That Lashley Promo...

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Do you not understand the concept of a wrestling promo?

Imagine if Hogan was backstage w/ Mean Gene and was like "I'm just trying to take it one week at a time, you know, I'm just trying to be a better wrestler"

This isnt even that though. Even an "ESPN interview" isnt as mundane, awkward and pointless as this was.

Even a rookie segment on a local station is going to have more interesting stories than hey tell us 3 separate stories that all go nowhere about how your sisters used to carry around a broom, a dirty towel and a helmet. Then end the interview with another awkward shoutout to them.

Be so boring that everyone starts speculating what the "real meaning" or "real angle" has to be, brehs. Surely cant actually be this.

 

[YAYU]

shyt was trash n embarrassing to watch. i was confused thru the entire interview.

i get y he was hired but i hope they never let him speak again. they needa rectify this n make him the black brock.

 

[ML29]

I figured it be impossible for a man to have had the experiences’ hes had (the army, wrestling, MMA, etc) and be this boring/corny. But WWE proved me wrong easily lmao.

WWE never could find a way to give him any type of personality. Remember when they had all announcers call him the “Hard hitting, but soft Spoken” Bobby Lashley unless his Sisters are start accompanying him to the ring this definitely ain’t it.

 

[Homer Simpson]

People wanted a new finisher. He's about to start tying people to trees and leaving them there to starve.

 

[Wacky D]

am I watching???

theyre taking bobby backwards and making the same mistakes they did when he was in WWE the first time. going out of their way to make him as non-threatening as possible.

should've stayed in the impact zone. vince got him on that bullchit again. they don't know how to book black wrestlers without having them show their teeth.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

The “Hard Hitting, Soft Spoken” titantron

 

[Hater]

He needs MVP

 

[mrken12]

** LIVE SPOILERS ** For Tonight's WWE RAW From London - WrestlingInc.com

Spoiler

Sami Zayn comes to the ring and cuts a promo on Bobby Lashley, ranting more about how Lashley gave him vertigo. Sami shows the video interview with Lashley and Renee Young from last week but fans were booing and chanting "boring" before it was over. Sami reveals that he is bringing Lashley's sister to next week's RAW to expose him

The segment next week will either be or . I'm leaning towards the latter.

 

[Breh Obama]

** LIVE SPOILERS ** For Tonight's WWE RAW From London - WrestlingInc.com

Spoiler

Sami Zayn comes to the ring and cuts a promo on Bobby Lashley, ranting more about how Lashley gave him vertigo. Sami shows the video interview with Lashley and Renee Young from last week but fans were booing and chanting "boring" before it was over. Sami reveals that he is bringing Lashley's sister to next week's RAW to expose him

This will either be or . I'm leaning towards the latter.

They're definitely going to edit out the "boring" chants

 

[mrken12]

Lashley is really having a feud with Sami Zayn over a suplex?

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Would feel more reality based. Hogan did have a sit down with Vince that was formal like this when he was inducted into the Hall of fame

LOL at reality based. They just had a match where Alexa Bliss went almost 10 minutes with the "monster" Nia Jax.

 

[Slystallion]

LOL at reality based. They just had a match where Alexa Bliss went almost 10 minutes with the "monster" Nia Jax.

Local gym bum and short order cook CM punk went almost 10 minutes against a trained mma fighter

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Local gym bum and short order cook CM punk went almost 10 minutes against a trained mma fighter

Exactly my point, which makes this "reality based" interview look corny.

 

[Slystallion]

Exactly my point, which makes this "reality based" interview look corny.

Brock went and won a title in MMA fighting though

 

[NYChase718]

Lashley is really having a feud with Sami Zayn over a suplex?

From raw results :

Sami says Lashley targeted him because Lashley wants to be him. If you don't believe him, look at the hat Lashley was wearing for the interview. Everyone knows that is Sami's hat