Stories of broads you've met off of POF

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I been texting every day and hanging out with this black chick I met off there for the past 3 weeks. I hope I don't fall brehs. :to: We got like 1,000 text messages back and forth


Anyway, this other girl that dropped me her number the other day, her 'about me' doesnt say anything about her having kids....but next day she told me she had 5 kids.:what: Mind you, we've only texted........so then a couple nights ago at like 11:30, she randomly texts me asking "do you have any booster cables?"

I was like :why: I aint never met you, never even heard your voice, don't live near you and you ask me this?


:cape: Admit it nikka. :comeon:
 

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Malcolm---I see you posted right after me....chances are you tried to say something slick to me.....but guess what, I can't see it....you're on ignore. :heh: Keep posting to the air tho if it makes you feel better about yourself. :heh:

Starts with booster cables, next is rent. Get out of this one breh.

haha....yeah, once she told me she had 5 kids, I was like :huhldup:

I'm good bruh, I've never bought a random woman nothing breh :smugfavre:
 

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click "edit profile" and you'll see a sentence that says "To hide your profile from others click here Hiding your profile removes you from all searches."
 

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click "edit profile" and you'll see a sentence that says "To hide your profile from others click here Hiding your profile removes you from all searches."

This is how. Now go out there n fish :myman:
 

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I been texting every day and hanging out with this black chick I met off there for the past 3 weeks. I hope I don't fall brehs. :to: We got like 1,000 text messages back and forth


Anyway, this other girl that dropped me her number the other day, her 'about me' doesnt say anything about her having kids....but next day she told me she had 5 kids.:what: Mind you, we've only texted........so then a couple nights ago at like 11:30, she randomly texts me asking "do you have any booster cables?"

I was like :why: I aint never met you, never even heard your voice, don't live near you and you ask me this?

Starts with booster cables, next is rent. Get out of this one breh.

next is can me and my kids get a ride or can you lend me some money for a car
:snoop:

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my only experience with urban chat is fakkit ass gay nikkas messaging you even when you state on your profile women only.

sometimes DL guys put messages like that on their profile, but they are still DTF gay men. That might be why gay guys are ignoring your message.

think about it like this, if you see a dime with a message saying she's a lesbian and no men, you might still message her on the chance she's frontin or that you can "turn her out". that is just like what gay guys do to straight men
 

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I met this somewhat chubby white girl a little over a year ago.... not fat just a little extra meat. Anyway... we were texting for a few days, seemed normal. I end up inviting her over to the crib to "watch some movies" :shaq:. So she gets to my crib and I let her in. This bytch ends up having a deeper voice than me, on some Vin Diesel type shyt :merchant:. So I kinda just shrug it off for the night... just keeping my eye on this prize. So we're watching pineapple express... next thing I know she goes from her head laying on my chest to slowly creeping her way down. My nikka she topped me off something serious :ahh:. I nutted, then passed out. So i wake up in the morning, about 20 minutes before my alarm goes off. I roll over and whisper in this bytches ear "You tryna fukk" :shaq: and she gets a big ass smile and nods her head. Its too early to be searching around my room and shyt so i dive in with no coat :datazz: Busted all over her big ass titties, rushed her out as I left for work and never contacted her again :myman:
 

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Nice breh, but damn ya'll never talked once on the phone? So she basically txt'd her way right to your door? Nice :laugh:
The girls hitting me up on POF are all about them phone convos. Can't be having that though.
 

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I met this somewhat chubby white girl a little over a year ago.... not fat just a little extra meat. Anyway... we were texting for a few days, seemed normal. I end up inviting her over to the crib to "watch some movies" :shaq:. So she gets to my crib and I let her in. This bytch ends up having a deeper voice than me, on some Vin Diesel type shyt :merchant:. So I kinda just shrug it off for the night... just keeping my eye on this prize. So we're watching pineapple express... next thing I know she goes from her head laying on my chest to slowly creeping her way down. My nikka she topped me off something serious :ahh:. I nutted, then passed out. So i wake up in the morning, about 20 minutes before my alarm goes off. I roll over and whisper in this bytches ear "You tryna fukk" :shaq: and she gets a big ass smile and nods her head. Its too early to be searching around my room and shyt so i dive in with no coat :datazz: Busted all over her big ass titties, rushed her out as I left for work and never contacted her again :myman:

thhhhhhhe fukk? :what:

:ufdup:
 
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