Stories of broads you've met off of POF

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Try living in Kingstowne. shyts crazy expensive over here. My people trying to get me to move towards Ballston. :comeon: I'm tempted to move somewhere in SE or live in one these rich cac basement or pool house near Old Town or McLean

Good Luck with that! I live in Orlando and pay $695 for a gated 1 bedroom...AND I don't have to worry about my car getting broken into!:stylin:
(I still miss home...occasionally)
 

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Honestly, if you're havin no success with the free shyt, might be worth spendin the $10 or whatever for the pay sites. Though if youre just lookin to smash, pay sites might not be a good idea because I get the impression those things are mostly used by people lookin for love and marriage and such.
way to young to start paying for dating sites fam.
 

The Prince of All Saiyans

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met 1

she told me just before meeting she had somethin?:dry:

meeting another this week(i just re-joined last week and i'm leaving at the end of the month, gonna fill them up with nut & stories of grandeur and not mention i'm not coming back)
 

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Ay, what's POF?

plenty of fat bishes


but yeah

i fukked one girl who is a smoker and was a fat white jawn :yeshrug: she got a boyfriend now, he from match.com :heh:

i met up with 1 who was a serial dater and was 50 pounds heavier in real life :noah:

i met one who i wanted to :pacspit: as soon as she got her big ass out the truck, typical angled pose and her legs with skinny but upper body was fat...so fukking weird i was :mindblown:

we got a sundae from mcdonalds and i bounced within 5 minutes

i also met a bish online that was so hype to have a boyfriend so i just ended up ignoring her

i had 2 thick white girls over the past month, one just started ignoring me so fukk her

the other one kept bullshytting about meeting up so i cut her off
 
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I've met some crazy broads of the innanets

Chicks with hairy arms, chicks missing teeth, chicks who never mentioned they had kids but ended up bringin em to the first meeting.

Chicks who were pregnant but never mentioned to me, chicks who fat using old pictures.

I met a chick who wanted to see my cell phone I said no and she started to throw skittles at me

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I met another chick off of POF about a month ago (even though I already have a girl :shaq:) We were supposed to hang out on a Sunday but I get a text about 11 pm that Saturday night asking if I wanted to chill... so i already knew what the deal was :obama:. Anyway we're watching step brothers in my bed and about an hour into the movie and next thing I know she basically throws herself on top of me and we're making out. One thing leads to another and i've got her legs spread with my pants down. She asks "Dont you have a condom?" Then I swiftly reply "NOPE" and slide into home :myman:. Not only is the p*ssy gator bite tight, but i flip her over and the ass is almost overwhelmingly big :gladbron:. Ended up fukking 3 times that night. We ended up hooking up once more, she wanted to "date", I just wanted to fukk. That was that. Crazy thing is she ended up living less than a mile away from me...
 

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I met another chick off of POF about a month ago (even though I already have a girl :shaq:) We were supposed to hang out on a Sunday but I get a text about 11 pm that Saturday night asking if I wanted to chill... so i already knew what the deal was :obama:. Anyway we're watching step brothers in my bed and about an hour into the movie and next thing I know she basically throws herself on top of me and we're making out. One thing leads to another and i've got her legs spread with my pants down. She asks "Dont you have a condom?" Then I swiftly reply "NOPE" and slide into home :myman:. Not only is the p*ssy gator bite tight, but i flip her over and the ass is almost overwhelmingly big :gladbron:. Ended up fukking 3 times that night. We ended up hooking up once more, she wanted to "date", I just wanted to fukk. That was that. Crazy thing is she ended up living less than a mile away from me...

Breh, not that this needs to be said, but fukkin broads off POF without a condom, who give it up the first night no less, may be among the most bone headed things in life.

Props on the smash, but smarten up, shyt like this will catch up to ya :ufdup:
 

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Breh yall need to go to Fetlife.com

it is like a facebook for sex addicts and freaks :ahh:
 

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Breh, not that this needs to be said, but fukkin broads off POF without a condom, who give it up the first night no less, may be among the most bone headed things in life.

Props on the smash, but smarten up, shyt like this will catch up to ya :ufdup:

real shyt

not posting a lot of detail, but I have had my wild days, off POF and otherwise... thankfully never caught anything.. but these hoes are shady as fucc... you smash one nite then next thing you know she's three states over hitting you from all kind of strange numbers

know who you are dealing with and do some research, real talk brehs....
 

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Pof sucks in my area. I troll other states with my real pics tho, many good responses from 7-8s too bad when they want to meet i switch cities :rambo:
 

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Been a couple I met off POF, "you say no to ratchet p*ssy skeetsinternal can't". Hmmm its the POF bytch that sold hot dogs outside Home Depot, to the bytch claiming she 2 weeks pregnant and live in a group home, to the bytch who made me her 10am appointment after 3 other nikkas that day, to the POF pawg who squirted up my couch (thinks she was pissing) and threw up in my backyard after I nutted down her throat and in her p*ssy after being fukked up off mollies and that bottle of E&J, to the jersey city chic who never had raw dikk who I made pay for the hotel room. Damn its been so many, the thing I been doing is being real and honest with these chics. I tell em I aint captainsaveahoe and I just want their p*ssy, thats it. Surprisingly enough the real bytches respect that and toss me the p*ssy. Currently turning down p*ssy cuz I cant keep up and need to detox my body, you can inbox me for free p*ssy I got on the curb if you in NJ/NYC
 

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DC might be the Goat area for online dating.

I might be the King of smashing chicks online. I know I've smash 40-50 in the last 2-3 years. If I meet a chick and she's jumpoff status and I would smash and wouldn't really want to be seen with, I usually smash the first night. I sometime surprise myself. Sometimes the vibe is like "no way I'm fukking." I just go for it anyway.


This happen last Friday. I met this chick a long time ago from NC. We've never met, we've chat a few times. She's sent me naked videos and pic. (See below) Finally she comes up to the DMV last thursday. I scooped her from Iverson Mall. I take her to this hood spot in Suitland Md to eat. She said she need to be back in DC at 6/7 to head to the club. So around 515 we started heading back in dc traffic. The whole time talking about moving up, family and other stuff. I'm thinking how i'm going to smash. I wasn't going to drive back to my place in VA. Finally make it to her aunt's house. HOOD AS HELL, near Mt. Olivet Rd and W Virginia ave Northeast. I decide to post up at the Denny's. I'm thinking how I'm going to smash this chick in my car? I just grab her face and kissed her a few times. Started rubbing them titties and between her legs.

Me: I said let me see this (puzzy),
Her: I haven't shaved.
Me: I said I like it hairy :shaq:

She start pulling her pants down, she stop saying someone's going to see us. I drive around looking for a place and what do I find.


























Mt. Olivet Cemetery (God forgive me)

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That cemetery is huge! After riding around 15 mins I found a spot near a dumpster. She working on pulling those tight pants down. I pull my piece out and i'm ready to go. I'm gripping on that plump booty, sexy little chick. I'm trying to figure out if I'm going to smash in or out of the car. It's about 545pm daylight. How about ol girl finally pulls her pants and panties down and I see one of those thin pads with a few blood spots on it.:no: She didn't notice I noticed. So i acted like I didn't see it. After all this times I was determined to get something. She start giving me a handjob. After few seconds I asked

me: if I could have a little head :steviej:

her: a little head? :usure:

me: yea :shaq:

Boy she got down on that dikk like a poor man's pinky :ohlawd:That was some good head I tell you. Here I am getting head in a graveyard. Crazy! Got my nut, dropped her off and headed home to get ready for Friday night. The good life.

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I got a lot of more stories fellows.
 
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