DC might be the Goat area for online dating.
I might be the King of smashing chicks online. I know I've smash 40-50 in the last 2-3 years. If I meet a chick and she's jumpoff status and I would smash and wouldn't really want to be seen with, I usually smash the first night. I sometime surprise myself. Sometimes the vibe is like "no way I'm fukking." I just go for it anyway.
This happen last Friday. I met this chick a long time ago from NC. We've never met, we've chat a few times. She's sent me naked videos and pic. (See below) Finally she comes up to the DMV last thursday. I scooped her from Iverson Mall. I take her to this hood spot in Suitland Md to eat. She said she need to be back in DC at 6/7 to head to the club. So around 515 we started heading back in dc traffic. The whole time talking about moving up, family and other stuff. I'm thinking how i'm going to smash. I wasn't going to drive back to my place in VA. Finally make it to her aunt's house. HOOD AS HELL, near Mt. Olivet Rd and W Virginia ave Northeast. I decide to post up at the Denny's. I'm thinking how I'm going to smash this chick in my car? I just grab her face and kissed her a few times. Started rubbing them titties and between her legs.
Me: I said let me see this (puzzy),
Her: I haven't shaved.
Me: I said I like it hairy
She start pulling her pants down, she stop saying someone's going to see us. I drive around looking for a place and what do I find.
Mt. Olivet Cemetery (God forgive me)
That cemetery is huge! After riding around 15 mins I found a spot near a dumpster. She working on pulling those tight pants down. I pull my piece out and i'm ready to go. I'm gripping on that plump booty, sexy little chick. I'm trying to figure out if I'm going to smash in or out of the car. It's about 545pm daylight. How about ol girl finally pulls her pants and panties down and I see one of those thin pads with a few blood spots on it.
She didn't notice I noticed. So i acted like I didn't see it. After all this times I was determined to get something. She start giving me a handjob. After few seconds I asked
me: if I could have a little head
her: a little head?
me: yea
Boy she got down on that dikk like a poor man's pinky
That was some good head I tell you. Here I am getting head in a graveyard. Crazy! Got my nut, dropped her off and headed home to get ready for Friday night. The good life.
I got a lot of more stories fellows.