*old cracka waking up in purgatory*
old cracka: and i'll tell you another thing spear chucker.
angel:
old cracka: where did that fukker go?.......wait where am i?
angel: a wait station.
old cracka: what am i doing here?
angel: youngin rocked that chin and......well
old cracka: wait.....i'm dead??
angel: that over hand right dropped yo antique ass.
old: they jumped me......the wet backs helped him!
angel: it's all recorded.
old cracka: trump is gonna fix this......I aint worried.
angel: hell has a torture themed amusment park waiting for trump.
old cracka: where is white jesus so i can explain.
angel: Jesus is black.
old cracka: nooooooooooo........and God?????
angel: black......lou rawls black.
old cracka: no way i'm getting into heaven.
angel: nope.