What's wrong with just going outside and meeting a female you find attractive?
You have to have social skills in order to do that.
Stories of broads you've met off of POF
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You have to have social skills in order to do that.
What's wrong with just going outside and meeting a female you find attractive?
It takes no work to create a profile send a draft message to 10 chicks and wait
JillScottsHunny
Banned
What's wrong with just going outside and meeting a female you find attractive?
Too much work. When I do all that from the confronts of my iPhone.
Demon
Evil b*stard
Shiiit...I remember when POF was in its infancy stages...I found this broad, cute thick brown skin shorty with a respectable ass but some HUGE titties (talking F cups yo). She was like a 6 in the face, but that body and dem titties 
We were talking for a few days and she said she smokes weed so im like cool let's chill somewhere and smoke. She was like 26 but she was living with her moms, but she went to school during the day and her moms worked during the day. We decided she was gonna stay home from school the next day and meet me at a playground in the morning.
So I get a few hours sleep, shower, then drive to meet her, its like 7:30 in the morning, and she's waiting in the playground 2 blocks from her house...so i break down the dutch, roll that shyt and light that shyt. We were small talking during the dutch but when it was done I was like "Let me see them titties" with no resistance she pulled up her shirt and bra and dear god those was the biggest titties ive ever seen in person 
I sucked her titties for a little while then she led me over to the swings and she sat on the swing while she unzipperd my pants and pulled out the pipe. She sucked me off something lovely. I thought she was cool peoples, but once i experienced that head game and felt those titties, i was feeling her and wanted her to be my fukk buddy for awhile.
So i was like hey...Ima take this bytch to breakfast
So we went to IHOP to grub down then we hopped back in my car to go back to her crib and smoke on the way there.
So we get inside and she brings me up to her bedroom and when I walk into her bedroom theres this 4 year old kid sitting in her bed watching cartoons and eating doritos out of a big ass bowl
Now I knew she had a son but she said she was gonna get her sister to watch him. Mind you, its been a good 2 hours since smoking, getting sucked off and getting breakfast, so she left this kid all alone and shyt...straight ratchet. Said she couldnt get her sister to watch him so nonchalantly, like it was a normal thing to leave her 4 year old son alone.
Heres the real ratchet part....she got her son some toys and locked him in the walk in closet in the room and he went right along with it like that shyt was normal
so im like fukk it, im getting that p*ssy. We undress and she starts sucking me off again and this time im sitting on the bed while she on her knees on the floor and she starts titty fukking me. I put on the rubber and start wearing it out. Im hitting it from the back last and after a good 15 minutes of doggy, i pulled out, tore the condom off and told that bytch to turn around and jerk me off on her titties. Her head and fukk game was immaculate
I ended up leaving a few hours later before her moms came home for lunch. And I go home thinking damn that bytch is ratchet...but i was willing to put up with it because of those titties and that head and fukk game. But then something happened that really turned me off....the bytch WOULD NOT STOP CALLING ME.
She knew I worked 10-6 am, graveyard shift, by 7:30 Im home, high and in the bed. Our usual routine was to holla at night time. So the next day 8 oclock rolls around and she keeps calling and calling and calling and im trying to sleep....the middle of the day, calling and calling, texting and calling, all fukking day long
I talked to her at night and i was like you know i sleep during the day right? and shes like i know but i missed you. and she CONTINUED doing it. I used to have Biggie- Kick in the door as my ring tone for everyone...and every morning at 8 while she was waiting on the bus to go to school, i would wake up to BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP...BUMP....BUMP....BIGGIE!
I just started to ignore her so she continued the same shyt for a few weeks...then it dwindled down to one call and text day then she finally got the point.
Such a shame because she was great in bed, I coulda saw myself fukking her for a long time, but only ended up fukking her that one time because she was clingy as fukk
We were talking for a few days and she said she smokes weed so im like cool let's chill somewhere and smoke. She was like 26 but she was living with her moms, but she went to school during the day and her moms worked during the day. We decided she was gonna stay home from school the next day and meet me at a playground in the morning.
So I get a few hours sleep, shower, then drive to meet her, its like 7:30 in the morning, and she's waiting in the playground 2 blocks from her house...so i break down the dutch, roll that shyt and light that shyt. We were small talking during the dutch but when it was done I was like "Let me see them titties"
with no resistance she pulled up her shirt and bra and dear god those was the biggest titties ive ever seen in person I sucked her titties for a little while then she led me over to the swings and she sat on the swing while she unzipperd my pants and pulled out the pipe. She sucked me off something lovely. I thought she was cool peoples, but once i experienced that head game and felt those titties, i was feeling her and wanted her to be my fukk buddy for awhile.So i was like hey...Ima take this bytch to breakfast
So we went to IHOP to grub down then we hopped back in my car to go back to her crib and smoke on the way there.
So we get inside and she brings me up to her bedroom and when I walk into her bedroom theres this 4 year old kid sitting in her bed watching cartoons and eating doritos out of a big ass bowl
Now I knew she had a son but she said she was gonna get her sister to watch him. Mind you, its been a good 2 hours since smoking, getting sucked off and getting breakfast, so she left this kid all alone and shyt...straight ratchet. Said she couldnt get her sister to watch him so nonchalantly, like it was a normal thing to leave her 4 year old son alone.
Heres the real ratchet part....she got her son some toys and locked him in the walk in closet in the room and he went right along with it like that shyt was normal
so im like fukk it, im getting that p*ssy. We undress and she starts sucking me off again and this time im sitting on the bed while she on her knees on the floor and she starts titty fukking me. I put on the rubber and start wearing it out. Im hitting it from the back last and after a good 15 minutes of doggy, i pulled out, tore the condom off and told that bytch to turn around and jerk me off on her titties. Her head and fukk game was immaculate
I ended up leaving a few hours later before her moms came home for lunch. And I go home thinking damn that bytch is ratchet...but i was willing to put up with it because of those titties and that head and fukk game. But then something happened that really turned me off....the bytch WOULD NOT STOP CALLING ME.
She knew I worked 10-6 am, graveyard shift, by 7:30 Im home, high and in the bed. Our usual routine was to holla at night time. So the next day 8 oclock rolls around and she keeps calling and calling and calling and im trying to sleep....the middle of the day, calling and calling, texting and calling, all fukking day long
I talked to her at night and i was like you know i sleep during the day right? and shes like i know but i missed you. and she CONTINUED doing it. I used to have Biggie- Kick in the door as my ring tone for everyone...and every morning at 8 while she was waiting on the bus to go to school, i would wake up to BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP...BUMP....BUMP....BIGGIE!
I just started to ignore her so she continued the same shyt for a few weeks...then it dwindled down to one call and text day then she finally got the point.
Such a shame because she was great in bed, I coulda saw myself fukking her for a long time, but only ended up fukking her that one time because she was clingy as fukk
It takes no work to create a profile send a draft message to 10 chicks and wait
And it's all about doing as little work as possible for the biggest gain, huh?
To tell you the truth it's more work to actually create a stupid profile, exchange pics, wonder if the pics are legit, spend time chatting and meeting up then deciding whether you like the girl or not.
All the while, if you hit her up on the street you'd be able to accomplish all that in about 30 seconds.
I still think a lot of dudes fear approaching broads on the street. Nothing wrong with online dating or whatever, but I think the best tried and true method is hitting the pavement.
good points
but online is just convenient.....and lazy
the odds of smashing cac milf online is easier than approaching in the middle of the street
offline shes on her
online is different
good points
but online is just convenient.....and lazy
the odds of smashing cac milf online is easier than approaching in the middle of the street
offline shes on her
online is different
It is very convenient. I've grabbed broads online...but it wasn't my only means of pulling puss.
Also, if you want white milf, go to Crock Rock, or some of the older clubs along King West. There are plenty there looking for a young nikka to blow their backs out.
If you have more success online then so be it. I just find offline saves a lot of time and energy and in many cases puts you ahead of the game...
Why are you trying to fukk them old white women though? The young white pawgs in this city are
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What's wrong with just going outside and meeting a female you find attractive?
basically. All the chicks in my area hideous, I
much better going to the grocery store or mall than wasting time with chicks that look like Kobe Bryant and Tiger Wood's Jumpoffs....
That is true
Rejection online though is just A non reply MSG
Rejection in real life is diff
What's wrong with just going outside and meeting a female you find attractive?
Outside isn't much better for me.
DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
What's wrong with just going outside and meeting a female you find attractive?
When you're scared of random females hurting you, everything.
JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
do yall nikkas meet bytches organically anymore or is it strictly these online hookups?
Fredrick Thuglas
Banned
I'll leave you with one before I go to bed. I have more tomorrow. I met this one about 3 years ago who was half black half philipinno (sp?). Anyway the first "date" is her at her apartment. We're chillin for a while having some drinks just chillin and shyt. Anyway we end up both tipsy one thing leads to another, next thing I know this bytch is taking her bra off asking for a back massage on her blow up mattress(no bullshyt). So after i about 2 minutes i flip her over and start taking off my pants. Next thing I know she says "wait, theres something you should know" So im like.... ok. No lie, this bytch says "I have genital herpes, but its controlled through medication." Im like
my dikk went to straight noodle status. And I just sat there for a minute like what the fukk. Got up and bounced.
This story alone will keep me from every going to a dating site to get quick p*ssy. Im fukkin' off of referrals...or based off of a real repore.
This shyt is scary as fukk. If she was eveil she woulda let you fukk without telling you.
lol at going outside
im kicking back drinking some mango juice
copy and paste 30 messages
logs off
next day eats
im kicking back drinking some mango juice
copy and paste 30 messages
logs off
next day eats
that's not much of a "story" breh.