That Movie Ted Was Hilarious

[obarth]

It was a slightly above average comedy, 3/5. Wahlberg comes off awkwardly a lot of times. He has his moments but there's times where the timing is just off...kinda like The Happening but the comedy is intentional. Any dialogue driven parts of the movie were trash; if there wasn't some gag going on or being set up, I really didn't care and got tired of listening to them. Ted carries the movie so if he's not onscreen things drag and then it's simply a case of how funny the gag is. Definitely a rental instead of seeing it in theaters.

Spoiler

His boss at the supermarket was the funniest part of the whole movie.

 

[HHR]

Stroked out Ted at the end almost had me in tears, really wish they would have kept that, rather than add Ted fukking with them

 

[obarth]

Stroked out Ted at the end almost had me in tears, really wish they would have kept that, rather than add Ted fukking with them

Spoiler

That genuinely cracked me up too. I had thought the shytty stitching would still be in place and he'd wake up screaming in pain and then die but what they did worked better.

 

[That Singer Guy...]

I cried when he said

Spoiler

Chris Brown Can Do No Wrong in the club scene from 2008

alot of the movie had me dying like that but nikkas are overrating it funnyness.

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

Its only 6 bucks man, are times that hard where you cant spare 6 bucks?

I can't stand wack comedies ...I'd rather wipe my ass with the six dollars then waste time going to see some overrated shyt

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

Ted carries the movie so if he's not onscreen things drag and then it's simply a case of how funny the gag is. Definitely a rental instead of seeing it in theaters.

Spoiler

His boss at the supermarket was the funniest part of the whole movie.

that's what I'm talking about right there

I'll wait.

if it ain't Friday.. How High.. level funny it ain't worth it.

 

[Po pimp]

that's what I'm talking about right there

I'll wait.

if it ain't Friday.. How High.. level funny it ain't worth it.

Word?
How High was funny as hell the first time I saw it...and the scene when Redman starts heating the professor still have me crackin up, but How High is far from a classic. It can't be mentioned with an all time great film like Friday.

I wouldn't necessarily call Ted a classic either since I've only seen it once, but it had me dying throughout basically the entire movie. It was definitely better than How High and probably the funniest movie I've seen since Step Brothers.

For everyone else who says this wasn't funny, I'm interested to see what movies had y'all in hysterics. Probably some bullshyt like Wedding Crashers or Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Ok, Wedding Crashers had a few moments, but Sarah Marshall was wack as hell.

 

[MouseTeeth]

Everything Seth macfarlane has ever been associated with is

 

[Tha Boi Wonder]

i would love to know what movies some of you consider funny if you didn't like this

Now a days? Really nothIng.... 21 jump street was funnier than this. , um. 30 mins or less was a recently funny movie I seen. Danny mcbride is funny as fu<k , anything he's in...

Seth McFarland just isn't funny to me , family guy had its moments but he's just not funny and Marky mark just ain't built for comedy's... Love the dude but movie was waaaaack

 

[Dillah810]

It was funnier than I thought it was gonna be.

Spoiler

"I can hear the fat kid running" The kidnapper's dancing & Ted waking up retarded had me dying

 

[Abstract83]

Just saw it. shyt was good. Had me my dad and the whole theatre crackin up

 

[Dillah810]

Ehh. Was ok. Not worth the $16 bucks it cost to see it. Don't ask, I have no idea why it was that much either. It felt like a Will Ferrell movie with a family guy episode

Things that would've made it so much better (SPOILERS)

1. Joe's VA in a wheelchair
2. Ted fighting a chicken instead of a duck
3. A different voice instead of peter. This was messing with my head all night

I could probably think of some more

I would have flatlined if that happened.

 

[Po pimp]

I would have flatlined if that happened.

What the hell is Joe's VA? Which part was this?

 

[Day_Walker]

Really shytty quality cam copy for anyone interested

Spoiler

http://www.putlocker.com/file/C0EA7AE42471D299#

 

[Panther]

Saw it last night and it wasnt that great...

Like others said it felt like a real life family guy, a few funny moments but overall it was meh