I got some real gutta type stories, but I'm not tryna snitch on myself, so I'll tell ya'll the mild ones.
driving back home from my homie's GF's B-Day party in Garfield to Jersey City on Thanksgiving Eve.
I was fukked up something nasty due to Colombians making me drink "Agua De Gente"
all night.
I left cause the party was basically over and I wasn't tryna go to my other homie's crib and continue drinking, I wasn't tryna sleep in his GF's restaurant either.
I get in the backseat to try to catch a quick nap and sober up a lil bit, but it wasn't happening. it was November and cold as fukk outside, this is when I had my first car, a 93' Corolla and the heat ain't work.
I decide I'll man up and just drive home, I'm driving down the highway with no one on the road at 4AM and all of a sudden the fukkin' car broke down right on the side of the highway. shyt would not start back up.
all of a sudden I see flashing lights in my rearview... right there I knew I was going to jail cause I knew I was over the limit and I could barely stand.
my dumb-ass, was clearly crazy though, cause I immediately hop out the car and start stumbling back towards the cop car, why I got out the car I still don't know.
cop gets on the intercom and tells me to freeze, and slowly get back in the car and put my hands on the window.
when he came to the window he was asking me all these questions, where I'm going, where I'm coming from, what I been doing...etc...
I told him what was up and luckily it was freezing cold snowy outside so he was kinda a distance back from the car otherwise he woulda smelled the alcohol on me something serious. he went back to the cruiser and called a tow-truck and told me to have a nice Holiday.
tow truck driver got there and could tell right off the bat I was drunk as hell. he even said the cop cut me a break and let me go.
he flatbed' my car all the way home, when he pulled the car off the bed he tried starting it and it started right up. I was mad as hell I had to come up offa $120 for a tow, when the damn thing finally started again. found out later the alternator was fukked up.