Met some bytch on tinder that looked AMAZING and we matched. Linked at her crib and she looked okay but nowhere near as curvy or pretty as her tinder pics. Found out she was a stripper at night and bank teller during the day, had Graves’ disease, is an anime nerd and her last nikka stole money out her stripper bag.
Got her clothes off and man…
.her body fell out like a busted can of biscuits. The dog in me wanted to fukk so bad, so I tried, but the disappointment really killed my wood. She called me the next day saying she expected some dikk and I gave her p*ssy instead
I didn’t give a fukk the bytch was MID.
One of y’all nikkas actually posted her on here a while back too