Im watching the remake of Amityville Horror, i've seen it maybe twice before. As i watch it realize its really shytty. I saw the original the other night and can say it legit scared me. But this remake is just trash! It added supernatural elements is unnecessary. In the original it the supernatural element was left to the viewers own interpretation. In the remake its a lot of extra shyt, like the babysitter. 
she's this hot chick prancing around like her cootchie dont bleed dressed like a lil heaux. I'm getting off the point, but the babysitter's closet scene was so extra. OMG!!! the priest isnt introduced until the last 30 min of the movie... UGH there is SO mjuch WRONG about this movie! I dont see how i ever gave it props!!! 
The only thing that is right about the movie is Ryan Reynolds eyes becoming darker as he becomes more and more evil. That is all.
Scary Movie II did a better job at remaking this movie and it was a fukking parody.
That said, there are a number of shytty remakes that comes to mind as i watch this.
On that list I have :
#movieclub
To add to the shyttyness of Amityville Horror, he killed the dog. The dog was so important in the original.
As i watch more and more its coming off as more of a comedy.
this dude just had a shotgun pointed at his neck. He turns around and shifts the gun to his head and roars. Literally, he roared.
she's this hot chick prancing around like her cootchie dont bleed dressed like a lil heaux. I'm getting off the point, but the babysitter's closet scene was so extra. OMG!!! the priest isnt introduced until the last 30 min of the movie... UGH there is SO mjuch WRONG about this movie! I dont see how i ever gave it props!!! The only thing that is right about the movie is Ryan Reynolds eyes becoming darker as he becomes more and more evil. That is all. Scary Movie II did a better job at remaking this movie and it was a fukking parody.
That said, there are a number of shytty remakes that comes to mind as i watch this.
On that list I have :
- Carrie (2013, starring an older Chloe Moretz )
- Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
- Friday the 13th (2009)
- Halloween(2007)
#movieclub
To add to the shyttyness of Amityville Horror, he killed the dog. The dog was so important in the original.
As i watch more and more its coming off as more of a comedy.
this dude just had a shotgun pointed at his neck. He turns around and shifts the gun to his head and roars. Literally, he roared.
. Spent like 20-30 minutes outside of the house, on some irrelevant drug dealing plotline. Which they probably only did because Terminator 2 dude was in the flick. The ending is also really stupid. The ending to the 80s ver was lol but also great.
