That one time you gave trash dikk

[melraH]

Drunk of whisky and messing with a fat chick I wasn't into that much ( but she had bread liked to trick on me and had a great apartment at a key location right in the middle between home and work saved a lot on gas money )

I was giving her the whisky mr softee and was done in Iike 5 mins and then had the greatest drunk idea (I worked with her and I had a rep to uphold). Told her brb and took a cab to Jerome ave got some mango piña and was strong to the finish cause I got my spinach. After that she always had it on deck.

 

[MJ Truth]

The ONE time??

 

[Jahbarri]

I fukked dis bish so good who was my side chick.. basically i was at a strip club and i seen a group of 3-4 yt girls and i just walked in literally not even 1 minute i wave them over and go to the bar mind my business. (Im handsome gang) best believe within 5 mins i ordered drinks and i felt a tap behind me and it was the 3 girls.. so we talk have a bit of tequila shots within 30 mins she basically agrees to come to my house .. mind u i walked in with 1 friend he allegedly left with the other friend but whatever i get to my house.. me and my childs mother at the time (pregnant) were fighting so i wasnt even sure if she was at my crib or not so i turn the key into my house and luckily she wasnt there. Coked up drunk fukked the shyt out this girl until the morning damn near literally. Then she left after cleaning up and was hounding me for a ROUND 2.

So this is where it caters to this thread now, long story long she invites me to her house for newyears i end up going w another friend. And basically all those girls live together.. NYE we turninf up food drinks everythinf having a blast im the only black guy there in a house of 10cacs including friends.. she wqs syrian n white anyways she got so drunk that night nothing went down.. she kept telling me shes not a coke whore bla bla whatever no stress. Her friend was rolling on molly and was insinuating a gang bang but her boyfriend was tomota faced in agony hoping me and my friend dont scoop and fukk his bish. I kept it respectable im not a savage like that im a gentleman. So we call off the nightX I get to link up with her eventually ando dont know long story short i go to her house we drink a bit i believe we did a bit of coke.. i made it seem like i just found it on me at the time left over etc but reality i was selling at the time. Dope in the bushes for real. So we end up in her bedroom while her friends are in theirs im assuming and we get to it.. she gives me brain im so nerdy.. and eventually i put it in and she was so fkn tigjt didnt make sense i bust probably within 10 minutes which is really light compared to hours the first time we smashed. Ahe immediately said oh it wasnt like the LAST TIME.. ended up getting caught w another bish who randomly sucked my dikk at a bar bathroom again im handsome gang this aint for everyone so i cut her off to be safe didnt wanna loook like a scumbag while my BM was pregnant. She was in love w me though i know to this day she wondering what happened with me. We never argued or anything i just peacefully blocked her on everything including her p#

 

[AJtheOne]

Met some bytch on tinder that looked AMAZING and we matched. Linked at her crib and she looked okay but nowhere near as curvy or pretty as her tinder pics. Found out she was a stripper at night and bank teller during the day, had Graves’ disease, is an anime nerd and her last nikka stole money out her stripper bag.


Got her clothes off and man….her body fell out like a busted can of biscuits. The dog in me wanted to fukk so bad, so I tried, but the disappointment really killed my wood. She called me the next day saying she expected some dikk and I gave her p*ssy instead I didn’t give a fukk the bytch was MID.

One of y’all nikkas actually posted her on here a while back too

Same thing happened to me breh. I basically got turned off by the disappointment at first but I said fukk it. I started off good, I tried to go porno with it and piledriver the bytch Doggystyle. She couldn't take it so that really just messed everything up from then it was downhill.


I finished the job but yea it was wack. I was disinterested.

To make matters worse, her p*ssy left a fowl odor on me. I threw my drawers out and took a long shower afterwards. I walked home disgusted with myself I should have walked out on that bytch. Waste of time

 

[Joe Budden]

He still hate me today

 

[BBG]

The ONE time??

I literally came in here to post this exact same thing nikkas cappin hard as fukk

 

[rabbid]

- When she keep saying "harder babe" and u know you already giving all u can

- When you get dehydrated and you go soft

- When she starts pushing your lower back with her hands cause your stroke game trash

- When she starts looking around the room seeing what else is good for the rest of the day

 

[SheWantTheD]

Met some bytch on tinder that looked AMAZING and we matched. Linked at her crib and she looked okay but nowhere near as curvy or pretty as her tinder pics. Found out she was a stripper at night and bank teller during the day, had Graves’ disease, is an anime nerd and her last nikka stole money out her stripper bag.


Got her clothes off and man….her body fell out like a busted can of biscuits. The dog in me wanted to fukk so bad, so I tried, but the disappointment really killed my wood. She called me the next day saying she expected some dikk and I gave her p*ssy instead I didn’t give a fukk the bytch was MID.

One of y’all nikkas actually posted her on here a while back too

 

[Womb Raider]

Same thing happened to me breh. I basically got turned off by the disappointment at first but I said fukk it. I started off good, I tried to go porno with it and piledriver the bytch Doggystyle. She couldn't take it so that really just messed everything up from then it was downhill.


I finished the job but yea it was wack. I was disinterested.

To make matters worse, her p*ssy left a fowl odor on me. I threw my drawers out and took a long shower afterwards. I walked home disgusted with myself I should have walked out on that bytch. Waste of time

idk how you finished the job breh, my dikk was

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Tell me why i came in here thinking this was a confess the time u smashed a trashy chick thread.

I got plenty of them stories









































.....As well...

 

[Mike809]

Long story , but back when i was in the Air Force ...one of my friends was going off for deployment so we decided to go to NYC (where im from, plus i was stationed in NJ) to party ...im not much of a drinker so i get buzzed fairly quickly...one thing led to another and I ended up braking my pinky and requiring
surgery and a full arm cast. So , now to the girl part .

Some girl that had a crush on me back in the 8th grade, we kissed a few times but back then i was still a virgin so i didn't get past the kissing point.

We re-connected on Facebook after almost 10-15 years without knowing about each other . The conversation quickly turned sexual since i basically said
there's some pending business we have to take care of between each other. She was also in the military (army) but somehow was in NYC . I did told her that
one of my arms was in a cast , but we still decided to do the deed.

i booked a hotel near both of us , we must have fukked for almost an hour raw ...and neither of us could get off lol. The arm cast was really
messing with my mojo. Couldn't even grab her by the waist properly.

We just gave up , and said our goodbyes. She must have blocked me on Facebook because our conversation disappeared and i couldn't find her anymore lol.

 

[twan83]

Met this bad ass rican
female at club one night. I was surprised how smooth shyt went when I cold approach her. She was feeling me heavy grinding shyt outta me on dance floor then kissed on my neck. When that lovers and friend song came on she lost her damn mind and most females in the club did whenever that joint came on back in day. So we slow grinding and she was like wanna get outta here cuz I’m hot she said.I said cool. We go to my car and I pull around bout 5 blocks from club in a dead alley. And we start making out and shyt and taking off each other clothes and I’m thinking to myself I’m bout to blow her back out

fukking bobby v slow down comes on radio right perfect song to smash too in this moment
I hit her with the look she hit me with the
12:59am
I slide in her like ice melting and she wet as shyt and I’m like man this wet as fukk and feels good as shyt
Couple pumps I feel weird and I’m like wth na this can’t be
I feel the volcano eruptions coming

I’m barely at the damn chorus starting then

I bust quick as shyt and on my seat and on her hair
And man her face was like this

And I was like

I go

She was like

I was like wasn’t no damn min

Time 1:01 am
She pulled her pants back on and walked out the damn car while I sat there confused and hurt like

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

He still hate me today

This nikka

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Met some bytch on tinder that looked AMAZING and we matched. Linked at her crib and she looked okay but nowhere near as curvy or pretty as her tinder pics. Found out she was a stripper at night and bank teller during the day, had Graves’ disease, is an anime nerd and her last nikka stole money out her stripper bag.


Got her clothes off and man….her body fell out like a busted can of biscuits. The dog in me wanted to fukk so bad, so I tried, but the disappointment really killed my wood. She called me the next day saying she expected some dikk and I gave her p*ssy instead I didn’t give a fukk the bytch was MID.

One of y’all nikkas actually posted her on here a while back too

I don't ever condone putting your hands on a woman but that broad got to run your fade after that comment.

 

[Womb Raider]

I don't ever condone putting your hands on a woman but that broad got to run your fade after that comment.

Nah she said that shyt jokingly and wanted me to hit again…I passed

and judging by her onlyfans she still out here losing