.
Find what you love and let it kill you- Charles Bukoski

3# this is your movie.....steal every scene.

4# find comfort in who you are.

5# our pain and stress is greater in our minds.
(reality is not as brutal)

6# I do not beLIEve white people are
natural to mother earth.
they are anti nature.....they cut down all of
the trees (life) and build with brick and
concrete (lifeless)
Hunt Animals (life) for sport and they
have no real defense against something
that has danced overhead for billions of years.
(the damn Sun!!!)

7# You can Pimp bounce to Classical

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[Chimses]

Thanks for the knowledge

 

[Cat piss martini]

Thanks for the knowledge

Anytime Relative!

 

[Save $ not Hoes]

Caller # 99


Mayday



Long story short, the side chick is gunning for the crown like a young, hungry team that got swept in the finals the year prior.




Normally, I’m too smooth for these harlots, but she got the finesse a nikka playbook down.



Here’s the problem: I’m a decade older than this broad. She’s bad, and she knows it, and she has hoes, with which she’s always willing to share. My testosterone takes over the captain’s seat every damn time I link with this hellhound.



I know I need to cut this hoe off, but at the same time, I’m like, “Don’t disrespect gods blessings.” Help me out, fam. This thicker, Chloe Bailey-looking chick got me in a chokehold.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Caller # 99


Mayday



Long story short, the side chick is gunning for the crown like a young, hungry team that got swept in the finals the year prior.




Normally, I’m too smooth for these harlots, but she got the finesse a nikka playbook down.



Here’s the problem: I’m a decade older than this broad. She’s bad, and she knows it, and she has hoes, with which she’s always willing to share. My testosterone takes over the captain’s seat every damn time I link with this hellhound.



I know I need to cut this hoe off, but at the same time, I’m like, “Don’t disrespect gods blessings.” Help me out, fam. This thicker, Chloe Bailey-looking chick got me in a chokehold.

Enjoy this fun patch of time
you have with her.
Dont invest in hurt and disappoint.
You wife and she's gonna be
sharing hoes with the new nikka
behind your back.
And stop flirting with disaster
with every now and then raw dikkin.
Watch horror movies......never star in them.

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[Womb Raider]

Enjoy this fun patch of time
you have with her.
Dont invest in hurt and disappoint.
You wife and she's gonna be
sharing hoes with the new nikka
behind your back.
And stop flirting with disaster
with every now and then raw dikkin.
Watch horror movies......never star in them.

That’s some cold ass game right there

 

[Redwood]

Back in action?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Back in action?

Back Like I left Something.

 

[Cat piss martini]

We gonna start the morning out
with a cornucopia of good Vibes.

Youre gonna see her with a
new purse and some jewlery that you
didnt buy that she's gonna say her mama
copped her for chrismas in a few weeks.
Her mama wouldnt loan her
a kind word but copped her
a new louie bag huh?

Put some Piss in your Morning!!!

 

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[Womb Raider]

Hey Cat Piss


I gotta question and I think I already know the answer. My cousin and his gf were being messy in my last relationship which led to me being falsely accused of cheating. I broke up with her due to that. Afterwards, they told me they knew she was talking crazy about me but chose not to tell me. I’ve tried to explain how their actions made me feel and they didn’t change their tune. Any advice for dealing with them at this point?

 

[Neuromancer]

Peace Cat Piss.

Wanted to know what you think the next 4 years will be like here in America? Do you think this will teach cacs a lesson? Do you think Americans will wise up?