Sweet Tea is an abomination

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Last week I was traveling down south and it was late. I was at my hotel and really wanted a bottle of water. But they were sold out and hadn’t gotten around to stocking the machines yet.

So I grabbed a bottle of iced tea and went to my room.

Turns out it wasn’t iced tea. It was Gold Peaks sweet tea.

How do people actually drink this stuff?
It was like drinking syrup. Took one sip and tossed it.

Good grief. This is how they keep people flabby and sick.

 

[President Sakora]

You probably drink gravy

 

[TDA92]

If you ain’t drinking this you lost

Nahhhhh their lemonade

 

[Remote]

If you ain’t drinking this you lost

Diabetes in a bottle.

 

[Buddy]

If you ain’t drinking this you lost

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Diabetes in a bottle.

Put you right to sleep

 

[Killer Instinct]

Bless your heart.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Thought he had cane but it was gold medal flour

 

[Remote]

Put you right to sleep

Forever, probably.

 

[Remote]

Mamba would never drink sweet tea.

 

[Remote]

Thought he had cane but it was gold medal flour

Which terrible rapper said this?

 

[Killer Instinct]

Mamba would never drink sweet tea.

GOAT also said Evan Turner had next. He had flaws like any man.

 

[Breh Obama]

Imagine drinking bland regular tea like a bloke

 

[-DMP-]

If you ain’t drinking this you lost

Milo’s sweat tea is like wine in the Bible, down in alabama.

 

[Remote]

Imagine drinking bland regular tea like a bloke

You drink tea with a spoon, don’t you?