Stories of broads you've met off of POF

[HelgaPataki]

i also noticed if you dont smash them on the first day
chances are you wont get another chance

cuz they realize it wasnt you when they check the photos after the first date

 

[Silver Surfer]

i never saw blackpeoplemeet as worth it.

if you are a paying customer, women who don't pay can not see their email and vice versa.

plus the selection in chicago at least wasn't banging.

blacksingles or bs.com used to be the shyt, though.


art barr

I just need a spot online where I can ...cuz this town im in is whack

 

[Art Barr]

I just need a spot online where I can ...cuz this town im in is whack

where are you?

i have looked up most of the other poppin cities or states, countries on most dating sites.

so i could tell you if that was a dope place to try and make an account online.


art barr

 

[Silver Surfer]

where are you?

i have looked up most of the other poppin cities or states, countries on most dating sites.

so i could tell you if that was a dope place to try and make an account online.


art barr

albany ga

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

me: " I found somebody already"
her: "oh...."

 

[Art Barr]

i ate damn good off of dating sites.

on pof,...

YOUNG DRO : I WAS ON FIYAH!!!​

anyway,....i had the streak going. the streak nikkaz think is a lie but it is real as fukk. if i get a number and see her for the first time i am fukk'n/fukk'd streak.

shyt was real from 2oo1-2o11.

anyway,..after i ended a relationship on pof.
yes, i posted her in the other promotion, in the chicks you made love to thread.

well anyway,..i was lookin for some, rebound cooch.

seems rebound cooch, was looking for me.

i am on pof and my traffic was light because i put it on inactive while i was in a relationship. as i am not a cheat. so when i opened my shyt back up, after we broke up. it was like:

KOOL G RAP : let the games begin,..again!!

i was looking to let off the firing pins.

i am chilling and that little efx when you get mail pops up.

i open the shyt and it is a chick with no pix. i usually don't fukk with no pix.
for some reason i was like fukk it. i started chatting, and ol girl was mad real and down as fukk. her nickname past her username was:

Spoiler

RIDAH360​

so i knew what time it was.

plus, she was real freaky on the phone.

i never talk about fukk'n if i haven't smashed as a rule. i was not going to break the rule either. so ol girl is leading the convo's.

after a lil small talk,..i am like damn.

lemme fall through,..she is like bet. i am like where the fukk you stay.

she is like marshall field gardens.

i am like bet,..imma be over there.

she is like you don't give a fukk, where i stay.

i am like nAw,..i know what's to it.

if you not from the chi,..marshallfield gardens is basically down the street from cabrini.

i am like yo, just meet me at the train and walk me through all that hand shyt.

i suck at that hand log in shyt.

she is like damn,..you a vet.

so i go up there amd hop off the el and she there with her lil boy and her girlfriend.

she linked me hwr friend's page she was with, too,..that she was online with.

she was cute, but her friend's let her body go,...

we go to jewels cause she drink what every chick in chi drinks with a hood/sckripper nickname!

nikka,....211!!
she cops two deuce deuces and even knows it taste better in a can.

a real ridah,..for real!!

so we go back to her crib, after i log in and shyt.

she stay all the way in the damn back too. at the very end, so i am like okay.

she is like take me to work in the morning. i am like cool,..,works better for me.

being in chicago's version of the enclosed version of queensbridge.

which is up the street from cabrini.

we get to her crib and she got the party crib and shyt.

her lil boy never had no discipline like that. so i had to literally check lil dude like man..calm down.

he was two,..i don't do that lil kid run shyt bullshyt.

i watched some urban movie with ben affleck there.

plus nikkaz waa banging some drake. so i am looking like these young nikkaz gots ta go.

so i am thinking, like man,.she got mad motherfukkers here and shyt.

how the fukk will i keep the streak alive. plus she got this lil clingy lil guy, too.

it just so happens when a chick got the party crib.

all the other chics in the jects let her eat.

so all the chicks in her apartment pack up and babysit for her within an hour and shyt.

so she is like lemme show you were i get online at.

we go in her bedroom and she turns on some fukk'n rnb, on her comp.
i make her straddle me at her computer and get it crack'n.

i pull out her cute lil b cups and start the busta rhymes soundefx.

from the coming when he he went low on her nipples.

she gets up and pulls down her pants and i will have to say.

shawty was an expert cause in missionary she knew kat position.

when most women don't know kat and don't know how to fukk in missionary.

i grab a rubber, cause that is how i live.

i smash the unholy shyt outta ol girl. plus, i am one of those get one off stay up, fellas.

so she is like, damn,...lemme show you how i got my nickname.

i roll over and she rolled out the bed!!

sckraight in the floor

shyt was funny as hell, fooh-fool.

anyway she holds it all together and swags it off.

like before we were interrupted i was bout to show you how i got this nickname.

she was funny like that...

usually i never let no chick ride me no more.

unless they are a definate beast in the bed. as all that rding shyt is a sign of weakness to most women. plus most women can NOT fukk'n ride and want somebody to just beat.

so i let this chic ride a nikka and hold her up with my waist and back muscles like a pro,...

man,...shawty got off and lived up to the nickname than a motherfukker!

i was astounded as hell!

so she pop locks and drops it, splits And really got six fo switches on a nikka.

plus she did a real three sixty riding my shyt, too!

i get off and stay up to attention, and she is like now you got bang it up doggie!!

i was feeling how bout that life, she was,....i hate lame scary bytches in the sack.

i smash her doggie by layin her flat in her stomach and just opening her legs.

she can't take it but can and literally pounds on my chest like i hit all my guys who can fukk in the chest. so she is half turned around and pounding on my chest.

as i am not one of them slow up slow down non rhythm ass nikkaz.

i keep that same pace when nikkaz close to coming on porno the entire fukk'n session and shyt.

plus i hit the bottom as a rule....she wyl'n now...

just pounding my chest out of breath like damn,..

i can fukk a long ass time, too. so she was literally beating my chest up as i am beating the coochie muffin up. i like those type of muffins and to get off i need to be really see a female face and get off missionary. so i flips her over back in kat and get it off.

i need a female with a pretty face. i learned this over my years.

we continue fukk'n through the night cause i am ric flair and shyt.

i was still beating it up all night till at about seven sumfin and she leads me out of the queensbridge ass marshall field's jects in the morning.


art barr

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

And it's all about doing as little work as possible for the biggest gain, huh?

To tell you the truth it's more work to actually create a stupid profile, exchange pics, wonder if the pics are legit, spend time chatting and meeting up then deciding whether you like the girl or not.

All the while, if you hit her up on the street you'd be able to accomplish all that in about 30 seconds.

I still think a lot of dudes fear approaching broads on the street. Nothing wrong with online dating or whatever, but I think the best tried and true method is hitting the pavement.

Yeah, I agree. I think rejection is too fearful a thought for some of the brehs in here. I had to get over that fear--well, not get over it, but ignore it.

I like hollaing at girls at clubs and bars; you get more satisfaction out of getting the digits after you've worked for them.

TL;DR


Ended up fukking a chick with a deformed hand and didnt know it until the next morning when I was dropping her off back her crib.


She only had the pinky and thumb on her left hand. After I saw it brehs I was


I kept looking back through her pictures to see if I would have had any clue, but she cleverly hid it in every shot she ever took


I was had



and the p*ssy was goooooood, but I had to let it go

Spoiler

She's a cutie. You couldn't get over the deformity? Not her fault she was born with bear-claws.

 

[diverselikebeats]

Art bar wtf breh .. who taught u how to write dam, that sh1t gave me a headache

 

[Art Barr]

albany ga

oh hell yeah,....


get an account asap, joe!

it is cold females all over in that locale.

plus they will travel.

art barr

 

[Art Barr]

Art bar wtf breh .. who taught u how to write dam, that sh1t gave me a headache

if you was looking for the editor's choice in penthouse forum.

go buy a penthouse!


art barr

 

[diverselikebeats]

if you was looking for the editor's choice in penthouse forum.

go buy a penthouse!


art barr

Breh eat a d1ck , u write like a crackhead with a computer.. u washed up n1gga.. u ruined the dam thread.. no wonder n1ggas got u on ignore.. u give out headaches n sh1t

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

i ate damn good off of dating sites.

on pof,...

YOUNG DRO : I WAS ON FIYAH!!!​

anyway,....i had the streak going. the streak nikkaz think is a lie but it is real as fukk. if i get a number and see her for the first time i am fukk'n/fukk'd streak.

shyt was real from 2oo1-2o11.

anyway,..after i ended a relationship on pof.
yes, i posted her in the other promotion, in the chicks you made love to thread.

well anyway,..i was lookin for some, rebound cooch.

seems rebound cooch, was looking for me.

i am on pof and my traffic was light because i put it on inactive while i was in a relationship. as i am not a cheat. so when i opened my shyt back up, after we broke up. it was like:

KOOL G RAP : let the games begin,..again!!

i was looking to let off the firing pins.

i am chilling and that little efx when you get mail pops up.

i open the shyt and it is a chick with no pix. i usually don't fukk with no pix.
for some reason i was like fukk it. i started chatting, and ol girl was mad real and down as fukk. her nickname past her username was:

Spoiler

RIDAH360​

so i knew what time it was.

plus, she was real freaky on the phone.

i never talk about fukk'n if i haven't smashed as a rule. i was not going to break the rule either. so ol girl is leading the convo's.

after a lil small talk,..i am like damn.

lemme fall through,..she is like bet. i am like where the fukk you stay.

she is like marshall field gardens.

i am like bet,..imma be over there.

she is like you don't give a fukk, where i stay.

i am like nAw,..i know what's to it.

if you not from the chi,..marshallfield gardens is basically down the street from cabrini.

i am like yo, just meet me at the train and walk me through all that hand shyt.

i suck at that hand log in shyt.

she is like damn,..you a vet.

so i go up there amd hop off the el and she there with her lil boy and her girlfriend.

she linked me hwr friend's page she was with, too,..that she was online with.

she was cute, but her friend's let her body go,...

we go to jewels cause she drink what every chick in chi drinks with a hood/sckripper nickname!

nikka,....211!!
she cops two deuce deuces and even knows it taste better in a can.

a real ridah,..for real!!

so we go back to her crib, after i log in and shyt.

she stay all the way in the damn back too. at the very end, so i am like okay.

she is like take me to work in the morning. i am like cool,..,works better for me.

being in chicago's version of the enclosed version of queensbridge.

which is up the street from cabrini.

we get to her crib and she got the party crib and shyt.

her lil boy never had no discipline like that. so i had to literally check lil dude like man..calm down.

he was two,..i don't do that lil kid run shyt bullshyt.

i watched some urban movie with ben affleck there.

plus nikkaz waa banging some drake. so i am looking like these young nikkaz gots ta go.

so i am thinking, like man,.she got mad motherfukkers here and shyt.

how the fukk will i keep the streak alive. plus she got this lil clingy lil guy, too.

it just so happens when a chick got the party crib.

all the other chics in the jects let her eat.

so all the chicks in her apartment pack up and babysit for her within an hour and shyt.

so she is like lemme show you were i get online at.

we go in her bedroom and she turns on some fukk'n rnb, on her comp.
i make her straddle me at her computer and get it crack'n.

i pull out her cute lil b cups and start the busta rhymes soundefx.

from the coming when he he went low on her nipples.

she gets up and pulls down her pants and i will have to say.

shawty was an expert cause in missionary she knew kat position.

when most women don't know kat and don't know how to fukk in missionary.

i grab a rubber, cause that is how i live.

i smash the unholy shyt outta ol girl. plus, i am one of those get one off stay up, fellas.

so she is like, damn,...lemme show you how i got my nickname.

i roll over and she rolled out the bed!!

sckraight in the floor

shyt was funny as hell, fooh-fool.

anyway she holds it all together and swags it off.

like before we were interrupted i was bout to show you how i got this nickname.

she was funny like that...

usually i never let no chick ride me no more.

unless they are a definate beast in the bed. as all that rding shyt is a sign of weakness to most women. plus most women can NOT fukk'n ride and want somebody to just beat.

so i let this chic ride a nikka and hold her up with my waist and back muscles like a pro,...

man,...shawty got off and lived up to the nickname than a motherfukker!

i was astounded as hell!

so she pop locks and drops it, splits And really got six fo switches on a nikka.

plus she did a real three sixty riding my shyt, too!

i get off and stay up to attention, and she is like now you got bang it up doggie!!

i was feeling how bout that life, she was,....i hate lame scary bytches in the sack.

i smash her doggie by layin her flat in her stomach and just opening her legs.

she can't take it but can and literally pounds on my chest like i hit all my guys who can fukk in the chest. so she is half turned around and pounding on my chest.

as i am not one of them slow up slow down non rhythm ass nikkaz.

i keep that same pace when nikkaz close to coming on porno the entire fukk'n session and shyt.

plus i hit the bottom as a rule....she wyl'n now...

just pounding my chest out of breath like damn,..

i can fukk a long ass time, too. so she was literally beating my chest up as i am beating the coochie muffin up. i like those type of muffins and to get off i need to be really see a female face and get off missionary. so i flips her over back in kat and get it off.

i need a female with a pretty face. i learned this over my years.

we continue fukk'n through the night cause i am ric flair and shyt.

i was still beating it up all night till at about seven sumfin and she leads me out of the queensbridge ass marshall field's jects in the morning.


art barr

You went through all that to screw some weirdo project chick?

Jesus, art.

 

[DrunkenNovice]

lol thats the 2nd time he's mentioned "RIDAH360" she musta had that vice grip.

 

[Captain Crunch]

i ate damn good off of dating sites.

Spoiler

on pof,...

YOUNG DRO : I WAS ON FIYAH!!!​

anyway,....i had the streak going. the streak nikkaz think is a lie but it is real as fukk. if i get a number and see her for the first time i am fukk'n/fukk'd streak.

shyt was real from 2oo1-2o11.

anyway,..after i ended a relationship on pof.
yes, i posted her in the other promotion, in the chicks you made love to thread.

well anyway,..i was lookin for some, rebound cooch.

seems rebound cooch, was looking for me.

i am on pof and my traffic was light because i put it on inactive while i was in a relationship. as i am not a cheat. so when i opened my shyt back up, after we broke up. it was like:

KOOL G RAP : let the games begin,..again!!

i was looking to let off the firing pins.

i am chilling and that little efx when you get mail pops up.

i open the shyt and it is a chick with no pix. i usually don't fukk with no pix.
for some reason i was like fukk it. i started chatting, and ol girl was mad real and down as fukk. her nickname past her username was:

Spoiler

RIDAH360​

so i knew what time it was.

plus, she was real freaky on the phone.

i never talk about fukk'n if i haven't smashed as a rule. i was not going to break the rule either. so ol girl is leading the convo's.

after a lil small talk,..i am like damn.

lemme fall through,..she is like bet. i am like where the fukk you stay.

she is like marshall field gardens.

i am like bet,..imma be over there.

she is like you don't give a fukk, where i stay.

i am like nAw,..i know what's to it.

if you not from the chi,..marshallfield gardens is basically down the street from cabrini.

i am like yo, just meet me at the train and walk me through all that hand shyt.

i suck at that hand log in shyt.

she is like damn,..you a vet.

so i go up there amd hop off the el and she there with her lil boy and her girlfriend.

she linked me hwr friend's page she was with, too,..that she was online with.

she was cute, but her friend's let her body go,...

we go to jewels cause she drink what every chick in chi drinks with a hood/sckripper nickname!

nikka,....211!!
she cops two deuce deuces and even knows it taste better in a can.

a real ridah,..for real!!

so we go back to her crib, after i log in and shyt.

she stay all the way in the damn back too. at the very end, so i am like okay.

she is like take me to work in the morning. i am like cool,..,works better for me.

being in chicago's version of the enclosed version of queensbridge.

which is up the street from cabrini.

we get to her crib and she got the party crib and shyt.

her lil boy never had no discipline like that. so i had to literally check lil dude like man..calm down.

he was two,..i don't do that lil kid run shyt bullshyt.

i watched some urban movie with ben affleck there.

plus nikkaz waa banging some drake. so i am looking like these young nikkaz gots ta go.

so i am thinking, like man,.she got mad motherfukkers here and shyt.

how the fukk will i keep the streak alive. plus she got this lil clingy lil guy, too.

it just so happens when a chick got the party crib.

all the other chics in the jects let her eat.

so all the chicks in her apartment pack up and babysit for her within an hour and shyt.

so she is like lemme show you were i get online at.

we go in her bedroom and she turns on some fukk'n rnb, on her comp.
i make her straddle me at her computer and get it crack'n.

i pull out her cute lil b cups and start the busta rhymes soundefx.

from the coming when he he went low on her nipples.

she gets up and pulls down her pants and i will have to say.

shawty was an expert cause in missionary she knew kat position.

when most women don't know kat and don't know how to fukk in missionary.

i grab a rubber, cause that is how i live.

i smash the unholy shyt outta ol girl. plus, i am one of those get one off stay up, fellas.

so she is like, damn,...lemme show you how i got my nickname.

i roll over and she rolled out the bed!!

sckraight in the floor

shyt was funny as hell, fooh-fool.

anyway she holds it all together and swags it off.

like before we were interrupted i was bout to show you how i got this nickname.

she was funny like that...

usually i never let no chick ride me no more.

unless they are a definate beast in the bed. as all that rding shyt is a sign of weakness to most women. plus most women can NOT fukk'n ride and want somebody to just beat.

so i let this chic ride a nikka and hold her up with my waist and back muscles like a pro,...

man,...shawty got off and lived up to the nickname than a motherfukker!

i was astounded as hell!

so she pop locks and drops it, splits And really got six fo switches on a nikka.

plus she did a real three sixty riding my shyt, too!

i get off and stay up to attention, and she is like now you got bang it up doggie!!

i was feeling how bout that life, she was,....i hate lame scary bytches in the sack.

i smash her doggie by layin her flat in her stomach and just opening her legs.

she can't take it but can and literally pounds on my chest like i hit all my guys who can fukk in the chest. so she is half turned around and pounding on my chest.

as i am not one of them slow up slow down non rhythm ass nikkaz.

i keep that same pace when nikkaz close to coming on porno the entire fukk'n session and shyt.

plus i hit the bottom as a rule....she wyl'n now...

just pounding my chest out of breath like damn,..

i can fukk a long ass time, too. so she was literally beating my chest up as i am beating the coochie muffin up. i like those type of muffins and to get off i need to be really see a female face and get off missionary. so i flips her over back in kat and get it off.

i need a female with a pretty face. i learned this over my years.

we continue fukk'n through the night cause i am ric flair and shyt.

i was still beating it up all night till at about seven sumfin and she leads me out of the queensbridge ass marshall field's jects in the morning.

art barr

Prolific story, I understood it and was entertaining

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Whole lotta Valtrex prescriptions being picked up from da pharmacy up in hea.