Super Mario Bros Movie (April 5th, 2023) starring Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy, Keagen-Micheal Key, Jack Black, and Seth Rogan 👑🍄

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I think the Koopa kids are more interesting and better movie fodder. Like, I could see the kids wildin out and Bowser needing help
I could see Wario introduced as a side, character, some comic relief or something. Kind of like Hammer in Iron Man 2
 

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:scust: movie was trash.

The writing and humor was on par with those cheap low budget animated movie like Norm of the North and The nut job.Matter of fact, the only reason why This Mario movie doesn't fall into same level of awfulness as those cheap animated movies is this movie budget.

Mario has a budget of 100 million this allows them to hire A list celebrities to voice and add their persona to characters. Chris Pratt voices and adds his everyday guy shtick to Mario and Jack Black voices and adds his zany, over the top tenacious D persona to Bowser. These and other celebrities voice over make the writing and humor somewhat bearable.In comparison, Norm of the North did not have the budget for likable A- list celebrities so the movie had to settle for annoying c list celebrities like Rob Schneider.
The 100 million budget also allows for great visuals. The Mario movie is very colorful and beautiful. Mushroom Kingdom looks like a nearby nuclear skittles plant exploded and left the kingdom in a permanent colorful glow.


Essentially, this movie is Norm of the North in Gucci.

:scust::scust::scust::scust::scust::scust:/10 or
4/10

I feel like a lot of people are being lenient and forgiving when it comes to this movie because of nostalgia.
 

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Was it just me or did anyone notice that even though this was a kids movie they let the characters talk about killing and dying alot. They didn't hold the reins on some 2010s/2020s censorship shyt

Pretty standard for PG movie.

It’s not G
 

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:scust: movie was trash.

The writing and humor was on par with those cheap low budget animated movie like Norm of the North and The nut job.Matter of fact, the only reason why This Mario movie doesn't fall into same level of awfulness as those cheap animated movies is this movie budget.

Mario has a budget of 100 million this allows them to hire A list celebrities to voice and add their persona to characters. Chris Pratt voices and adds his everyday guy shtick to Mario and Jack Black voices and adds his zany, over the top tenacious D persona to Bowser. These and other celebrities voice over make the writing and humor somewhat bearable.In comparison, Norm of the North did not have the budget for likable A- list celebrities so the movie had to settle for annoying c list celebrities like Rob Schneider.
The 100 million budget also allows for great visuals. The Mario movie is very colorful and beautiful. Mushroom Kingdom looks like a nearby nuclear skittles plant exploded and left the kingdom in a permanent colorful glow.


Essentially, this movie is Norm of the North in Gucci.

:scust::scust::scust::scust::scust::scust:/10 or
4/10

I feel like a lot of people are being lenient and forgiving when it comes to this movie because of nostalgia.

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I know a good Zelda movie can be done, but I don't see it in Illuminations skillset.
I think they can. We're just used to seeing them do family friendly stuff. They would just have to change the tone a bit...but I kinda don't wanna hear Link talk tho lol
 

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Mario at the Box Office right now, lol.

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So my guy ain’t make an appearance in this bytch? i enjoyed it and my kids did too. i can understand the critics. Maybe my expectation was too high because I felt sonic was better somehow. It started like a straight to stream when Mario and Luigi was in the real world at the beginning. Felt like I was watching an old episode on regular tv and was losing interest. Picked up, bowser and peaches really made it happen and that peach song is stuck with me and the kids
 
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