Terrible :scust: scary movie remakes *spoilers welcome*

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:mjlol: A number of the listed are mentioned here but got shytted on extra hard when we did it our critiques. Honestly, I wouldn't be suprised if they took the shyt from here.
 

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I need to see the Thing & its remake. I've been sitting on this one for ages & reading the discussions on YouTube had got me pissed that I've been putting this off for so long.
 

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None of em are. The thing from another world was on TCM yesterday. The thing is on blu or DVD for the low.
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So I'm finally watching the remake of Cabin fever. I've mentioned the movie here before but quickly turned it off within literally the first few mintues. To call it terrible is too good for this absolute peice of shyt.

The original is already bad, however, it's so bad that's it actually good. To me it's just a funny ass movie about white college kids in a hick town and all the fukkery that happens. This remake is supposed to be a word for word remake. But this shyt right here is not that. I have scenes that I watch the og version for, mainly the pancake scene. And the way they re-did it was just :hhh: fukking sorry. It's so bad that could have done a better job with stick figures and my own sound effects.

The campy horror movie was not redone with honor in the least.
 

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So I'm finally watching the remake of Cabin fever. I've mentioned the movie here before but quickly turned it off within literally the first few mintues. To call it terrible is too good for this absolute peice of shyt.

The original is already bad, however, it's so bad that's it actually good. To me it's just a funny ass movie about white college kids in a hick town and all the fukkery that happens. This remake is supposed to be a word for word remake. But this shyt right here is not that. I have scenes that I watch the og version for, mainly the pancake scene. And the way they re-did it was just :hhh: fukking sorry. It's so bad that could have done a better job with stick figures and my own sound effects.

The campy horror movie was not redone with honor in the least.
i forgot that remade that shyt with sean hunter
 

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i forgot that remade that shyt with sean hunter
Idk why Eli Roth even did that, he knows the og version is loved for it being the way it is... the re-do wasn't needed at all. Like I already stated, it's little things that was done differently that made the biggest gap in the movie. I still can't believe how they 're-did' the pancake karate scene. I'm mad all over again thinking about it.
 

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the day of the dead remake was garbage.

elm street was garbage

carnival of souls remake was garbage

the 2nd night of the living dead remake was garbage (the 3d one)
 
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