Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[Kinguno]

So many questions but Luke a bum never got p*ssy

 

[Kinguno]

Palp legendary if they had him in episode 7 and built from there it would have been different

Ben Solo got swag like his granddaddy

Ben and Ray should have been lovers like Romeo and Juliet

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

So many questions but Luke a bum never got p*ssy

He actually did and Mara Jade a bad bytch...

Disney purposely assassinated his character to elevate Rey...

Disney-canon is bullshyt...

 

[detach]

Funny I never really care for the star wars movies I always thought they were corny what got me in to star wars were the video games like the jedi knight series and star wars knight of the old Republic 1 and 2

Same. I never watched any SW movies until I played Kotor.

Watched the original trilogy after and enjoyed it but still have kotor story >>>> original trilogy.

Thought the prequels were boring but the light saber battle was dope.

 

[Optimus Prime]

JJ pretty much made a direct sequel to TFA
He kept a few things from TLJ but all the questions and theories that came after TFA, JJ looked at those Reddit boards like some of the reviews said and filmed it
I enjoyed it for what it was

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Wow..... so finally finished it.

This definitely about to be another polarizing movie


I’m still trynna process how I feel about it but I’m expecting this thread about to be a war zone over the next few weeks

Either way another Billy for Disney

 

[nieman]

We'll agree to disagree on this one, cause in my eyes Palpatines true power came from his ability to manipulate people, cause without that this shyt would of ended when Mace Windu put the beats on him in his office. In the Expanded Universe Luke did kill Palpatine's clones(although the clones ended up being stronger than the original Palpatine I believe).

Y'all do realize EVERYONE in SW has taken L's except 1 person.

Yoda, Dooku, Mace, Jango, Boba, Luke, Han, Kylo, Jedi Order, Obi Wan, Qui Gonn, Anakin, Maul, Jar Jar, 3PO, R2, the whole Rogue One crew, Padme, Ewoks died, the Resistance multiple times, Tarkin...name them and they've taken L's to someone.

Then there's Rey

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Y'all do realize EVERYONE in SW has taken L's except 1 person.

Yoda, Dooku, Mace, Jango, Boba, Luke, Han, Kylo, Jedi Order, Obi Wan, Qui Gonn, Anakin, Maul, Jar Jar, 3PO, R2, the whole Rogue One crew, Padme, Ewoks died, the Resistance multiple times, Tarkin...name them and they've taken L's to someone.

Then there's Rey

fukk Rey, she gets no burn in my whip. I'ma start treating this shyt like Star Wars GT bruh.

 

[Wall]

I thought TFA was fun when it came out but hasn't aged all that well.

I really dug TLJ as unpopular as that opinion seems to be.

This was a mess. There was spectacle, sure, but the movie never felt interesting. First time I have no desire to go back to the theatre to see it again.

It's too bad because I felt like I was one of the few people who was actually stoked to see this too.

 

[Apollo]

The whole ending was really dumb as fukk, I'm just going to imagine the "God-Mode" Rey trilogy doesn't exist.

 

[Apollo]

The only movie I will re-watch in the Disney era is Rogue One, the rest can straight fukk off.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

SINCE nikkas is passing out spoilers, did they at least show the knights of ren or did they get captain phasma'ed

Apparently they are in it for a grand total of 5 minutes.

They was in that movie and had more screen time than RDJ in SMHomecoming and remember people was complaining saying how he was all up in the Spider-Man film

 

[goatmane]

movie spoilers....

Spoiler: spoilers

So a Skywalker can be responsible for deaths of millions of people and can still be a Force Ghost (Anakin, now Kylo) Can somebody please explain this shyt to me? So if Palpatine saved Rey, would he gone to Force heaven?

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Where was the Lucasfilm story group at to tell JJ goof ass that force rez conflicts with moments from the past films?

This the shyt I'm talking about...

How do you disregard 6 movies in the "saga" and star poppin force rezes as if they're galactical skittles...

How could anyone think that was a good idea...

So y’all know how over the last 50 years or so we had advancement in medicines or the medical field?

Well in the SW Universe they’ve had advancement in the force. I mean people was dying from Measles like 150 years ago

 

[goatmane]

so how does this work...

Spoiler: hmm.....