Teal Death Do Us Part: Miami Dolphins 2013 season thread

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ravens lose to bengals and we beat jets we make it :leon:

i aint getting my hopes up but we still have a chance :manny:
 

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ravens lose to bengals and we beat jets we make it :leon:

i aint getting my hopes up but we still have a chance :manny:


Apparently, we also get in if we beat the Jets and the Chargers win.

We lose in a tiebreaker against Ravens because of the head-to-head...but we WIN in a 3 way tie with the Ravens and Chargers because of conference record.
 

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I'm done close this fukking thread

Don't come in here they stilling get in shyt I don't wanna hear

fukk this team

fukk Ireland
fukk the rich Jew on top
fukk that crybaby Martin and that fakkit ass bully

I'm buying some jags jerseys yea that's how I'm going out

A motherfukking Chad Henne jags jersey and I'm gonna wear that shyt proud
 

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I'm done close this fukking thread

Don't come in here they stilling get in shyt I don't wanna hear

fukk this team

fukk Ireland
fukk the rich Jew on top
fukk that crybaby Martin and that fakkit ass bully

I'm buying some jags jerseys yea that's how I'm going out

A motherfukking Chad Henne jags jersey and I'm gonna wear that shyt proud

:what:
 

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ravens lose to bengals and we beat jets we make it :leon:

i aint getting my hopes up but we still have a chance :manny:

Came in to post this. According to ESPN, we'd be in the playoffs if it started next week due to our better win percentage in conference. Hopefully we can beat the Jets and get some health. :manny:
 

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Man I hate this fukkin team.

But the fukked up thing is I still want them to win. I just refuse to get emotional at all. they get nothing. I'm so apathetic after the last few years it just doesn't matter.

what I do know is that

1 - Ireland Needs to go
2 - Sherman Needs to go
3 - This offensive line is the worst I have ever seen, by ANY team in the history of me watching football
4 - Ellerbe and Wheeler are fukkin terrible over rated peices of shyt and Ireland should be fukkin ASHAMED at thinking he could replace Dansby and Burnett with these bums.
5 - Tannehill is the truth.
6 - We have great DE's but we need better run stopping. Soliai is good but if we can't replace these lb's with guys that can actually fukking tackle or even cover a man then we need another big run stopper down low.
7 - we need a RB that knows how to keep his legs moving even after a defender touches him.




I REFUSE to spend any money, or give ANY financial support to this team AT ALL until they make the playoffs.
if it happens this year, I swear I will cop a teal tannehill Jersey the next day.

but until they make the playoffs.....fukk them, they don't deserve anymore of my money.
 
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Man I hate this fukkin team.

But the fukked up thing is I still want them to win. I just refuse to get emotional at all. they get nothing. I'm so apathetic after the last few years it just doesn't matter.

what I do know is that

1 - Ireland Needs to go
2 - Sherman Needs to go
3 - This offensive line is the worst I have ever seen, by ANY team in the history of me watching football
4 - Ellerbe and Wheeler are fukkin terrible over rated peices of shyt and Ireland should be fukkin ASHAMED at thinking he could replace Dansby and Burnett with these bums.
5 - Tannehill is the truth.
6 - We have great DE's but we need better run stopping. Soliai is good but if we can replace these lb's with guys that can actually fukking tackle or even cover a man then we need another big run stopper down low.
7 - we need a RB that knows how to keep his legs moving even after a defender touches him.




I REFUSE to spend any money, or give ANY financial support to this team AT ALL until they make the playoffs.
if it happens this year, I swear I will cop a teal tannehill Jersey the next day.

but until they make the playoffs.....fukk them, they don't deserve anymore of my money.


Spot on with most.

I honestly think that the Linebacker issue and finding a RB that can block is slightly more important than fixing the OLINE, but all three need to get done. Reshad Jones stole money, same with Wheeler and Ellerbe. Despite my issues with Wallace, he's at least close to a 1000 yard season.

Both CB draft picks are busts. My god. What a horrible draft last season. Didn't even play Jordan.

Jesus this team pisses me off.

I really felt bad for Ryan today man. He was hurt taking all those shots like that. You can't ask someone to be hit that many times, and I'm not just talking about the sacks either. Dude got blasted every other time he went back to pass. fukking disgraceful.
 

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Spot on with most.

I honestly think that the Linebacker issue and finding a RB that can block is slightly more important than fixing the OLINE, but all three need to get done. Reshad Jones stole money, same with Wheeler and Ellerbe. Despite my issues with Wallace, he's at least close to a 1000 yard season.

Both CB draft picks are busts. My god. What a horrible draft last season. Didn't even play Jordan.

Jesus this team pisses me off.

I really felt bad for Ryan today man. He was hurt taking all those shots like that. You can't ask someone to be hit that many times, and I'm not just talking about the sacks either. Dude got blasted every other time he went back to pass. fukking disgraceful.
what happened today in that game should be a crime. that line would have been better off just dropping to the ground and acting as speed bumps.


shyt, Tannehill called out the blitzer, told him where he was and what he was doing and yet the line STILL lets the blitzer get to Tannehill in two seconds.

Mckinnie is a fat tub of shyt that needs to wake the fukk up.

Clabo is also a fukkin POS....fukk that whole line outside of Pouncey is ABSOLUTE trash.

Ireland has assembled a huge mess...and he's only been bailed out by a few guys stepping up playing better than expected.
 
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