That one time you gave trash dikk

Lilbeast

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I know all my nikkas got a story where they got too drunk. I got me a young college ting that don’t like head. I kept telling her imma change her life and make her feel shyt she never felt before :martin:



The day off was a Sunday and I worked,
lifted (of course), but then couldn’t find my wallet 🤯. I had two hours until she showed up and couldn’t find that muhfukka!!!!!


Got frustrated af and got drunk (20 shots in an hour) and then found it outside on the ground smh.


She came over and I don’t remember shyt. Apparently I ate her out and didn’t fukk. shyt I
is bothering me because this has NEVER happened.

I got two other bytches in my rotation I’m fukking consistently but this one L I can’t take and she keeps flaking. If I get another chance I’m taking a pill and DOGGING HER OUT


Any of y’all nikkas be in this position?
 

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Met some bytch on tinder that looked AMAZING and we matched. Linked at her crib and she looked okay but nowhere near as curvy or pretty as her tinder pics. Found out she was a stripper at night and bank teller during the day, had Graves’ disease, is an anime nerd and her last nikka stole money out her stripper bag.


Got her clothes off and man….her body fell out like a busted can of biscuits. The dog in me wanted to fukk so bad, so I tried, but the disappointment really killed my wood. She called me the next day saying she expected some dikk and I gave her p*ssy instead :laff: I didn’t give a fukk the bytch was MID.

One of y’all nikkas actually posted her on here a while back too :heh:
 

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Worst performance was about a couple years ago. Went for a few strokes w a rubber so I’m already not enthused and the shyt was too tight/dry and we stopped. She was bad af too and the oral was good but no she just couldn’t take a big dikk because even when I had sex that was bad like nutting too quick it’s rare but it happened a few times and if I had trouble getting bricked for whatever reason I will myself to perform and I’ll pull it off before it’s over.
 

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Met some bytch on tinder that looked AMAZING and we matched. Linked at her crib and she looked okay but nowhere near as curvy or pretty as her tinder pics. Found out she was a stripper at night and bank teller during the day, had Graves’ disease, is an anime nerd and her last nikka stole money out her stripper bag.


Got her clothes off and man….her body fell out like a busted can of biscuits. The dog in me wanted to fukk so bad, so I tried, but the disappointment really killed my wood. She called me the next day saying she expected some dikk and I gave her p*ssy instead :laff: I didn’t give a fukk the bytch was MID.

One of y’all nikkas actually posted her on here a while back too :heh:

LMFAOOOOOOOO :mjlol:
 
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