Telltale Signs you Getting Flabby n Sick

[CEITEDMOFO]

You start to agree with your parents. You look at young women judgmentally when the're scantilly clad. Random aches and pains from nowhere. Would rather spend a sick day resting at home, watching netflix than going to a concert.

I'm so glad I'm one of the younger posters. I don't have to worry about that stuff for another 5-10 years.

 

[Easy-E]

I've been playing online with NBA 2K16 (I don't buy yearly games)


And all I see are kids as little PGs, dribble, dribble 3 pointers

I get in the post with my character (6;10" faceup 4) and they act like they don't understand what posting up is

 

[itsyoung!!]

I could drink all night stay out til 5 am and be at work at 9 am like the night before never happened

now I need 8 full hours of sleep for just a regular day ahead.. if I get 5-6 hours, which used to be more than I ever needed when younger (3-4 hours would be amazing when younger), im just out of it for the whole day and eventually need a nap




also, could care less about dates now... either chillen at my place and watching movies getting food, drinking or something, I just hate being out now

I get free fukking niner, raider and warrior tickets for many variable reasons and Ive only been to 1 warrior and 1 niner game this entire season and both this past weekend cause the holidays

 

[Luken]

your whole hurts when you sneeze

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

When the young woman in the drivethru you think you can pop at - calls you sir

 

[Complexion]

at this thread.

 

[The_Phonz]

you want to go to a concert or show and start to think of the crowd that's going to be there and you start to opt out.

you need a full ass day to rehab after a strong night of drinking.

you much rather go to matinees on saturday/sunday than opening night for a movie

 

[panopticon]

you want to go to a concert or show and start to think of the crowd that's going to be there and you start to opt out.

you need a full ass day to rehab after a strong night of drinking.

you much rather go to matinees on saturday/sunday than opening night for a movie

 

[MJ Truth]

This thread

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

I fukked this chick and my hips hurt the next day. Now to be fair, I like big girls so maybe i was moving too much weight doing freaky shyt. but i woke up and i aint feel like moving. to be fair we both must be flabby and sick cause she was like i'll see you another day the next day, but man i was sore as hell.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

This is a real thing tho. like when you see cute chicks they like 20-24 and you start coming off as creepy because you are like 32-36 shyt is real. And you looking like but i was just your age....lol yeah 10 yrs ago

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

This is a real thing tho. like when you see cute chicks they like 20-24 and you start coming off as creepy because you are like 32-36 shyt is real. And you looking like but i was just your age....lol yeah 10 yrs ago

shyt happened to me, im still

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

shyt happened to me, im still

That shyt so real.

 

[panopticon]

shyt happened to me, im still

:jordanno:


:humbled:

 

[MJ Truth]

When you're now the same age as the first cougar you ever had. (I was 19 & she was 34. Now she's 50)

When 75% or more of the NBA players are younger than you.

When round 2 of sex becomes a chore.

When the chicks you smashed in the past have grown kids now.

When you start taking "eating healthy" seriously.

Watching the Portland game the other day, they said Evan Turner was their oldest player and he's 30. I''m 32.