Star Wars: The Force Awakens (OFFICIAL THREAD)

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Why they got Snoke rocking a snuggie though :snoop:

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Movie was your typical The Chosen One cliche.

You got everybody in the field fighting this war forever, putting in work fighting and dying for what they believe in, then come the Chosen One who hasn't done any, a rookie, the new gal, zero stripes, and literally with a blink of eye saves the Galaxy.

you got Kylo Ren who's been training since he was a kid, killed all the Jedi and Jedi order gets defeated by the chosen one.
 

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I finally saw this for the first time, and its way better than yall make it out to be. The movie visually is the best of the series, and moves at a great pace I never felt like it was slow, and i enjoyed all the characters except for the whole empire redux (i did like ren though)


The three biggest flaws for me were:

The First Order aka "the empire that never left"makes the entire OT irrelevant. Everything they did was for nothing and the empire is now STRONGER for no reason.:gucci:

This movie should have been mostly about snoke and kylo restoring the broken factions to create a strong force to tear down the republic. Instead theyre already destroying planets, so why the fukk are they so concerned about an exiled Luke :dwillhuh:

They could easily take over the galaxy, especially since their storm troopers seem competent.



2. Kylo is a powerful dark side force practitioner who has been doing this for years. So we have him losing battles to people who didnt even believe jedis were real just a half hour ago:grumpydog:


I could deal with mind force scene because it's a decent way to open her powers up, and show kylos insecurities. BUT losing a lightsaber battle? fukk outta here
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I dont care if he has a blaster wound, you just dont became adept at saber fighting so fast. A garbage man and a chick dont last vs a trained practitioner. It doesnt work that way
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3. The last act was just a retread of blowing up the death star. fukk that.



I think yall are too harsh on finn, he was funny in spurts, but it was annoying how he was such a cheerleader. Plus all of a sudden he loves rey? He was ready to pawg as soon as the helmet came off:wow:


Got friend zoned with a fukking hug :mjlol:
 

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Movie was ass storytelling wise. We give sci-fi and fantasy flicks a pass of half ass because we're entertained by the visuals and etc. 6/10 imho too predictable
 
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