That one time you gave trash dikk

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

typical night trying to take down a girl but I ended up leaving with her wack friend because we worked together. it's crazy late so I crash at hers. Soon as we get to the spot she get buck naked and me being a red blooded male i kick into action out of habit. Didn't really care for her much, a too many pounds over my preference. I gave her some F grade work and I hate that it's on my resume.

 

[old pig]

faint odor or trash body are the only times my dikk will be subpar

 

[old pig]

Got her clothes off and man….her body fell out like a busted can of biscuits. The dog in me wanted to fukk so bad, so I tried, but the disappointment really killed my wood. She called me the next day saying she expected some dikk and I gave her p*ssy instead

oh wow…SHE had the nerve to talk shyt???

 

[nairdas]

I'm not even gon lie, soon as I gotta put a condom on it's a wrap. *ba dum tss*

 

[CP3.]

Man probably a few times in the past year or so tbh. Between being depressed and the antidepressants, my libido is at rock bottom rn.

Planning to go back to the gym, exercise more and lose weight and hopefully that improves my mental and then improves my sex drive cause right now that shyt is a chore I'm ngl

 

[Studious one]

This is going to be good, let me pull up a chair and get comfortable.

 

[Cloutius Maximus]

pawg called me over for some d, couldn't get it up because of too much porn.

the embarrassment

thinking you finally got it up and putting it in then you go flaccid again

nofap gang forever. never again

 

[Flexington]

That one time?

I got more than one time. These women better be out here loving me for ME

 

[KnickstapeCity]

shyt man I'm in my 40's.

I've been serving up trash dikk for the better part of a decade.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Breh please

I ain’t bout to tell no stories in here that’s gonna have @Ashley Banks @Coco Loco @Booksnrain @Milk N Cookies @HarlemHottie @dora_da_destroyer @Pseudonym and others looking at me differently

But y’all brothers have at it and spare no details

 

[Shadow King]

Met this bad ass rican
female at club one night. I was surprised how smooth shyt went when I cold approach her. She was feeling me heavy grinding shyt outta me on dance floor then kissed on my neck. When that lovers and friend song came on she lost her damn mind and most females in the club did whenever that joint came on back in day. So we slow grinding and she was like wanna get outta here cuz I’m hot she said.I said cool. We go to my car and I pull around bout 5 blocks from club in a dead alley. And we start making out and shyt and taking off each other clothes and I’m thinking to myself I’m bout to blow her back out

fukking bobby v slow down comes on radio right perfect song to smash too in this moment
I hit her with the look she hit me with the
12:59am
I slide in her like ice melting and she wet as shyt and I’m like man this wet as fukk and feels good as shyt
Couple pumps I feel weird and I’m like wth na this can’t be
I feel the volcano eruptions coming

I’m barely at the damn chorus starting then

I bust quick as shyt and on my seat and on her hair
And man her face was like this

And I was like

I go

She was like

I was like wasn’t no damn min

Time 1:01 am
She pulled her pants back on and walked out the damn car while I sat there confused and hurt like

Give out 2 minute drills, brehs

 

[twan83]

Give out 2 minute drills, brehs

Drill sergeant type drills

 

[Another Man]

He still hate me today

Faggit

 

[Another Man]

Alright...I'm outta here.

Nah breh, you were already in a dikk thread to begin with

 

[NastyEscobar]

shyt man I'm in my 40's.

I've been serving up trash dikk for the better part of a decade.