Stories of broads you've met off of POF

wutang512

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why you even having a conversation with something that looks like that :hmm:

Its called being nice since I was paid to take photos.

Whats funny is by the end of the night she found her token nikka that was more than glad to knock her down that night. And yeah he looked like he could have been my age.
 

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Got another white girl I'm plotting on...:ahh: She's at her friends house 30minutes away wanting to meet asking I want to do.
 

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I wanna harass some hoes but I also dont wanna upload my pix... and most of them bytches wont let you message if you aint got a pic :beli:
 

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Ended up fukking a chick with a deformed hand and didnt know it until the next morning when I was dropping her off back her crib.


She only had the pinky and thumb on her left hand. After I saw it brehs I was :dead:


I kept looking back through her pictures to see if I would have had any clue, but she cleverly hid it in every shot she ever took :noah:


I was had :sad:



and the p*ssy was goooooood, but I had to let it go


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:dead: :damn: :ohhh: :mindblown: :ahh: :smugfavre:
 

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My POF game is on point. The good chicks are rare but they are there. You have to catch them as soon as they sign up. No pun intended. Or, they will delete their account within a couple days.

I've met good looking girls and I've met... "lets have a drink at my place" type chicks. lol

this is partially true the good chicks are there for like 1-2 weeks max and then they leave or they are hidden.

still ratchet though
 

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TL;DR


Ended up fukking a chick with a deformed hand and didnt know it until the next morning when I was dropping her off back her crib.


She only had the pinky and thumb on her left hand. After I saw it brehs I was :dead:


I kept looking back through her pictures to see if I would have had any clue, but she cleverly hid it in every shot she ever took :noah:


I was had :sad:



and the p*ssy was goooooood, but I had to let it go


oAnfG.jpg

:duck:

How the fukk she holdin the cam
 

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Shiiit...I remember when POF was in its infancy stages...I found this broad, cute thick brown skin shorty with a respectable ass but some HUGE titties (talking F cups yo). She was like a 6 in the face, but that body and dem titties :takedat:

We were talking for a few days and she said she smokes weed so im like cool let's chill somewhere and smoke. She was like 26 but she was living with her moms, but she went to school during the day and her moms worked during the day. We decided she was gonna stay home from school the next day and meet me at a playground in the morning.

So I get a few hours sleep, shower, then drive to meet her, its like 7:30 in the morning, and she's waiting in the playground 2 blocks from her house...so i break down the dutch, roll that shyt and light that shyt. We were small talking during the dutch but when it was done I was like "Let me see them titties" :takedat: with no resistance she pulled up her shirt and bra and dear god those was the biggest titties ive ever seen in person :gladbron: I sucked her titties for a little while then she led me over to the swings and she sat on the swing while she unzipperd my pants and pulled out the pipe. She sucked me off something lovely. I thought she was cool peoples, but once i experienced that head game and felt those titties, i was feeling her and wanted her to be my fukk buddy for awhile.

So i was like hey...Ima take this bytch to breakfast :cape:

So we went to IHOP to grub down then we hopped back in my car to go back to her crib and smoke on the way there.

So we get inside and she brings me up to her bedroom and when I walk into her bedroom theres this 4 year old kid sitting in her bed watching cartoons and eating doritos out of a big ass bowl :dwillhuh:

Now I knew she had a son but she said she was gonna get her sister to watch him. Mind you, its been a good 2 hours since smoking, getting sucked off and getting breakfast, so she left this kid all alone and shyt...straight ratchet. Said she couldnt get her sister to watch him so nonchalantly, like it was a normal thing to leave her 4 year old son alone.

Heres the real ratchet part....she got her son some toys and locked him in the walk in closet in the room and he went right along with it like that shyt was normal


so im like fukk it, im getting that p*ssy. We undress and she starts sucking me off again and this time im sitting on the bed while she on her knees on the floor and she starts titty fukking me. I put on the rubber and start wearing it out. Im hitting it from the back last and after a good 15 minutes of doggy, i pulled out, tore the condom off and told that bytch to turn around and jerk me off on her titties. Her head and fukk game was immaculate

I ended up leaving a few hours later before her moms came home for lunch. And I go home thinking damn that bytch is ratchet...but i was willing to put up with it because of those titties and that head and fukk game. But then something happened that really turned me off....the bytch WOULD NOT STOP CALLING ME.

She knew I worked 10-6 am, graveyard shift, by 7:30 Im home, high and in the bed. Our usual routine was to holla at night time. So the next day 8 oclock rolls around and she keeps calling and calling and calling and im trying to sleep....the middle of the day, calling and calling, texting and calling, all fukking day long :damn:

I talked to her at night and i was like you know i sleep during the day right? and shes like i know but i missed you. and she CONTINUED doing it. I used to have Biggie- Kick in the door as my ring tone for everyone...and every morning at 8 while she was waiting on the bus to go to school, i would wake up to BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP...BUMP....BUMP....BIGGIE!

I just started to ignore her so she continued the same shyt for a few weeks...then it dwindled down to one call and text day then she finally got the point.

Such a shame because she was great in bed, I coulda saw myself fukking her for a long time, but only ended up fukking her that one time because she was clingy as fukk


:wtf::why:

:pachaha:
 

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bruh I think im about to do this....you right....too much spam out there....tell me more anout blackpeoplemeet...will I eat? 30..make alot of money...6'2..no kids...will I eat?:ahh:



i never saw blackpeoplemeet as worth it.

if you are a paying customer, women who don't pay can not see their email and vice versa.

plus the selection in chicago at least wasn't banging.

blacksingles or bs.com used to be the shyt, though.


art barr
 

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So we get inside and she brings me up to her bedroom and when I walk into her bedroom theres this 4 year old kid sitting in her bed watching cartoons and eating doritos out of a big ass bowl :dwillhuh:

Now I knew she had a son but she said she was gonna get her sister to watch him. Mind you, its been a good 2 hours since smoking, getting sucked off and getting breakfast, so she left this kid all alone and shyt...straight ratchet. Said she couldnt get her sister to watch him so nonchalantly, like it was a normal thing to leave her 4 year old son alone.

Heres the real ratchet part....she got her son some toys and locked him in the walk in closet in the room and he went right along with it like that shyt was normal

No lie when I got through I would of called dss on her. Kid gonna grow up all fukked up.
 
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