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the mucinex booger done fukked up.
this bytch think she the fat Rick James.
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Who's your top 5 rappers dead or alive?
I Gauge My Favorites
By how they Changed (upgraded)
Lyricism and How songs or Albums
Changed and Guided me throughout life.

1# The D.O.C
The No one can do it better album was a MasterPeice.
He changed the game and created tongue
twisting,studder steppin etc.

2# Rakim
Rakim.......It's Rakim.
Paid and Full,My Melody,Move the Crowd all FIRE!!!
But when I heard Lyrics of Fury spit over
parliaments no head no backstage pass.
it was like a religious experience for me.

3# Slick Rick.
The adventures of Slick Rick is another one
off them albums you just gotta go back to.
King of the Story Tellers.

4# Jada Kiss
The Most underated Mc Alive!
Pen game is Stupid!!!!

5# Ice-T
Ice-T is not the best rapper but
Rhyme Pays is my favorite HipHop album.
Why Because the album gave me a lifetime
of game and how to move out here.
(the HIP HOP sound track of my life)
I was a young fly nikka out
here huSTLin and playing in traffic
and i truly believe that the tales of that
album kept me alive.


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I Gauge My Favorites
By how they Changed (upgraded)
Lyricism and How songs or Albums
Changed and Guided me throughout life.

1# The D.O.C
The No one can do it better album was a MasterPeice.
He changed the game and created tongue
twisting,studder steppin etc.

2# Rakim
Rakim.......It's Rakim.
Paid and Full,My Melody,Move the Crowd all FIRE!!!
But when I heard Lyrics of Fury spit over
parliaments no head no backstage pass.
it was like a religious experience for me.

3# Slick Rick.
The adventures of Slick Rick is another one
off them albums you just gotta go back to.
King of the Story Tellers.

4# Jada Kiss
The Most underated Mc Alive!
Pen game is Stupid!!!!

5# Ice-T
Ice-T is not the best rapper but
Rhyme Pays is my favorite HipHop album.
Why Because the album gave me a lifetime
of game and how to move out here.
(the HIP HOP sound track of my life)
I was a young fly nikka out
here huSTLin and playing in traffic
and i truly believe that the tales of that
album kept me alive.


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I've never heard an Ice T album in full, but I'm about to check out the Rhyme Pays album.

It's wild that D.O.C. and Slick Rick built their legacies off one album. The D.O.C. can be a GOAT off his ghostwriting alone.

Rakim is so underrated. I wish he put out more material.

Jadakiss maybe one of the two rappers who rapped better than Notorious BIG on his own record
 
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I've never heard an Ice T album in full, but I'm about to check out the Rhyme Pays album.

It's wild that D.O.C. and Slick Rick built their legacies off one album. The D.O.C. can be a GOAT off his ghostwriting alone.

Rakim is so underrated. I wish he put out more material.

Jadakiss maybe one of the two rappers who rapped better than Notorious BIG on his own record
Rhyme Pays is Serious Business.
He was Spittin this shyt in 87'
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Hey, Piss, I’m a big fan.

First time caller.

I wanted to ask if my side piece likes to suck me off in the whip because she is hoping it leads to bigger and better things but I want to keep her at bay and keep getting my Johnson tugged with no frills which means I’m really not trying to lay pipe because I know that will lead to her losing her sanity. Sounds crazy I know. How do I continue down this path and keep her on my Johnson without compromising myself because once she gets what she wants I know she will want to flip the script and gain control so she’s doing a bit of cold play in hopes of more.. :jbhmm:
 
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Hey, Piss, I’m a big fan.

First time caller.

I wanted to ask if my side piece likes to suck me off in the whip because she is hoping it leads to bigger and better things but I want to keep her at bay and keep getting my Johnson tugged with no frills which means I’m really not trying to lay pipe because I know that will lead to her losing her sanity. Sounds crazy I know. How do I continue down this path and keep her on my Johnson without compromising myself because once she gets what she wants I know she will want to flip the script and gain control so she’s doing a bit of cold play in hopes of more.. :jbhmm:
We dont Judge here at Jungle Love Radio.
Youre talking to a man that had a live in back in the
day and got his dikk sucked through a cracked back door
every other night by side bytches that pulled up in the alley.

Some women are Head Monsters.
Droppin Jaw may be what make her
cervix jump and Pucker.
Does she buy you things?

If the answer is yes and you have
faith in yo stroke gon and knock
fire from the crack of her ass.
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:patrice:We dont Judge here at Jungle Love Radio.
Youre talking to a man that had a live in back in the
day and got his dikk sucked through a cracked back door
every other night by side bytches that pulled up in the alley.

Some women are Head Monsters.
Droppin Jaw may be what make her
cervix jump and Pucker.
Does she buy you things?

If the answer is yes and you have
faith in yo stroke gon and knock
fire from the crack of her ass.
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Sho’ nuff but she is married so I tread carefully. She does have a trick that slides her $ from time to time so I might skim off the top of that next time. I let her slide last time she got them ten 100’s as a sign of gratitude for the fire neck but next time ima need my % :youngsabo: How do I successfully Pimp that cash next time?:patrice:
 
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Sho’ nuff but she is married so I tread carefully. She does have a trick that slides her $ from time to time so I might skim off the top of that next time. I let her slide last time she got them ten 100’s as a sign of gratitude for the fire neck but next time ima need my % :youngsabo: How do I successfully Pimp that cash next time?:patrice:
I Cant Take the Game with me to
the Grave so fukk it........( You Ladys can use this to )

Step one: fukk the shyt out of a chick and show
her the time of her life........After that make yourself
Unavailable physically.
( Call and text like you would )
After a while she's gonna ask
why havent you tried to spend time with her.

( Use these words )
Love if it was up to me i'd spend every
waking hour with you but i'm trying to
get my paper up so ive been doing extra
work out here but believe i wanna spend
time with you.

She's gonna offer to cover what ever
it take to free your time up.
Now she's paying for time you
would have given her for free.
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I Cant Take the Game with me to
the Grave so fukk it........( You Ladys can use this to )

Step one: fukk the shyt out of a chick and show
her the time of her life........After that make yourself
Unavailable physically.
( Call and text like you would )
After a while she's gonna ask
why havent you tried to spend time with her.

( Use these words )
Love if it was up to me i'd spend every
waking hour with you but i'm trying to
get my paper up so ive be doing extra
work out here but believe i wanna spend
time with you.

She's gonna offer to cover what ever
it take to free your time up.
Now she's paying for time you
would have given her for free.
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