Telltale Signs you Getting Flabby n Sick

[Guess Who]

Breh, you gotta fight it. This time last year I had a beer belly too. Now I workout 2-3 times a day.

Word. I’ve always been fit but the last two years I’ve gotten married and a new job with intense responsibilities and we always got celebrations in the company with cake and junk food...it’s been hard to find the time. But I’m about to move into a condo with a gym in it so things should improve then.

I hope to be yamming again by summertime.

 

[Guess Who]

When you start shaving your facial hair or keeping it trimmed low to look youthier.

 

[morris]

When the pre-party takes all the energy out of you ... What happened to me??

 

[Wink Beaufield]

The songs you grew up on are playing on the old school R&B station. Brenda's Got a Baby on the same station that give out that 30 and over club card.

The cars your parents drove are now considered classic old school rides.('87 Buick Grand National and 81 Pontiac Bonneville) My first car is now considered a classic.(1993 Nissan Sentra)

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

When u wake up at 530 in the morning on the weekends.

 

[diggy]

When you're telling younger coworkers that are into retro gaming, which Turbo Graphx 16 games to buy. Thank god I look mid 20s to barely 30 to most.


Back to the thread.

You browse the internet looking at mattress reviews.

You feel back pain bending over the sink to brush your teeth in the morning.


all these are my real world issues

 

[King Crimson]

This happened recently at the strip club. She said I looked 10 yrs younger than I really am. I felt nice and went with it.
She got 3 lap dances from me

She saw you coming breh. Tables are turned and now hoes are gassing brehs up and getting their goods.

 

[get these nets]

When you start shaving your facial hair or keeping it trimmed low to look youthier.

a h n
aw hell naw

 

[Free White & 21]

When you start shaving your facial hair or keeping it trimmed low to look youthier.

This.

nikkas with robocop hairlines shaving their face down to the bone

You ain’t fooling NOBODY

And you can take them balmain jeans off too my nig

 

[get these nets]

when you run into girl you had crush on in high school and she looks like the lunchlady now......

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

When you watch a music award show (MTV..bet...American music awards)

And u keep asking out loud...


WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?!

 

[THE MACHINE]

When you buy groceries and look at the calories

 

[OC's finest]

You can get your hops back, breh you just gotta work a little harder. I had to get the weight off me, now I dunk when these young punks who are half my age and taller can't; I'm 6'1.


Inspiration:


I'm not gonna let some Norwegian cac out jump me.

No homo but this bruh don't even got big hops. It just looks like his got gorilla long arms and giant hands. He palms the ball like nothing at 6'0 and just yams it in

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

When your keychain has 25 damn keys on it...

And you spend 10 minutes trying to find the one to your front door

 

[VICVALLIN]

I think I pulled a muscle while sleeping brehs