Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[Urbanmiracle]

I took my ex gf to see the last Jedi and she looked at me with disgust. That was her first ever Star Wars film. I’m fukking ashamed. That movie was absolutely disgusting. They did Luke dirty. They made Leia Superman, and never gave us a shot of the OGs together. And it was on purpose because they disregarded the old fans and went for a cash grab. Spoiler and rumors in mind, this movie needs to be spectacular for this franchise to be redeemed. I mean like Luke mastered death and came back and start wrecking shyt

 

[Fctftl]

I took my ex gf to see the last Jedi and she looked at me with disgust. That was her first ever Star Wars film. I’m fukking ashamed. That movie was absolutely disgusting. They did Luke dirty. They made Leia Superman, and never gave us a shot of the OGs together. And it was on purpose because they disregarded the old fans and went for a cash grab. Spoiler and rumors in mind, this movie needs to be spectacular for this franchise to be redeemed. I mean like Luke mastered death and came back and start wrecking shyt

I want the opposite. I hope they go full stupid with this one. Too late to turn back now, might as well finish what they started

Im talkin Finn gettin gettin his ass whooped by Ewoks till Rose saves him, Kylo getting made fun of by Palpatine till he cries, palpatine clones, CGI Leia killing the clones and Kylo with a lightsaber, Lukes force ghost going to the darkside, and Vader comin back to life as a bad guy. End the movie with Rey goin super Saiyan 3 and finishing Vader with a Kamehameha, saving the galaxy.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I took my ex gf to see the last Jedi and she looked at me with disgust. That was her first ever Star Wars film. I’m fukking ashamed. That movie was absolutely disgusting. They did Luke dirty. They made Leia Superman, and never gave us a shot of the OGs together. And it was on purpose because they disregarded the old fans and went for a cash grab. Spoiler and rumors in mind, this movie needs to be spectacular for this franchise to be redeemed. I mean like Luke mastered death and came back and start wrecking shyt

I wouldn't be able to drag my woman to a star wars flick if my life depended upon it. So at least she went with you but now shes scarred for life lmao

 

[Rekkapryde]

I want the opposite. I hope they go full stupid with this one. Too late to turn back now, might as well finish what they started

Im talkin Finn gettin gettin his ass whooped by Ewoks till Rose saves him, Kylo getting made fun of by Palpatine till he cries, palpatine clones, CGI Leia killing the clones and Kylo with a lightsaber, Lukes force ghost going to the darkside, and Vader comin back to life as a bad guy. End the movie with Rey goin super Saiyan 3 and finishing Vader with a Kamehameha, saving the galaxy.

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

How do you not fire Kennedy after this?

Star Wars Panel With Christensen & McDiarmid Canceled (For Spoiler Concerns?)
Disney pulled Hayden Christensen and Ian McDiarmid from a SW panel in fear of leaks which inadvertently confirms they both probably in the film...

 

[FLATOP]

I took my ex gf to see the last Jedi and she looked at me with disgust. That was her first ever Star Wars film. I’m fukking ashamed. That movie was absolutely disgusting. They did Luke dirty. They made Leia Superman, and never gave us a shot of the OGs together. And it was on purpose because they disregarded the old fans and went for a cash grab. Spoiler and rumors in mind, this movie needs to be spectacular for this franchise to be redeemed. I mean like Luke mastered death and came back and start wrecking shyt

The Last Jedi was embarassing garbage. Truly irredeemable garbage. We should've seen Jumanji

 

[Bone Bender]

How do you not fire Kennedy after this?

Star Wars Panel With Christensen & McDiarmid Canceled (For Spoiler Concerns?)
Disney pulled Hayden Christensen and Ian McDiarmid from a SW panel in fear of leaks which inadvertently confirms they both probably in the film...

...I think theres a rumor I read in this thread about Rey traveling through time via the force, so maybe theres some truth to it.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I took my ex gf to see the last Jedi and she looked at me with disgust. That was her first ever Star Wars film. I’m fukking ashamed. That movie was absolutely disgusting. They did Luke dirty. They made Leia Superman, and never gave us a shot of the OGs together. And it was on purpose because they disregarded the old fans and went for a cash grab. Spoiler and rumors in mind, this movie needs to be spectacular for this franchise to be redeemed. I mean like Luke mastered death and came back and start wrecking shyt

Rian Johnson and Katheen Kennedy ruining healthy relationships

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

...I think theres a rumor I read in this thread about Rey traveling through time via the force, so maybe theres some truth to it.

They got so many rumors flying around about this film right now breh...

I read another one yesterday that this episode is such a dumpster fire they had to bring Lucas back to help with reshoots...Disney is trying to save face by saying they hired him from the start of the project but he only contributed to the scripting stage...I think the film is clearly in trouble because they're trying to please SW fans and Kennedy's Sith dyke order and will end up pleasing nobody hence why Lucas has been brought back in...IMO Lucas should stay far away from this shyt storm and denounce this trilogy as non-canon because that's exactly what it is...I don't think Disney can legally reprimand him for that...

 

[Rekkapryde]

They got so many rumors flying around about this film right now breh...

I read another one yesterday that this episode is such a dumpster fire they had to bring Lucas back to help with reshoots...Disney is trying to save face by saying they hired him from the start of the project but he only contributed to the scripting stage...I think the film is clearly in trouble because they're trying to please SW fans and Kennedy's Sith dyke order and will end up pleasing nobody hence why Lucas has been brought back in...IMO Lucas should stay far away from this shyt storm and denounce this trilogy as non-canon because that's exactly what it is...I don't think Disney can legally reprimand him for that...

bruh, that shyt would be so

 

[Brian O'Conner]

not a good look when you are having reshoots, and conflicting rumors like this

 

[The Wolf Among You]

If what I just read...

 

[Peter Popoff]

They got so many rumors flying around about this film right now breh...

I read another one yesterday that this episode is such a dumpster fire they had to bring Lucas back to help with reshoots...Disney is trying to save face by saying they hired him from the start of the project but he only contributed to the scripting stage...I think the film is clearly in trouble because they're trying to please SW fans and Kennedy's Sith dyke order and will end up pleasing nobody hence why Lucas has been brought back in...IMO Lucas should stay far away from this shyt storm and denounce this trilogy as non-canon because that's exactly what it is...I don't think Disney can legally reprimand him for that...

If Lucas comes back, they can swap this story into a trilogy based off Rey (Palpatine's granddaughter) and Kylo's (Skywalker) kids with one turning rogue because this shyt sucks.

 

[Princ3]

It's like sending someone on a treasure hunt, and when they finally find the chest and open it, it's just a piece of paper that reads "Got ya!"

If they wanted to do something kinda unpredictable they could've made Rey a relative of Darth Sidious. She could've been his secret granddaughter or something. That was one of the possibilities I was imagining in my head. She was hidden on a desert planet out of fear of what enemies of the Empire might do if they found out her true identity.That could explain her power and why she was so prone to giving into her anger. Then it could be yes, Rey IS related to someone powerful BUT it's not who you think it is.

But the only explanation we get is that the Force just chose her to be Kylo Ren's opposite. Even though Anakin was the "Chosen One" and he still required years of training. This was just all around bad writing.

Spoiler

Prophetic if the leaks are correct

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[Dillah810]

rogue one

tho I admit I keep falling asleep upon rewatches

I thought I was the only one. It's crazy that Rogue One is a film I genuinely enjoy, but always end up falling asleep on it.