I met this somewhat chubby white girl a little over a year ago.... not fat just a little extra meat. Anyway... we were texting for a few days, seemed normal. I end up inviting her over to the crib to "watch some movies"

. So she gets to my crib and I let her in.
This bytch ends up having a deeper voice than me, on some Vin Diesel type shyt 
. So I kinda just shrug it off for the night... just keeping my eye on this prize. So we're watching pineapple express... next thing I know she goes from her head laying on my chest to slowly creeping her way down. My nikka she topped me off something serious

. I nutted, then passed out. So i wake up in the morning, about 20 minutes before my alarm goes off. I roll over and whisper in this bytches ear "You tryna fukk"

and she gets a big ass smile and nods her head. Its too early to be searching around my room and shyt so i dive in with no coat

Busted all over her big ass titties, rushed her out as I left for work and never contacted her again