Starfield (XSX, PC) 9.1.23

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Somebody gave it a 5

OMGOMGOMGOMG, I'm posting up shop in this thread and taking the homies with me to embrace the fukkery.

Chuff chuff lads:

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

I’m a Sony stan

I would have copped the cheap Xbox if this was fire


I loved fallout and Skyrim

I was ready to buy an Xbox or upgrade my pc….. now tho…..

 

[ORDER_66]

Sony stans

what are you talking about?

 

[Brandeezy]

ResetEra is broken

Common Knowledge said:
Holy shyt. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from these reviews. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fukking fukk is it reviewing in the 80s like this? This can't be happening. I'm having a fukking breakdown. I don't want to believe the game is only a mid-80s metacritic. I want a future for Bethesda to believe in. I cannot fukking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought this was supposed to be a life changing 98 or higher metacritic game?? This is so fukked.

 

[Rembrandt]

Yeah I'm still playing games from 88 . Somehow, Hitman is consuming my soul. Like killing opps with explosive rubby duckys just hits different breh.

World of assassination mode is GOAT

 

[Leasy]

 

[Rembrandt]

ResetEra is broken

That's a popular copypasta lmao

 

[Afro]

Without reading the reviews themselves, it comes off as this being a more subjective game than most. Bigger outlets are probably trying not to assign someone who is a huge fan of Bethesda games in order to try to maintain objectivity, whereas smaller outlets are probably more likely to assign the game to someone who is a fan of those types of games.

As always, it's not the scores that actually tell you what the reviewer really thought, but the actual words in the review instead.

IGN reviewer, has been reviewing Bethesda games.

Nah son, NAH! IT'S WAR TIME SON

 

[ALonelyDad]

Damn at that title

'Starfield' has everything you could want, except a reason to keep playing

'Skyrim' in space sounds like such a good idea until you play it.

mashable.com

even a hater like me says this is too far

 

[levitate]

Midfield

lol at spending what, $10 billion on this shyt?

Trash.

 

[ItWasWritten]

What’s going to happen when those reviews come in from the people who weren’t hand picked

 

[EzekelRAGE]

IGN reviewer, has been reviewing Bethesda games.

Nah son, NAH! IT'S WAR TIME SON

Bethesda wasnt owned by Microsoft when they gave FO4 and Skyrim high scores. Now that MS owns them, they scoring it low

 

[Brandeezy]

That's a popular copypasta lmao

I thought it was the same guy from ResetEra who was crying about Xbox and Spider-Man a month ago. He got made fun of on Digital Foundry lol

 

[Canon]

IGN japan gave it a 10.

広大な宇宙の膨大な出会い ベセスダ式オープンワールドRPGの最高傑作 『Starfield』レビュー

広大な宇宙で未知と遭遇したとき、探索の喜びが心の奥底からマグマのように湧いてくる

jp.ign.com

man linking moon language reviews

down bad

10 billion down the drain

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

World of assassination mode is GOAT

Right now I'm going through the series and whew . The fact that this game is more of a puzzle, instead of a clunky kill this and that mess of the older games just so dope for an inquisitive gamer. I haven't touched Freelancer yet and I tried one of the contracts online....

fukk it up the moment I peep a boo at some guard instead of waiting in the closet