The Catpiss Advice Column.

[Ohboy]

Listen and this is coming from a place of love.
Alot of men feel like we dont deserve a good thing.
Stop looking for heartbreak.
youre gonna let her know that youre weak
and you never want that.
The shyt bothering you is shyt YOU did.
The Good times are twos and fews.
Stop self sabotaging because you got yo dikk sucked.

I Didnt cheat lol. only thing i did was send some joint the letter X. I know it sounds dumb but thats all I did. Felt bad and deleted the message and blocked her.
I had this feeling way before that though so idk whats going on but maybe all I need to do is have patience or something
Appreciate the advice though!

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

Tomorrow/today is my birthday.

Got a nice dinner planned with friends, then a lovely evening out with the lady, getting some lingerie-clad birthday sex, then meeting back up with the crew at the after hours spot for drug-induced dancefloor fukkery.

 

[Cat piss martini]

I Didnt cheat lol. only thing i did was send some joint the letter X. I know it sounds dumb but thats all I did. Felt bad and deleted the message and blocked her.
I had this feeling way before that though so idk whats going on but maybe all I need to do is have patience or something
Appreciate the advice though!

listen.......A woman would rather you
get your dikk sucked than you tell another woman
she aint suckin your dikk.
crazy but you can fix this.

 

[Cat piss martini]

I Didnt cheat lol. only thing i did was send some joint the letter X. I know it sounds dumb but thats all I did. Felt bad and deleted the message and blocked her.
I had this feeling way before that though so idk whats going on but maybe all I need to do is have patience or something
Appreciate the advice though!

you cheated you peice of shyt!
you lying to me is damn disgusting.
you fukked the ex that let you bust
in her face but cant cook.
dont lie to me nikka.

 

[Ohboy]

you cheated you peice of shyt!
you lying to me is damn disgusting.
you fukked the ex that let you bust
in her face but cant cook.
dont lie to me nikka.

Im telling you I never cheated on my girl lol
I just been having this feeling in my chest like I was being done dirty for months even though she constantly reassured me she wasnt doing anything
Even looked through her stuff and didnt find anything
My mind is convinced she real solid but this feeling in my chest wont go away ( I been having this feeling for months and I never did anything to hurt my girl)
Its like im suffeing with this feeling but then im like I should just end it but even when I try to end its like god has other plans so im just in a state of confusion right now
Its very weird and idk what to do honestly

 

[Cat piss martini]

Tomorrow/today is my birthday.

Got a nice dinner planned with friends, then a lovely evening out with the lady, getting some lingerie-clad birthday sex, then meeting back up with the crew at the after hours spot for drug-induced dancefloor fukkery.

Delete that crew shyt and make it about your lady.
Let her know what they had in store for you
for extra points but fukk them nikkas.
fukk is wrong with you nikkas?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Im telling you I never cheated on my girl lol
I just been having this feeling in my chest like I was being done dirty for months even though she constantly reassured me she wasnt doing anything
Even looked through her stuff and didnt find anything
My mind is convinced she real solid but this feeling in my chest wont go away ( I been having this feeling for months and I never did anything to hurt my girl)
Its like im suffeing with this feeling but then im like I should just end it but even when I try to end its like god has other plans so im just in a state of confusion right now
Its very weird and idk what to do honestly

Listen........any man going through a woman's shyt
aint doing enough in his own life.
any man trying to see what a woman is doing should
sit down to piss.

 

[Ohboy]

Listen........any man going through a woman's shyt
aint doing enough in his own life.
any man trying to see what a woman is doing should
sit down to piss.

I feel it but I had to verify.
Trying to make sure this relationship wasn't a mistake

 

[Cat piss martini]

I feel it but I had to verify.
Trying to make sure this relationship wasn't a mistake

it's the craziest shyt ever but believe me.
A woman knowing that you giving a fukk
about who she's fukkin makes you a eunuch.
You are better off having hoes around the crib.

 

[Ohboy]

it's the craziest shyt ever but believe me.
A woman knowing that you giving a fukk
about who she's fukkin makes you a eunuch.
You are better off having hoes around the crib.

I see what you saying
ima just chill before I fukk up a good thing lol

 

[Cat piss martini]

I see what you saying
ima just chill before I fukk up a good thing lol

any man trying to figure out what a woman is
doing aint doing enough with his own life.
women go through phones and carry the one.
let a woman find out and youre a bytch nikka.

 

[Ohboy]

any man trying to figure out what a woman is
doing aint doing enough with his own life.
women go through phones and carry the one.
let a woman find out and youre a bytch nikka.

lol you right

 

[Cat piss martini]

listen my nikkas..........i'm laying in the bed
with bad millionaire bytch around 4:am.
one of my scratch and sniffs beat on my back door.
I step out with my gun in a bytch face letting my
high end draws know that i will upper room a nothing
bytch for her........Optics!!!

 

[WaveWhisperer]

“I will upper room a nothing
bytch for her........Optics!!!”

*charlie murphy laugh gif.

 

[Cat piss martini]

*charlie murphy laugh gif.

My day one looking deeply into
my eyes like.......this bytch over me!!!??
Me: bytch i'm about to boom you hoe.