Tell us about weird *** kids you knew in high school. I have stories.

[Ronnie Lott]

I had this nerdy chinese MF in my class. A 4.0 student type cat. We all got our test scores back in a history class or some shyt. He gets his test back and sees he got a B+. This MF flips the fucc out, I'm talkn about hysterically cussin out the teacher, tellin the teacher how wrong he is and how the teacher made a mistake.

He had a mental breakdown and a panic attack. This MF started screamin at the top of his lungs, bangin on his desk, crying, balls up his test. The whole class starts laughin at him. He gets more heated that people are laughin at him. The teacher starts yellin at him to be be quiet. This big white dude in the class was laughin at him, they get into it.:fight: The chinese cat in a rage rushes the white dude. White dude sleeps the Chinese dude Straight comedy.

White dude didn't even get in trouble tho

 

[flea]

I was friends with this kid in high school who was completely out of his mind. This dude was on the football team so he was like 6'2" and completely ripped and this dude used to walk around campus with a portable DVD player watching nothing but porn. And this is with the volume all the way up. I had him for P.E and everytime i'd walk up to dude to dap him up, he'd have his portable DVD player in hand and all i would see is thick black hoes riding cock. This nikka used to do this shyt on the public bus and everything!! shyt used to be hilarious. He knew what he was doing though cause sometimes he'd purposely walk around with the DVD player facing everyone so as he walked by, u had no choice but to hear and see the porn he's playing. Last i heard dude is doing time for stealing a car out a dealership.

 

[thoushallhustle]

There was this gay nikka that got arrested for suckin off his 3 year old nephew

This African dude who NeVER used to bathe. He got a kick out of raising his arms up and walking around with erections in class

One chick was a tweaker and used to geek the fukk out. Sad but funy at the same time.

I probably was the weird girl to most kids. I was the school slut and practiced voodoo. No one ever said anythig to me though because i knew how to fight and they were scared i would hex them.

 

[Malik]

Well yea....there was this gay boy in my class sophomore year. He was white, like 6"4, skinny and had spiked hair. I mean dog....he was GAAAAAAYYYYY. One day, Im in biology dozing off from boredom and he's sitting diagonally across from me and I just happened to look in his direction and this nikka's pants was riding down (no homo ), and he had on an orange thong This nikka was out here lookin like Manny from Degrassi


That image is still burned in my head years later


Anyways, turns out Gay Matt wasn't such a bytch after all. He ended up beating the shyt out of one of the wannabe thugs and bloodying his head after stapling the dude's face with an office stapler a few times. That was the last we saw of Gay Matt

 

[TheBigBopper]

I was the weird kid in school. I wrote and performed in one man plays about homeless wrestlers, and I later became known as the kid obsessed with the stock market and Prince.

 

[the cac mamba]

I went to school with a kid whose dad was a CEO of an extremely large national company... Won't say what company for privacy reasons, but all of us have used it or spent money with this business... This guy is a good friend of mine now but before I knew him, I thought he was weird as fukk, always saying weird, random things in school... At the end of senior year I found out that this dude would eat 80 Robotussin gelcaps before school and he would be tripping his face off during school, which explains his weirdness...

im guessin drug company? can you give us the category or nah

guess it doesnt rly matter but im tryna guess

 

[Techniec]

Also, there was an extremely religious chick in 8th grade. Like lecture you for 5 minutes if you use the word damn in front of her, religious type. So I'm new at school, mid-semester, I start hearing a lot about how this girl "fukks her chair." I being moderately rational for an 8th grader figure this to be an extreme exaggeration. After like a month of "just missing it." I was finally (un)lucky enough to witness it. Legs spread. Gyrating hips. (emphasis on the gyrating.) Mild moaning... So explicit, but like in a way that was only vaguely erotic. Mostly just upsetting that she didn't realize you don't masturbate in class, specifically when half the class was watching. She'd often only stop to figure out why half the class was giggling, yet never seemed to catch on. I witnessed this a good 5 or 6 more times before the year's end...

god damn bruh, where were your hands and tongue to help her out?

at a bunch of dudes just staring at this thirsty broad

unless she was ugly as sin

 

[Techniec]

Well yea....there was this gay boy in my class sophomore year. He was white, like 6"4, skinny and had spiked hair. I mean dog....he was GAAAAAAYYYYY. One day, Im in biology dozing off from boredom and he's sitting diagonally across from me and I just happened to look in his direction and this nikka's pants was riding down (no homo ), and he had on an orange thong This nikka was out here lookin like Manny from Degrassi


That image is still burned in my head years later


That was the last we saw of Gay Matt

.....gay mitt....orange thong...ahahahha im fukin dying

I had this nerdy chinese MF in my class. A 4.0 student type cat. We all got our test scores back in a hbistory class or some shyt. He gets his test back and sees he got a B+. This MF flips the fucc out, I'm talkn about hysterically cussin out the teacher, tellin the teacher how wrong he is and how the teacher made a mistake.

He had a mental breakdown and a panic attack. This MF started screamin at the top of his lungs, bangin on his desk, crying, balls up his test. The whole class starts laughin at him. He gets more heated that people are laughin at him. The teacher starts yellin at him to be be quiet. This big white dude in the class was laughin at him, they get into it.:fight: The chinese cat in a rage rushes the white dude. White dude sleeps the Chinese dude Staright comedy.

White dude didn't even get in trouble tho:

In 4th grade we had a pizza party & the teacher was giving out plates so we could

This kid declined his plate, pulled out his lunchbox, & took out a KETCHUP SANDWICH

 

[Non Sequitur]

There was this kid in middle school who would shyt in his pants like every week.


We used to beat the shyt out of him and tease him mercilessly We'd be disappointed if he didn't show up to school, too. Like, "Now, who are we gonna pick on? The 6th grade girl with the mullet?"


One time this girl got her first period in the middle of class. We were all taking a test, and the next thing you know I look up and this girl's whole seat, ass and crotch area is covered in blood The teacher just told her to clean it up and go to the nurse. I didn't even say anything; I just felt bad for her


Then this one kid got caught jacking off in the boys bathroom. This was damn near 15 years ago, and he probably still hasn't lived it down


Now that I think of it, middle school>>>high school as far as fukkery is concerned

 

[Techniec]

in middle school, there was a slow kid, we ll call him robert

couple of the older kids gave him dog shiit, told him it was chocalate cake

he takes a hand ful into his mouth,.,..30 seconds later...

"hey, i dont think thats chocalate cake"

 

[606onit]

There was this kid in middle school who would shyt in his pants like every week.


We used to beat the shyt out of him and tease him mercilessly

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

in middle school, there was a slow kid, we ll call him robert

We had a slow kid in our elementary class too.He use to beat the shyt out of everyone.Needless to say he didn't last.

 

[C-FRE$H]

i went to school with a kid who looked like a bever

 

[Gifted one]

Went to school with this kid name Jim-Boozie remember this after school program in 10th grade held a party and this dude came in the party wearing a white tee with a tire mark on it

 

[Techniec]

Went to school with this kid name Jim-Boozie remember this after school program in 10th grade held a party and this dude came in the party wearing a white tee with a tire mark on it