The Catpiss Advice Column.

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

Need your advice, kind sir.

#5minswFeez : the writing struggle 🤔🙄👀 by Now What?

It's just one verse. But, it's different coming up with it... 🤷🏿

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[Cat piss martini]

Need your advice, kind sir.

#5minswFeez : the writing struggle 🤔🙄👀 by Now What?

It's just one verse. But, it's different coming up with it... 🤷🏿

podcasters.spotify.com

Ive written over 100 songs in a month (non rap)
with music you have to be (naked)
vulnerable,hurt,angry,etc.
Draw inspiration from the air you breath.
Remove the chest out shyt and just write
from your creative side.

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

Ive written over 100 songs in a month (non rap)
with music you have to be (naked)
vulnerable,hurt,angry,etc.
Draw inspiration from the air you breath.
Remove the chest out shyt and just write
from your creative side.

Thanks.

I figured it out thanks to you.

39 Innings by Now What?

Just getting the rust off. 🤔👍🏿🙏🏿💪🏿🤔

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HOLGANG!

 

[Cat piss martini]

Thanks.

I figured it out thanks to you.

39 Innings by Now What?

Just getting the rust off. 🤔👍🏿🙏🏿💪🏿🤔

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HOLGANG!

Anytime kinfolk.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Sup Coli fam??

 

[African Peasant]

Hello.

What's the best way to put on cologne?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Hello.

What's the best way to put on cologne?

Depends on certain factors.
I throw off alot of heat body wise
so i just spray those points.
I'm not spraying 500$ cologne
on 5 dollar lotion to extend the scent.
I tend to wear alot of black so i spray
my shirt down.
certain colognes will hang out
until you take your clothes to the cleaners.

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[Dorian Breh]

Mr. Piss,

I recently got a new job! I get paid $8/hour to post on this message board.

Specifically I'm to make posts about how the Democrats don't do anything for black people, how Kamala isn't black, and how Project 2025 isn't a big deal.

Sometimes I am also given new topics like "Jim Crow was better for black people" and "access to birth control turns good women into whores"

The problem is I'm actually a 19 year old white community college drop out, so I don't really know much about black politics. And the only time I've seen p*ssy is on my cracked phone screen (I don't own a computer) so it seems to me if birth control would help me get laid it's not a bad thing.

What should I do?

 

[JT-Money]

Mr. Piss,

I recently got a new job! I get paid $8/hour to post on this message board.

Specifically I'm to make posts about how the Democrats don't do anything for black people, how Kamala isn't black, and how Project 2025 isn't a big deal.

Sometimes I am also given new topics like "Jim Crow was better for black people" and "access to birth control turns good women into whores"

The problem is I'm actually a 19 year old white community college drop out, so I don't really know much about black politics. And the only time I've seen p*ssy is on my cracked phone screen (I don't own a computer) so it seems to me if birth control would help me get laid it's not a bad thing.

What should I do?

You still a tether which is worse.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Mr. Piss,

I recently got a new job! I get paid $8/hour to post on this message board.

Specifically I'm to make posts about how the Democrats don't do anything for black people, how Kamala isn't black, and how Project 2025 isn't a big deal.

Sometimes I am also given new topics like "Jim Crow was better for black people" and "access to birth control turns good women into whores"

The problem is I'm actually a 19 year old white community college drop out, so I don't really know much about black politics. And the only time I've seen p*ssy is on my cracked phone screen (I don't own a computer) so it seems to me if birth control would help me get laid it's not a bad thing.

What should I do?

go home and turn your entire family off.

 

[Redwood]

Long time no see breh

 

[Dorian Breh]

You still a tether which is worse.

Go home and turn your entire family off

 

[Cat piss martini]

Long time no see breh

what's new in your universe relative?

 

[Cat piss martini]

@RehReh
That BirthControl still weapons grade?
Or is Piss bout to be an Uncle?