Talk about a time a femlae was furious with u

[Kings County]

talked to this chick for a couple weeks we hitting it off well everything's good, we go on a date we talking she says "im a born again christian so i wont be having sex till im married" on the outside im like thats beautiful congrats on the inside im like date ends she texts me in the morning like "i had a great time" im like me 2, proceed to ignore the rest of her texts shes all like did i do something wrong, so im tired of getting 15 texts from her per day so i reply with " i dont plan on getting married anytime soon" this bytch flipped she was like wooooooow i thought u were different your just like every other guy. im like ddidnt reply she keeps saying "fukk u fakkit etc" so im like "christians not supposed to behave like this " bytch flipped out again she stopped eventually lol fukk is the point of wifing a chick then going home and having to watch porn bytch lost her mind hate girls who put sex on a pedestal like imma wait 2-3 years

 

[OPTiMO]

I told my ex girl she had daddy issues and was a hoe just like her mommy, she threw hot coffee all over me while we were driving in my new whip

 

[Egomaniacal1]

Kicked my white ex out my crib this last time and she called me the N word....repeatedly.

 

[Lavish]

Kicked my white ex out my crib this last time and she called me the N word....repeatedly.

 

[Sierra Mist]

The time I caught this chick cheating and instead of her owning up to it she got all her friends to do some underhanded evil shyt to me. lol It took me a minute to recover from it. Chick was evil as shyt but I decided that if she was gonna be mad at me that I'd give her a damned good reason to be mad at me.

She faked being pregnant for like 4 months. lol Had me getting ready to do all kinds of next shyt. Rings, cars, looking for a new home out east. fukk I was such a simp for that chick.

I think I got my evilness from her sometimes.
Looking back I almost respect her brand of evil.

 

[Kings County]

I told my ex girl she had daddy issues and was a hoe just like her mommy, she threw hot coffee all over me while we were driving in my new whip

:kg: did u get burned

 

[Fmju]

talked to this chick for a couple weeks we hitting it off well everything's good, we go on a date we talking she says "im a born again christian so i wont be having sex till im married" on the outside im like thats beautiful congrats on the inside im like date ends she texts me in the morning like "i had a great time" im like me 2, proceed to ignore the rest of her texts shes all like did i do something wrong, so im tired of getting 15 texts from her per day so i reply with " i dont plan on getting married anytime soon" this bytch flipped she was like wooooooow i thought u were different your just like every other guy. im like ddidnt reply she keeps saying "fukk u fakkit etc" so im like "christians not supposed to behave like this " bytch flipped out again she stopped eventually lol fukk is the point of wifing a chick then going home and having to watch porn bytch lost her mind hate girls who put sex on a pedestal like imma wait 2-3 years

lmao she text you first the next day. she wanted you too fukk


all my bytches love me. cant think of a time they got mad at me cuz i dont hold my tongue and im funny. except my ex maybe. she was mad cuz i aint wanna walk her back to her dorm. i had to take a shyt i know my brehs can relate

 

[OPTiMO]

:kg: did u get burned

Nah she stained my car seats though

 

[El Bombi]

What's a femlae?

 

[ThugLife]

Kicked my white ex out my crib this last time and she called me the N word....repeatedly.

Wat you shakin your head at c00n? :weezy:

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I told her I had a condom on.

 

[Reggie]

This just happened to me a couple months back. I had been fukking with this hoodrat with 5 kids off and on since 2009. Meaning I may see her one month, then I may not mess with her for 5 or 6 months at a time. So no way I would think that she would believe what we had was a relationship. Boy was I wrong. So around January of this year I get the flu. And you know when you got the flu you don't feel like being bothered and you just want to lay down all day. So the chick called me everyday for about 5 days straight talking about nothing like usual. Then on the 6th she called talking about why im acting different and why I treat my girl like that. I told her in these exact words "im acting different cuz I got the flu." Then I said that "you aren't my girl we are just friends who have casual sex." Best believe she proceeded to go off on a tirade on my ass till I just hung the phone up on. But I aint feel bad cuz how can a woman who you have never taken any further to the store or to Applebee's (where she paid for herself) once think she is your girl. It was pretty much me getting off work, eat, get cleaned up and head over her crib. I very rarely even stayed overnight. So know way she should have got shyt misconstrued.

 

[Illuminatos]

talked to this chick for a couple weeks we hitting it off well everything's good, we go on a date we talking she says "im a born again christian so i wont be having sex till im married" on the outside im like thats beautiful congrats on the inside im like date ends she texts me in the morning like "i had a great time" im like me 2, proceed to ignore the rest of her texts shes all like did i do something wrong, so im tired of getting 15 texts from her per day so i reply with " i dont plan on getting married anytime soon" this bytch flipped she was like wooooooow i thought u were different your just like every other guy. im like ddidnt reply she keeps saying "fukk u fakkit etc" so im like "christians not supposed to behave like this " bytch flipped out again she stopped eventually lol fukk is the point of wifing a chick then going home and having to watch porn bytch lost her mind hate girls who put sex on a pedestal like imma wait 2-3 years

 

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

I was living with one of my exes and we used to get into arguments but this one was different. I think we were arguing about how I went to a bar with my co-workers and one of them being a chick who my ex thought I was fukking. Next thing I know, I'm being called a bytch, p*ssy, etc., and she ended up throwing batteries at me. I hated her but goddamn was the sex so fukking good.

 

[cleanface coney]

sometimes you gotta get em mad on purpose

get them emotions goin den get inside that p*ssy n go to work